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Granted, but you cheated and now you are banned from Simyard.

I wish I stopped losing The Game.

Granted, but you just made all of us lose and everyone hates you now
I wish The Game had never been invented.

Granted but then life is boring. And that post is on the top of the page. So you will always lose The Game.

I wish I could do a backflip like Ozzie Smith without injuring anyone.

Granted, but you DO end up kicking a baby a la: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff2PBjbFs7A

I wish i could think of a wish.

Granted but it got corrupted.

I wish more people put ketchup in their salads and didn't think it was ridiculuos.

Granted, but they still think it's disgusting.
I wish that wish i wished for hadn't been corrupted.

Too bad, it happened already.

I wish my mom would let me cook spaghetti parmigiana.

Granted, but it burns and you never get to cook it again.
I wish your corruption was null and void.

Granted, but I made the same corruption and it can never be null and void.
I wish my online book actually WORKED!

granted, but your computer froze.
I wish for a loophole through all the possible corruptions

Granted, but the loophole was never found by anyone....
I wish for steriods, HGH and other things of that nature to never be invented

Granted, but athletes started following suit of Darryl Strawberry and started taking Performance De-enhancing drugs.

I wish I would do well in school finals week.

Granted but you do terrible in midterm week.

I wish I was a steroid.

Granted, but you got shot up someone's butt.

I wish my SimYard team played better.

Granted, but every other team you rooted for lost 17 games for every 2 they won.
I wish for a better Platinum Wi-Fi team.