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Granted! It bursts into flames.

I wish that Berkman would hit over 35 HRs this season.

Granted. He writes "HR" on 36 pieces of paper and hits each of them once.

I wish all food was healthy and tasted good.

Granted, but anything of that sort has poison in it to make it healthy.


I wish for Easter to come faster, so Lent ends.

Granted, but your life starts rapidly progressing, and you miss the rest of your life.

I wish I had a cool car for later on in life.

Granted, but you go out for a drive and it is hijacked



I wish America had rocks and trees like Canada

Granted, Canada conquers the United States, destroys its cities, and forces its citizens to put Canadian rocks and trees in their place.

I wish songs didn't constantly get stuck in my head.

Granted, there is no music.

I wish that I could have a dog.

Granted! It dies of a heart attack.

I wish for a bowl of ice cream.

Granted, but you find a piece of half-chewed gum in it.

I wish could get some sleep.

Granted, But you sleepwalk into your tv and break it.

I wish I had DVR.

Granted, but then your TV breaks


I wish for world peace.

Granted, now Neptune has peace between the Zapolians and the Yippikians.

I wish the Panthers would NOT draft Cam Newton on Thursday.

Granted, but they draft Scott Tolzien, from the Badgers!


I wish for no more snow until next winter!

Granted! It sleets until then.

I wish the weather here would stay at 75 degrees farenheit for a few weeks.

Granted, but it rains all week.

I wish I didnt have braces,