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Cownip has Yogisms in his signature, sjax has a website full of Xiaolisms. I wanna see what other -isms you guys might have.
Sadlerisms (My English teacher/cross country coach)
S = a student
T = Mr. Sadler (cuz he's a teacher)
S: But what if-
T: Don't call me butt. And especially don't call me butt eye!

S: Can I use the bathroom?
T: If you don't know whether you have the ability to pee, then I don't wanna be anywhere near ya.

T: I'm this close to throwing you out of the window. And if I throw one of you out, I may as well throw all of you out.

S: Do you think I'm one of the smartest kids in 8PA?
T: In the top 39? Yes! (There are 39 kids in 8th grade PA)

T: I think our team nickname should be the oxymorons. When I say oxy you say morons! OXY!

Justin (to Mr. Sadler's class): Are ya'll gettin' learned up real good?
Sadler: Justin, you better run fast at cross country today.

S: I'm tired!
T: Hi, Tired! I'm Mr. Sadler!

S: I have grass in my shoe!
T: Oh, goodness! You have grass in your shoe? I've got a foot in mine!

Which ones do you guys have?

Gregism hes my soccer teams trainer
g=greg

G: Stand shoulder to shoulder but spread apart

G: You could have gone home got a biscuit came back and sill have the ball

G: Come on guys it's SIMPLE!

G: Its not Rocket Scientist (instead of science)

G: He put it on a silver platter for you. You HAVE to put it in the net.

G: Off n' go

Nicknames he gives us
Danny(me) = Dan Dan
Alan = A
Michael = Mikey
Phil = Haraguto
Shaun=Bruce Springstein or Bon Jovi (because he wears a headband to practice)

Just a reminder:
www.faultylogic.co.nr

Traceyisms (girl in my class)

T: I LOVE flowers!

T: I have a question-
Sadler: Tracey, we had this discussion yesterday, and the day before, and every day of last week. You don't need to announce it. Just ask your question!

T: Aw, poop on a stick!

Bernsisms (My L.A. teacher last year)

J.O.: I forgot my homework...
Berns: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

She hates snow so on the day before Christmas Break we asked this:
Class: What is your address???
Berns: Why?
Class: So we can sing Christmas carols
D.P.: Whispers: "or make a snowman*
Berns: *growls*

This one is just for fun:
M.G.: *making annoying noises with pen*
Berns: *throws pen across the room*

When asked where Fresno was, we guessed Alaska. Then whenever we said Fresno, we asked "Fresno Alaska???"

Here's a good one from XC

Joe: Come on, Katie, run over there!
Katie: No, I'm conserving my energy.
J: Come on, you lazy Russian!
K: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Me: Oh, you're dead, Joe.
J: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
K: GET BACK HERE, RACIST!!!!!!

I got another Sadler one.

"Guys, please don't play with my radio. Leave it on top of the bookshelf next to Stephanie Meyer's trash." (aka the Twilight series)