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lanceberkman · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 3:44 pm

@RD that's a good one! :lol:

dishnet34 · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 4:07 pm

Again...RD...I think somebody has that avatar already...I think it's patssoxcelts, but I'm not sure.

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 4:10 pm

I know somebody has that one. Can't remember who. Another person that hasn't been on in a while....

jacobye46 · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 4:45 pm

dishnetkid wrote:

Again...RD...I think somebody has that avatar already...I think it's patssoxcelts, but I'm not sure.

it can't be patsoxcelts cause thats my username on everything else but ppworld

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 4:50 pm

He's a red sox fan I'm pretty sure. That's all I can remember other than his avatar.

apple4960 · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 4:52 pm

The avatar is shared by BBiship2. I checked. I once tried to use Paint to make an avatar like that but to make it a pitcher. It was difficult, so I stopped.

Edit: 2000th post.

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 5:13 pm

I knew it began with a B. congrats on post #2000.

dishnet34 · **Posted:** Mon May 18, 2009 7:04 am

Sorry about the mixup with your other username, jacobye.

stevenjackson39 · **Posted:** Mon May 18, 2009 4:55 pm

RobDiesel61 wrote:

From the movie Guess who
What do you call 100 white guys chasing 1 black guy The PGA Tour

I love that joke!

99 blondes and 1 brunette were hanging by a rope over a huge cliff, and the rope is snapping. but if one person drops off, the rope will stay.
so the brunette goes into a long speech about how she'll sacrifice herself to save everyone else.
when the speech finishes, all the blondes start clapping.

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Mon May 18, 2009 5:53 pm

I've heard that one. Except it's only 2 blondes.

DeathJohnson · **Posted:** Mon May 18, 2009 7:03 pm

I've heard it, only with ten men and one woman.

gunninhome · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2009 2:45 pm

if it such the great outdoors why are all the bugs trying to get in my house :lol:

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2009 2:48 pm

What does a 3-ton gorilla eat?

Anything it wants :wink:

catcher51 · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2009 4:29 pm

Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team?
All the people that can run, jump and swim are already here.

Longball714 · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2009 8:15 am

Once upon a time a guy was drowning in a river. A boat came by and asked, "do you need any help?" and the guy said "no, God will save me." The boat went away.
Then another boat came along and asked, "do you need any help?" and the guy said "no, God will save me." The boat went away.
Then the guy drowned and went to heaven. When he got there he asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" and God replied, "I sent you two boats you idiot!"

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