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Granted! You are hit by lightning and die.

I wish for my wish for a pet shark not to be corrupted....

Granted, but it isn't a corrupted shark, so you feel sad that he wasn't killed in a creative way, or he didn't eat you.

I wish for an active website again!

Granted! The site is filled with active n00bish spammers.

I wish for Japan's turmoil to go away.

Granted, but then that turmoil comes to the U.S., and gas prices jump even higher!


I wish for Lent to be over.

Granted, but now the rapture comes and everyone blames you for the destruction.

I wish people understand I procrastinate a lot.

Granted! Thus, you are shunned by society.

I wish I knew Bullhead's glove color.

Granted. You play through Success Mode, and make it to the Galaxy Sharks. But, after the game, you go to post what color it is, and find someone had already posted it.

I wish for track season to start.

Granted! You proceed to tear your ACL while warming up for your first practice.

I wish for the Astros to make the playoffs this year.

Granted, but they lose in the first round.


I wish for wireless internet.

Granted! Someone steals all your internet's wires.

I wish for the Astros to win the World Series.

Granted, but a giant herd of flying pigs block out the sun causing a second ice age.

I wish I was a very good breakdancer.

Granted, but you break your neck, and then you can never dance again.


I wish I could go fishing.

Granted! Your boat capsizes and you are eaten by a shark.

I wish the Gambler's Ring I have now would stop breaking.

Granted, but the gambling you do now fails EVERY TIME.

I wish St. John's had won both Thursday and Saturday, so I'd be looking like an even better genius because I also had Pitt losing.

Granted, but then in my trip back in time, I make all of your other picks wrong.


I wish I could play Frogger 3D for PC. But, its Lent.