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Exactly what I said:

Take the F out in way

But you can't because there is no F. Did somebody misspell way or something? Or is it a joke because now I'm confused....

I say take the F out in way.

You go but there's no f in way. you get it? HARHAR

It probably woulda been funnier if I didn't think it was a spellcheck on a post or something.

Probably.


Here's one:

You know you're a redneck when you see an owl in the woods and say, "Gee someone musta stole that from hooters!"

Whats the worst game ever invented,MLB 2K7,8,9

Here's a pretty good one:

Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.
One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned shortly and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."
"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a moment and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, he returned to the office and said, -
"A long time. We're gonna build a house..."

Sounds similar to this one.

Customer walks into a clothes store and asks the clerk:Do you have any sweaters I could buy?

Clerk:Yes about how long do you need it?

Customer:About September to March.

You might be a redneck if:



You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
You've ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil.
You think the Bud Bowl is real.
Your dog goes "oink!"
You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
You know how to milk a goat.
Your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache.
Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom.
You've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside.
Turning on your lights involves pulling a string.
You have a refrigerator just for beer.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
Your wife owns a camouflage nightie.
You've ever worn cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much.
You think the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.
The most common phrase heard in your house is, "Somebody go jiggle the handle."
You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

from the season finale of The Office:

Normally I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with a horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know.
(laughs)
Nah, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.

Funny but unfortunately they really do that....

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are on an island. A Genie appears and grants each a wish. the red-head wishes to go home. the brunette wishes to go home. The blonde says "i'm lonely. i wish my friends were back."

Some blonde Inventions

Black highlighter

Waterproof tea bags

Braille driving manual

Dehydrated water

Screen door on a submarine

Helicopter ejection seat

Air conditioning for motorcycle

Left handed pencil

Wooden barbecue

Glow-in-the-dark sun dial

Gasoline fire extinguisher

Battery-powered battery charger

Clear correction fluid

Fake rhinestones

Fireproof matches

Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

Mesh umbrella

Solar-powered flashlight

a priest and a rabi walk in a bar. the priest turns to the rabi and says, "hey did you hear the one about us?"

why do we cook bacon and bake cookies

And we drive on parkways

From the movie Guess who
What do you call 100 white guys chasing 1 black guy The PGA Tour