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Granted, but someone steals it.

I wish for the compilation of C.S. Lewis' writings, in English, undamaged that can never be stolen.

Granted. It comes to life and eats all your cheese!

I wish I had extreme drawing skills.

Granted, but you have no crayons.


I wish for universal peace.

I don't care. I use pens and markers.



Granted. Sports no longer exist.

I wish that Memphis and Texas A&M were not in the Top 25.

Granted they're in the top five.

I wish Al managers weren't so stupid in Powerpros.

Granted. They outsmart you and beat you every game.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, you are dead and now incapable of feeling boredom.

I wish for a happy Thanksgiving.

Granted

I wish that I could eat turkey forever

Granted, but you are banned for not corrupting PPJ's wish, AND get tired of turkey.

I wish I could think of good names.

Granted, but the world explodes into cyberspace. And I didn't corrupt PPJ's wish because that was my tongue-in-cheek way of saying happy Thanksgiving.

I wish that cows could talk.

Granted, but they spread bad rumors about you.

I wish for Yu Darvish to not sign with the Yankees.

Granted. The Rangers sign him

I wish I was a famous Youtuber.

Granted. You're famous for being bad.

I wish 10 equaled 2

Granted you're now known for being the nerd who made 10 equal 2.

I wish Agent P would stop making stupid, mathematical wishes.

Granted. I start making smart mathematical wishes.

I wish I knew the cube root of the square root of -4.6 times pi to the 38th power.