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Granted, but they go 162-0 the next season led by Vincent Velasquez

I wish Carlos Correa had made that catch

Granted, but he didn't make that other catch instead

I wish Kanye's new song was good

Granted, but then it's overplayed everywhere

I wish it was raining

Granted, but it's a thunderstorm, and you get struck by lightning

I wish I hadn't broken a wineglass last night

Granted, you break a bone instead

I wish Madden fantasy drafts were quicker

Granted. They go so fast that you don't have enough time to select the players you want, so you end up with a scrub team.

I wish that I would finish my Tigers updates tonight.

Granted, but the Tigers make 20 trades the next day

I wish I could finish entering passwords for my players

Granted. But after you finish inputting the last player password, your save data corrupts and you have to start all over again.

I wish someone would make me a few Tigers players for my update.

Granted, KFPC makes them but you can't make out the passwords

I wish it was Opening Day

Granted. It's Opening Day for the local Chipotle restaurant, and you go get a taco, and end up with E. coli.

I wish it was Christmas.

Granted, but it's Christmas of 2088 and you're on your deathbed

I wish, I wish, I had a fish

Granted. You had a fish, but you dropped him in your smoothie blender, and he gets blended to his untimely death.

I wish I had a new set of 2002 Mets baseball cards.

Granted, but you also have a dog, and the dog eats all of the cards

I wish for cheese

Granted. But it's made from human milk.

I wish she'd call me back.

Granted, but she thought you were dominos

I wish it was snowing