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My friend made this one up today:
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a chinese phone book.

plot:the dad and boy are in louisana
(after dad liters)Boy:dad,im ashamed of you,cause of you,my grandkids will never see a polar bear.
dad:well son,if you see a polar bear in louisana,you know theres a problem

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks?

A: Nothing.

yo mama's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

yo mama so fat,that when she sat on california,they thought koria was attacking with missles

yo mama's so short, when she wears a red jacket dogs pee on her.

yo mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light", she flicked the switch.

Yo mama's so fat, when god said let there be light she had to move.

Your mama's so ugly, she has to pay a man to pretend to be your father.

There were three women applying for a job: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The boss asks the brunette to come in and says, "How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" The brunette said "1." The boss says "OK, we'll contact you later." The redhead comes in and asks, "How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" The redhead also said 1. The boss says "OK, we'll contact you later." Then the blonde comes in. The boss asks the same question: "How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" The blonde thinks about this for a while, then says, "34." The boss said, "How did you come up with 34 Ds in Indiana Jones?" The blonde replied:

(Insert indiana jones theme here)

"d-d-d-d...d-d-d...d-d-d-d...d-d-d-d-d, d-d-d-d....d-d-d...d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d!

ive got a few and when ________ that happens,amother joke is comeing

One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV".

He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes".

The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens.

Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses.

She says, "How the hell do you know I'm blonde?".

He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave."
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heres another,hilerious


A blonde and a brunett where on ther way to heaven and the brunette asked the blonde "how did you die" ?

The blonde said "I had a heart attack, how about you"

And the brunette says "I froze to death, what caused your heart attack"

The blonde said "It started when I came home from work and I saw a womans car in the drive way"

"I rushed in to the house and asked my husband where are you hiding her"

"He said hiding who, but I started looking around the house, I was so angry I dropped to the floor."

Finally the brunette says "Damn!! If you had just looked in the freezer we'd both have lived.

So there are two people talking with each other, a blonde and a brunette.
The blonde turns to the brunette and says, "My house burned down."
The brunette goes "Wow, what a coincidence! My house just flooded!"
The blonde looks at the brunette with a puzzled look on her face, then says "How do you start a flood?"

i dont get it