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granted but then you get banned.



I wish I could kill someone and get away with it.

It clearly wasn't granted.



Granted but to get away with it you'd have to move to a deserted island with no technology, and try to grow your own food.

I wish cooldude made a wish for me to corrupt.

granted but somebody else corrupts it instead of you.

I wish that this wish gets corrupted.

Granted, but your PP file gets corrupted as well.
I wish my file hadn't gotten corrupted for a 2nd time.

Granted but then your wish does

I wish ninjas ruled the world.

Granted, but you never know their policies because they're way too sneaky...

I wish pets could talk.

Granted, but they only talk about LeBron James
I wish my running camp didn't make me wake up at 5:30 (or earlier)

Granted, but they wake you up at 5:31.

I wish there were better shows on TV.

Granted but it was pay per view.

I wish that pencils didn't break so much.

Granted, but pens exploded ink more often.

I wish for another movie as funny as The Hangover.

Granted, but it's so funny that tickets for it cost $150 each... for children.
I wish I could think of stuff to write for my stories. Good stuff.

Granted, but I steal your ideas and make millions.

I wish the only news shows left on TV were The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.

Granted, have fun watching that for the rest of your life and never getting any other news.
I wish the little thingy on the edge of my laptop desk... tabletop... thingy wasn't bent.

Granted, but that other stuff is.

I wish all news networks weren't biased.