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Why do alarm clocks have a snooze button? Doesn't that ruin that purpose of setting your clock?



Why do they have that loud sound. It doesn't work. Any parent knows that there is one magical sound that will get you up in an instant and keep you awake more then a triple expresso.....imagine this for your alarm clock "Daddy my tummy hurts (pause) URACKKK!" that wonderful sound of a child throwing up next to you! Add a little rotten egg fragarance and you have the perfect alarm clock.

If you step on a crack and break your mom's back....do you go to jail for that?

If gambling is a sin why do some chruches sponser bingo halls?

why do croutons come in air tight packages? it's just stale bread...

how would we know if something was mis-spelled in the dictionary?

why is it when you transport something in a car it's a shipment but when you transport something on a ship it's cargo?

why do bananas grow upwards?

and is santa so jolly cause he knows where all the bad girls live?...

Like the one on curtons...gotta rember that one.



If you feed a dog cat food long enough will it start acting like a cat? If you feed a cat dog food long enough will it start acting like a dog? I have a cat that wags it's tail like my dog....

I have a dog that lets cats and birds eat it's food.

If you feed a cat dogfood it'll probably go blind, they need taurine and dog food is just cardboard nuggets

. . . why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

if a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it attempted suicide or a hostage situation?

[quote="BBiship2"]if a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it attempted suicide or a hostage situation?[/quote]



Love that one, surprised I hadn't thought of it yet.


Why do we have Philips screws and Flat heads? Is there a differance other then making us buy two different screwdrivers!

After hanging a number of new curtain rods last year that came with long flat headed screws, I was preparing to organize a boycott on any company that ever manufactured flat headed screws again -lol- I hate the fact there are at least 5-6 different screw head types I can think of off the top of my head, but as far as actually working with them it is hard to beat the torx head (the star shaped type).

Here's another "ever wonder" - ever wonder why atheists will ridicule theists for "supernatural belief" yet they see no problem in believing the universe is either eternal or the physical matter created itself out of nothing, despite the obvious scientific flaws in such a belief (i.e. just as "supernatural" as theism)?

i just thought of the best one ever:





why did the kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

You don't want them to die before they hit their targets right? A terrorist wouldn't want the bombs to blow up before wearing them into the crowded area...

dangit! i never thought of that

but i got another one:

if a person kills their clone is it suicide or murder...

When you drown in a pool or such you turn blue (have 1st hand knowledge) but what if you drown in the bathroom! Do you turn yellow?


In the afterlife you are sitting at a table with a bunch of people and start asking how did they kicked the bucket.
One person says, "I saved a child from a burning house but died from my burns."
Another says, "I was on my way home from chruch when a drunk drive ran me over."
Another one says, "I gave a kidney to someone in need but died due to complactions."
Then it becomes your turn....what would you say? Would you say you drowned in the bathroom and that is why your face has yellowish tint?