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Granted, but the spirit of a psycho killer lives inside the stilts, and one night he chops your leg off, and you bleed to death.

I wish for a heroin junkie to move into my house.

Granted, but he claims to be your younger brother even though he's 20 years older than you, and it's really annoying.

I wish for a bear.

Granted, you get Jay Cutler, who doesn't care and spends all of his time with you smoking.

I wish I were Brandon McManus.

Granted, but then you get a career-ending injury.

I wish Sadie's boyfriend had a horrible accident/

Um... Well sorry for DP, but Sadie likes the phillies and at one point wanted to date Chase Utley. Lol, that would drive me insane.

Granted. But it's a head on collision with you. No survivors.

I wish I had somebody to kiss at midnight.

Granted, but you have to kiss another male/female.

I wish LGM made 2,000,000 more players in one hour

Granted. But they are all 1994 Todd Benzinger.

I wish the cute girl at the potato farm was into me.

Granted, but she does not make enough money and have to use her body for money and you become non intrested.

I wish the girls and my class didn't hate me.

Granted. They love you so much now, but only because they think you taste delicious. They cook you and eat you for dinner.

I wish I was William Penn.

Granted, but you become him as a person of the undead and killed.

I wish my uncle didn't slap my cousin.

Granted. He slaps you instead.

I wish MSU would try to make this game interesting.

(OMFG...really?)
Granted. But then you have to do my sock laundry.

I wish the Giants had drafted CC Sabathia in 1998

Granted, but CC Sabathia dies the day after.

I wish Sadie was still at my school.

Granted. But she's dating me.

I wish Ewoks were Wookies