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I wish that I could play Call of Duty.

Granted, but you get killed by hackers and teabagged.

I wish I could play Minecraft, and have a lot of fun, and not die.

Uhh...

Granted, but you forget to save and yo lose all your progresss and you begin to suck.

I wish it didn't snow so much in Massachusetts.

Granted, every snow storm misses you, and you never have another snow day.


I wish that I had a cooked pizza with cheese, and thats it, right in front of me, because I'm hungry.

And this is bad, WHY?!

Granted, but it was the worst pizza you've ever had nad you die of food poisoning.

I wish that I had unlimited money.

Granted, but you get killed, and I get all the money.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

You don't have to save, it saves automatically



Granted, but you then had too much to do

I wish for something good.

Granted, but you also get a little gnome that steals the good thing for himself and then creeps you out for the rest of your life.

I wish I could instantly become the greatest video game player the world has ever known.

Granted, and you also become the biggest douchebag the world has ever known.

I wish for the Palins to disappear off the face of the earth.

Granted, they go to Mars and the Martians get so annoyed that they get angry at Earth for sending them and destroy it.
I wish to end world hunger.

Granted

I wish for this snow to melt peacefully, and quickly.

Granted but you get Rain for 2 straight months.



I wish that people realized snow wasn't white and beautiful, it is till a dog pees on it.

Granted, every dog in the world comes and pees on your non-pretty snow so everyone else can enjoy it.

I wish it was snowing instead of raining.

Granted! You go outside and go sledding to enjoy the new snowfall. After sledding for about an hour you crash into a tree and break your right leg. You cry out for help but it is starting to get dark and everyone else has gone home. You try to stagger homeward but you collapse in agony, tearing your ACL in the process. Finally, someone driving by notices you and calls an ambulance. the ambulance takes you to the hospital and upon you arrival, you are notified that you have a severe case of frostbite to go with the broken leg and torn ACL. They rush you into surgery to have 7 fingers and 4 toes removed. After getting out of surgery you are informed by a nurse that your family died in a car crash on the way over to visit you. After placing you in a hospital room, the power goes out in the hospital due to the snowstorm intensifying. You fall asleep soon after you are exchanged to a different room because the roof of yours collapsed on your head. When you wake up the next morning, the power is still out and you have recieved 15 inches of snowfall. Since there is nothing available to cook your food, you are given a breakfast of cold turkey and water. After clearing your breakfast away, a doctor comes in to ask if you would like to undergo plastic surgery on your face, because of all the scarring caused by the drywall the night before. However, just as he starts to fill out the neccessary documents, a man in a suit comes in and informs you that your father's business partner has made off with all your family's money after hearing of your father's death. The hospital then turns you out into the street, since you have no way to pay for your treatment. You wander around the block, chilled to the bone as it is still snowing. You spot on the front page headline of a discarded newspaper that MLB Power Pros 2011 has been released. Only problem is: you're still penniless, with a broken leg, torn ACL, and a scarred face.

I wish for this to be the most devastating wish corruption of all time.

Granted, it was so devastating that it opened a hole in the universe, and everything was sucked into said hole, where it all exploded and life as we know it was over.

I wish that I could divide by zero successfully.