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Granted, but you still managed to crash it, and since it was the only car of its kind, you have to settle for a crappy car because you wasted all your money on the car you crashed.

I wish I could type better, and none of my other abilities could become worse.

Granted, but you get carpal tunnel, a really BAD case of carpal tunnel, and must get surgery and you can never use your hands again.

I wish for a phone that wasn't a piece of crap.

Granted, but you get a phone thats a piece of poop.

I wish it was Christmas already.

Granted, but the next day you're sad because it's over.

I wish the mods came back.

Granted, but then they are are jerks to you and you kill yourself because you are depressed.

I wish I could find something I want to get for Christmas.

Granted, but your parents couldn't buy it for you because it was too expensive.

I wish that everything edible looked good, tasted good, and was healthy for you.

Granted, but then all food looks and tastes the same and life is boring.

I wish I knew how to speak Pidgin.

Granted, but so does the rest of the world and you won't be so special anymore.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner.

Granted but then you don't get the pleasure of being eaten and you grow moldy and stinky.


I wish that you guys would stop corrupting my wishes.

Granted, you stop wishing.

I wish for an Eternal Ring sequel.

Granted, but then you lose your copy.

I wish they came out with MLB Power Pros 2011 or 2012.

Granted, but they leave out success mode and MyLife and you're left with a glorified version of Baseball Blast.

I wish that the Krispy Kreme fairy will visit me tonight.

Granted, but the Dunkin' Donuts one jumps on you, breaking your ribs. Kripsy Kreme is from my hometown

I wish my math teacher's dad didn't die.

Okay, I can't corrupt this wish. I'm not heartless like that.

I wish I had a candy that didn't get me a cavity.

Granted, the candy explodes in your mouth instead.

I wish pigs could fly... safely...