Power Pros Forum

Granted, but they are serial killers.
I wish LeBron signs with the Knicks.

Granted, but he gets injured pre-season.

I wish LeBron didn't have an ESPN special dedicated to him being a free agent.

I do too.







Granted, but he gets a special on ABC instead.

I wish LeBron would sign with the Cavs and keep my faith in pro basketball.

Granted, but he demands a trade to the Heat.
I wish LeBron didn't take 1 hour to say which team he chose and took 2 seconds like a normal person instead
"I choose... *1 hour later* the _____s"

Actually, he's spossed to annonce it within the first ten minutes. But what are they gonna do for the next 50?

Granted, but your forced to listen to analyis for the next 59 minutes and 58 seconds...

I wish Lebron signs with the Bobcats.

Granted, but he gets injured for the rest of the year. (Wow, i sure have said that a lot! )

I wish Yadier Molina would actually EARN his spot on the All-Star team.

Granted, but he gets cleated by A-Rod at home and is out the rest of the year and the Cardinals iss the playoffs because of it.

I wish Lebron wan't an egomanic

He isn't, therefore your wish is null.

I wish LeBron James would sign with the... (looks up worst team in NBA) New Jersey Nets!

Granted, but (see every other corrupted wish I made regarding the "I hope LeBron signs with the ______s." statement.)

I wish people would stop talking about LeBron.

Granted, but animals start talking about him.
I wish I could take a nap.

granted but you never wake up



I wish the people of Clevland realize how much Lebron has done for the team and stop booing.

Granted but now they say you have to give CC Sabathia back to them.

I wish that somebody would give me some fruit punch.

Granted, but it was poisned

I wish my group won our Charity Golf Tournament today.

Granted but the charity got no donations.

I wish people would actually take the time to think of even slightly creative corruptions and not reuse the same ones 10 times.