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Granted, but pig poop is worse than bird poop.

I wish taking notes was easier.

Granted, but your homework is harder now.

I wish that any team besides the Yankees, the Phillies, or hell, even the Cubs won the World Series next year.

Granted, and the Brewers win!!!


I wish I could get my braces taken off.

Granted, but you develop tooth problems and need something worse.

I wish there was no detention

Granted, detention is now called "Mandatory Extra Help", it's exactly the same thing.

I wish for a more creative mind.

Granted, but your mind starts to control you and you go insane and take over the world.

I wish you didn't have to go to the bathroom.

Granted, but you burst from the built up bodily fluids.

I wish the Panthers didn't have to start thier Thrid String Quarterback. Guess its a good thing we got Pike

Granted, but yo have to start your 4th stringer instead.


I hope we win our game tomorrow night.

Granted, but you slip on your sweat and hurt yourself within the first three minutes.

I wish that I was a chick magnet!

Granted, but then they start fighting over you and your in the middle and get severely injured.

I wish that I could play more sports than baseball.

Granted, you play Cricket, and sense you can't find anyone to play with, those skills are pretty useless.

I wish The Panthers had Aaron Rogers as their quarterback and no suspensions/injuries/ inadquate offensive line problems happen to him or the team.

Granted, but he gets really bad all of a sudden.

I wish that everyone active on this website randomly came on at the exact same time.

Granted, the site crashes due to the pure amount of awesome that would overload the server.

I wish I had an Xbox 360 and a PS3.

Granted but they don't work since you found them in the Trash.

i wish i had a million dollars!!

Granted, but it is in Monopoly money.


I wish it was Christmas already.