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Granted, but it kills you.

I wish for a turtle

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish for a dish

Granted, but it fills you.

I wish for talking muffin

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for a PSP.

Granted, but it doesnt work

I wish I didnt have to sleep.

Granted, you die.

I wish for a McChicken.

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Granted but they forget the mayo and then it's just not a McChicken.

I wish for everyone to be as cool as me.

Granted, but then no one's cool and the world sucks.

I wish I was an MLB player.

Granted but your talent level equals that of Brandon McCarthy

I wish I was cool

Granted. Your body temperature drops to 50 degrees and you die.

I wish that I actually had consistent motivation to get stuff done.

Granted but then you have too much motivation and you die because you overwork yourself and stuff.

I wish I had a new car

Granted. You are now the owner of a beige 1971 Ford Pinto.

I wish I lived somewhere in the northern U.S., but that all my friends lived there also.

Granted. You live in Lake Huron. Your house immediately floods and everyone drowns. Congrats on murdering your friends!

I wish to be fluent in every language.

Lol that ford pinto has more swag than my current car. But it prolly can't beat my car in gas mileage.

Granted. Welcome to Barrow, Alaska.

EDIT: ninja'd.... Granted but you're the only person left on earth because it took THAT long to learn them all. Have fun.

I wish that I had a personal butler

Granted, you now own Caron Butler and have to pay his $2 million annual salary.

I wish I actually had the courage and time to go out with my crush.