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Granted, but you are also given the rest of your life off from working, and die poor

I wish Milwaukee didn't suck so much

Granted. It doesn't because the Brewers are playing the Mets there today.

I wish I owned all The Matrix movies so I could watch all of them in order instead of just random parts when they're on TV. I want to understand.

Granted, but you get arrested for thief

I wish Brewers was a Rockies fan

Granted but then he realizes that the rockies suck and changes to a Yankees fan.

I wish that yo momma wasn't so fat

Granted, but who is yo mamma?

I wish Brewers' logs were good

Granted, but no one reads them.

I wish I had a bottle of water.

Granted, but it's hot

I wish my Mariners team could stay over .500

Granted. Get swept in the postseason.

I wish upon a star.

For what? ....nvm I guess

Granted, but you are blinded because that star is actually the sun and you just looked at it for way too long.

I wish I could meet anyone I wanted to, dead or living, whenever I wanted to.

Granted, but they all share a love for punching you in the balls.

I wish that whoever tries to corrupt this wish will suffer eternal pain.

Granted, but it's your beloved gram-gram that tries to corrupt it.

I wish I had the ability to travel in time.

Granted, but you get eaten by a dinosaur

I wish I could play in the World Series

Granted, it's the World Series of Poker.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted, but then the fish kills you.

I wish that PP27 would fix that image in his signature.

Granted, but what image?

I wish that- I'M A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK