Power Pros Forum

granted, but you only play for 2 minutes.
i wish i had a nice new working laptop in a safe that only i knew the combination to.

But it is in the middle of the pacific ocean.
I wish I had $1,000,000 in pay pal hahaha

granted, but you have no cash and are forced to give half of it to your mother.

but i still have 500k haha

You put it in a swiss bank account and one of the bankers "borrows" it for forever.
I wish I had mad computer hacking skills.

But you don't have a computer...;p

I wish it was summer break now.

Granted, but school starts tomorrow.
I wish I wasn't so easily embarassed.

Granted but you get up to write on the board in class and fart really loud.

I wish that mlb pp 2009 would come out.

Granted, but 2K forgot to translate to English.

I wish Chula Vista, CA would win the LLWS tonight.

In other news, 100th post! It only took me 18 months and 3 days to make 100 posts...

granted, but they took steroids.
i wish i could think of a wish.

Granted thought you wished you had a bathroom but pooped your pants.

Wish I had a beer.

granted, but then you go driving...
i wish you hadn't said the part about pooping my pants.

Granted. You had on your depends so it saved the day.

I wish I had a DQ Blizzard.

granted, but the lady at the drive-thru keeps the $10 bill you gave her without giving back any change.
i wish more people would post and follow my log.

Granted, but they spam it.

I wish my room was clean.