Corrupt-A-Wish

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:40 pm

Granted! After succeeding the math police arrested you and took you to a secret underground labratory where they performed Chinese water torture on you for the rest of your life.

I wish for the glory days of MLBPPWorld again.

Powerprosfan31 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:36 pm

lanceberkman wrote:

Granted! After succeeding the math police arrested you and took you to a secret underground labratory where they performed Chinese water torture on you for the rest of your life.

I wish for the glory days of MLBPPWorld again.

Lance! Welcome back!

But back on topic, granted. But... No. Just granted.

I wish for some diamonds.

LightningMan117 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:42 pm

lanceberkman wrote:

Granted! You go outside and go sledding to enjoy the new snowfall. After sledding for about an hour you crash into a tree and break your right leg. You cry out for help but it is starting to get dark and everyone else has gone home. You try to stagger homeward but you collapse in agony, tearing your ACL in the process. Finally, someone driving by notices you and calls an ambulance. the ambulance takes you to the hospital and upon you arrival, you are notified that you have a severe case of frostbite to go with the broken leg and torn ACL. They rush you into surgery to have 7 fingers and 4 toes removed. After getting out of surgery you are informed by a nurse that your family died in a car crash on the way over to visit you. After placing you in a hospital room, the power goes out in the hospital due to the snowstorm intensifying. You fall asleep soon after you are exchanged to a different room because the roof of yours collapsed on your head. When you wake up the next morning, the power is still out and you have recieved 15 inches of snowfall. Since there is nothing available to cook your food, you are given a breakfast of cold turkey and water. After clearing your breakfast away, a doctor comes in to ask if you would like to undergo plastic surgery on your face, because of all the scarring caused by the drywall the night before. However, just as he starts to fill out the neccessary documents, a man in a suit comes in and informs you that your father's business partner has made off with all your family's money after hearing of your father's death. The hospital then turns you out into the street, since you have no way to pay for your treatment. You wander around the block, chilled to the bone as it is still snowing. You spot on the front page headline of a discarded newspaper that MLB Power Pros 2011 has been released. Only problem is: you're still penniless, with a broken leg, torn ACL, and a scarred face. :twisted:

But under the new health care law, I'd recieve health coverage, and I have relatives too :wink:

. Welcome back Lance!

Granted, the Old Spice guy turns everything you own into diamonds. But, a jewlery store down the street was just robbed and you get blamed for it all and get thrown in Guantomao Bay for the rest of your life with the Unabomber.

I wish for a non-explosive Middle East.

PowerPro Jr · **Posted:** Sun Feb 06, 2011 11:13 am

Granted, and South America becomes even more explosive than the Middle East, resulting in another Cuban Missile Crisis.

I wish the economy was fixed and nothing else was harmed.

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:44 am

Granted! So everyone lives forever, which results in evil dictators ruling the world.

I wish for Sanctus Real to win at least one game this season.

BrewersFuzz · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:59 pm

Granted, but they never win again.(aren't they a band??)

I wish that it would go to spring, instead of getting warm (like now) then dropping back to 20's and 10's again.

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:14 am

Yes, also the name of one of my SY teams.

Not sure what you're wishing for here, so.....the world implodes.

I wish that I had a 3DS:D

BrewersFuzz · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:09 pm

Granted, but you drop it in a puddle.

I wish for Spring.

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:38 pm

Granted! Here is your coiled piece of cheap metal.

I wish for more hours in the day.

BrewersFuzz · **Posted:** Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:24 pm

Granted, there are now 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 hours in a day, but you have to go to school from 8:00 a.m. to 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 p.m.

I wish for all of my homework to be done, and correctly too.

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:01 pm

Granted! Your dog eats it as soon as it is completed.

I wish for my wish for a pet shark to not be corrupted.

Zumikaku · **Posted:** Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:29 pm

Granted, but you haven't wished for a pet shark yet, so... nothing.
I wish I didn't constantly mix up 3 different languages in my head.

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:36 pm

Granted! Now you constantly mix up ten languages in your head.

I wish for a pet shark.

maccrash21 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:13 pm

Granted, but the shark eats you.

I wish I could go to the Bahamas.

LightningMan117 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:49 pm

Granted, but you go as a terrorist operative. You are caught as soon as you arrive and are thrown in Guantomano Bay for life with the Unabomber :mrgreen:

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I wish we could have the awsome effects of thunder and lightning without rain.

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