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Sounds like Nyger Morgan needs to join this VERY professional crew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kbdu8WfthY

Yeah he would definitely be a better choice then Reg McLeary.
The conclusion to the thrilling player update next!

Player Update

Miss Kate: Alright. Everyone, but Chris replied. Time for some interrogating.

Miss Kate runs up to Chris: Hey you never responded to my question slash demand.

Chris tries to run, but is easily caught: Hey everyone responded except for you Mr. Kennedy!

Chris looks over to the guys: Hey traitors! I thought you said we were going to keep quiet!

The guys all ran away.

So did Chris when Miss Kate was distracted.

The Next Day

In The Following Hours Miss Kate Made Five Attempts To Get Chris To Tell Her What Happened.

1


Miss Kate walked up to Chris: I will ruin your career if you don't admit what happened!

Kennedy: Never!

Miss Kate: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Kennedy: What's the hard way like?

Miss Kate: I don't know actually... Forget it! You'll tell me or else!

Kennedy: Or else what?

Miss Kate: Damn you're good.
This is not over.

In Fact It Wasn't Over

2

Miss Kate: Look Chris, I know you weren't a part of what happened. I only want to help you. I will punish the other guys.

Kennedy: Not a chance. You think I don't know what you're doing? You think you can outsmart me? Good luck.

MK: No no no. You've got it all wrong. I'm out to get the other guys.

Kennedy: Well my teammates are my friends.

Jagger: Well...

Kennedy: Shut up.

McCartney:He's right actually.

Kennedy ran away while Miss Kate was distracted.

3

Miss Kate was just leaving a message on Kennedy's locker. It read,

Dear Kennedy,

I will reward you ten thousand dollars if you tell me what went on that night.

From,
Miss Kate

The next day a note was found on her desk at the Scranton Times Tribune

Dear Miss Kate,

Don't go around promising money like that! Ever heard of recruiting violations? You could get us the death penalty!

Love Always,
Cool Kennedy

Miss Kate almost had a nervous breakdown after that one.

4

A computerized voice message was left on Kennedy's cell phone.

It said: Kennedy I have your beloved Gramma here. Come forward about the story or you will never see her again.

Kennedy sent a message back: Uh, hi Miss Kate its 9:03 p.m., call me back when you get the chance. Wait! What am I doing? Miss Kate I know you don't have my Gramma because I was out to lunch with both of them when I got the message. So... yeah. Bye.

When Miss Kate found that message there were reports of a disturbance in downtown Scranton.


5

Miss Kate: Okay now I've got to bring out my A-game.

Kennedy enters room.

Miss Kate: Alright here he comes.

Kennedy tried to run away, but Miss Kate was prepared for that.

Sgt. Pepper and Wild Thing were blocking the door for her.

Wild Thing: Why did she make us block the door when Chris comes over?

Sgt. Pepper: Don't ask me. I'm thinking of making a no-press rule until after the game.

Wild Thing: Good idea. Oh! Here he comes.

Kennedy: Hey guys. Listen I really need to go to the bathroom.

Sgt. Pepper: Oh go right ahead then. Cool with me. Cool with you?

Wild Thing: Yeah it's fine by me.

Kennedy tried to leave, but Miss Kate was prepared for this too. She was waiting right outside.

Kennedy thinking to himself: Oh God! She's here too. She's everywhere! Wait she looks stunning. And she is smiling. She's probably playing good cop bad cop. No she already did that.

Miss Kate: Kennedy?

Chris: Wait! What?

Miss Kate: I said, Will you please tell me what happened that got you in a car crash. Please?

Chris: Miss Kate I told you no. And I have no idea what you are talking about.

Miss Kate: Please. Call me Katie.

She said as she held his hand.

Chris thinking to himself: Oh my God! She's trying to seduce me. This'll frustrate her.

Chris: Well since were on a first name basis now I want you to call me Captain Awesome.

Miss Kate: What the-

Chris: Do you want the story or not?

Miss Kate: Yes Captain Awesome.

Chris: Alright then. Ask away.

Miss Kate: Well, What exactly happened? Take me through that day.

Chris thinking: She just through me a hanging curve ball.

Chris: Everything?

Miss Kate: Yes.

Chris: Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Made my way downstairs and drank a cup and looking up I noticed I was late. Grabbed my coat and my hat, made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke then somebody spoke and I went into a dream...

Paul and John walking by overheard the conversation.

Paul: Hey Chris that sounds really familiar.

John: Yeah something like this.

Miss Kate getting frustrated: Alright lets skip ahead to that night!

Chris: Oh okay. Well we were playing the Marlins and Brian was starting for us. Oh and Luis Gonzales broke the hit record according to Jack Merluzzi, Not really. The first pitch to Pablo was a changeup the second was a fastball, the third was a two seamer and-

Miss Kate on the verge of another breakdown: YOU MEMORIZED EVERY FRIGGIN' PITCH OF THE GAME!!!!!!!

