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I wish school was an hour shorter.

granted, but school is also 100 days longer.

I wish I was 7 feet tall.

Granted, but you hit your head every time you walk through a door.
I wish I could still play pickup games during the simyard playoffs.

Granted, but you lose every single one of them.

I wish the worthwhile parts of SimYard were free.

granted, but you can't use them.
i wish i had gotten my claim number...

Granted, but you have the worst claim number ever. (I don't know how claim numbers work)
I wish the Cubs would win at least 50% of their remaining games.

granted, but the cradinals win 75% of theirs.

I love your thinking!

I wish i could drive, and not crash my car.

granted, but your car breaks down in the middle of a deserted forest, like in horror movies.
i wish i had a working ferrari.

Granted, But the Stig comes and takes it for a fast lap on Top Gear and wrecks it on the last turn.

I wish I had a Super NES.

Granted, but no one sells SNES games anymore, even on Ebay.
I wish my toilet wouldn't clog as often.

granted, but the garbage disposal in your sink does.

I wish it was Spring in simyard

granted, but your players' trainings suck.
i wish my team was the best in all of simyard, and that i could play it as much as i wanted.

But i run over to your house (where do you live?) and I steal your computer...

I wish I had time to play Wii.