Power Pros Forum

Granted, but whatever it is kills you.
I wish I had a cookie right now...

Granted, but the sugar rush you get from it is so huge that you jump and hit your head on the ceiling and get a concussion.

I wish my cross country meet would finish with enough time for me to get to my band/chorus concert before my call time

Granted but you were running so much you can't even sing.

I wish I could write a book and a lot of people would buy it.

granted, they use it to prop up tables that aren't level.

i wish my japanese was better so i could play the new power pros

Granted but you spend all your money on Rosetta Stone and can't afford the new game.

I wish I could lift cars with one hand.

Granted, but you break your arm after you accidentidly drop the car and try to catch it.
I wish I was president.

But you're accused of corruption on the 1st day and the house and senate find you guilty on a unanimous vote and you are sent to jail and removed from office.

I wish I was bored.

Granted but then when people asked you why you were bored you said because you wished for it and people thought you were an idiot.


I wish I had all staright A+s.

But you get suspended and get detention every other day.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you're a duck.
I wish I had an idea for the community service announcement for our radio broadcast.

Granted, but you idea never catches on.
I wish I owned a sports card company.

Granted, but it goes bankrupt.

I wish I had $-1.

Granted but you will see me around Chirstmas time.
I wish that I could go back to Philadelphia and play my cousin.

Granted, but you lost miserably.

I wish I could make Varsity for baseball.

Granted, but you ride the pine all season.

I wish I could go back and play high school and college baseball again.