Chris laughing: Yeah. So do you still want to know?

MK: No I need to go home and rest. If you tell anyone what happened my reputation could be ruined.

John: What reputation?

Ringo on his drums: *badumcrash!*

Paul's twitter account: lol/ Miss Kate Big Fail!!!!!!

MK: What are you guys still doing here?

They disperse

Chris: I need a peace offering then.

MK: What?

Chris: You mentioned 10,000 dollars earlier.

MK: Ugh. Fine.

MK: Still friends?

Paul: When were you friends?

Ringo: *budumcrash!*

Chris: I need time to recover.



And So The Problem Has Kind Of Been Resolved

To Be Continued.....

Preview: A Fantastic All Starr Game is a nice break from all this nonsense...

Finally done.

Heh, excellent job.

Thanks. I will edit number 5 into that post.

Okay finally edited the last update. Games coming soon.

Breaking News

Stranglers Get Much Needed Pitching Help

Jack Swaggert: Here we break into your scheduled program, Scranton Times Tribune Live, with breaking news concerning the Stranglers. Who the hell else would it concern? The Stranglers are the only pro sports team here. Oh we're still on?! Here's Dennis O'Bell.

Dennis: Here I am from the Stranglers locker room with breaking news. The Stranglers have made a trade today on July 26th. They have traded Ryan Madson and Rosario to the Red Sox for Hideki Okajima, David Arrdsma, and wait for it... drumroll Ringo?

Ringo drumrolls

Dennis: Tim Wakefield!

Paul: Another knuckle baller eh?

Dennis: That's what Mario White has been saying so it isn't my fault if it's not true.

Marvin: Where's Miss Kate you fraud?!!

Dennis: She is on a well deserved "break".
Now back to you Harry Jones with the Scranton Times Tribune Live!

So did I get I steal or is this a fair trade?

Steal imo.

Nice trade. Looked Like you swapped 2 mediocre pitchers, for 2 mediocre pitchers, plus Wakefield.

A Fantastic All Starr Game
July 15th 2008
N.L.: 5
A.L.: 3
WP: Jamie Moyer
LP: Jered Weaver

Mia:The All Star Game-- That fantastic celebration of the games best players in the world-- Is finally upon us!

Dennis O'Bell: Didn't we get rid of you? Whatever. The starting lineups in this game look like this,

1. Pablo Sanchez SS
2. Ringo Starr 2B
3. Chris Kennedy 3B
4. Ryan Howard DH
5. Alfonso Soriano LF
6. Matt Kemp CF
7. Carlos Beltran RF
8. Russel Martin
9. Albert Pujols 1B
SP Randy Johnson

1. Ichiro CF
2. Derek Jeter SS
3. Alex Rodriguez 3B
4. David Ortiz DH
5. Robinson Cano 2B
6. Manny Ramirez LF
7. J.D. Drew RF
8. Kevin Youkilles 1B
9. Joe Mauer C
SP Jered Weaver

D O'Bell: Well now to the highlights of today's game.

Scranton Times Tribune July 15th, 2008
Harry Jones: The NL got off to a good start lead by the Stranglers top four batters. Pablo Sanchez lead off with a walk. Ringo Starr then got a double and the N.L. had runners on second and third. Kennedy hit a single to drive in two. Randy Johnson gave up three runs in the first. Two of them were home runs. 3-2 A.L. The N.L. couldn't get any runs until the fifth when Ringo hit a two run homer with Pablo on third. 4-3 N.L. Jamie Moyer came in and shut things down for two innings. Raul Gaddaba came in with George Harrison in the eighth. Raul Gaddaba got two outs, but then loaded the bases. A line shot came toward third and almost tore Kennedy's head off, but he made an amazing diving catch to save the game! On top of that he lead off the top of the ninth with a homer to make it 5-3. George Harrison got a triple, but was stranded at third. WildThing came in for the save. The national league officially has home field advantage for the World Series! The MVP ended in a tie going to Scranton's own Chris Kennedy, and RIngo Starr. Scranton is well on their way to the Fall Classic leading the MLB in wins and losses.

Harry Jones.

Chris:Hey Ringo, party in hotel room 1515 tonight for the Stranglers. Spread the word!

Agents, Give into peer pressure or study for that big test coming up?

Sgt. Pepper: Curfew is at 10. Anyone not in their room by then will be locked in a room with Jack Merluzzi for 3 hours.

Azul Abuela: *flees for his room*

lol.

Kennedy: Alright I guess Azul is out.

Ringo: Nah, I have to go to my grandma's house and make her some of my famous peach pie.

John: Count me in!

Marvin: Hey! I like pie too! Can I come?

Brian Wilson is always in.

Pablo has to go watch some of his favorite Spanish programming.