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Yankeebros2009
 Post subject: Re: Jokes
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:25 pm 
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I heard this one from my brother.
I was playing poker with tarot cards once, I got a full house and 4 people died.

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes
PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:09 pm 
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Yankeebros2009 wrote:
I heard this one from my brother.
I was playing poker with tarot cards once, I got a full house and 4 people died.

Uhm, i'm pretty sure Chuck Norris did that. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes
PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:14 pm 
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how much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?
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When Chuck Norris was born, He roundhouse kicked the doctor after he slaped his butt
Another yo mama joke:
Yo mama's so ugly, after she was born the doctor slapped her in the face for being so ugly.

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chuck norris sleeps with a night light,not cause hes afraid of the dark,the dark is afraid of chuck norris

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When chuck norris goes into water, he doesn't get wet. water gets chuck norris.

superman once watched an episode of walker texas ranger. he then cried himself to sleep.

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From 2001-2003,Arod wanted to be like chuck norris, so he used some "special juice" he got from his cousin. The rest is unfortunatly, history.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Yo mama's so ugly, after she looked at Chuck Norris, he roundhoused her for being ugly.

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