MLBPPWorld Dumb criminal thread

catcher51 · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:08 pm

FoxTrump wrote:

Saw this one on the show "1000 ways to die."

Motrocycle dude robbed bank and went into the woods to celebrate with a bottle of booz. Sitting next to a campfire, bike full of cash for his methlab, booz in one hand,good times.....now the sad part........booz bottle breaks, thinks he can get a buzz from drinking gas from bike, drinks gas, starts with sever stomach pains, throws up on his campfire! He catchs on fire and dies.....

Um, wow, that was way to stupid for me to even think of feeling even a tiny bit sorry for the guy. :lol:

Cub of the Ray · **Posted:** Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:30 pm

http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/loca ... 88636.html
Dennis the Menace grew up...some guy shot ball bearings at a tollbooth with a slingshot. It's not exactly on the level of robbing a bar with a cheese grater, but seriously, does anyone over 6 even use slingshots anymore? shoot, does anyone under 6?

http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCr ... SISL330182
a homicide bomber blew up some of his fellow insurgents by accidentally triggering his bomb vest. How'd he manage this? He waved goodbye to six fellow insurgents....well, there's a goodbye for ya. :lol:

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:34 pm

He figured since he didn't have a gun liscence :lol:

Once a guy pretended to be buying something but when the cashier opened the register he grabbed $5 and ran. Leaving the $20 he was buying stuff with that he also forgot. :lol:

Longball714 · **Posted:** Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:52 pm

http://www.darwinawards.com/

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:43 pm

Wow.

Cub of the Ray · **Posted:** Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:37 pm

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=157&sid=5961799

here goes another one I couldn't make up if I tried...so a guy robs a bank...and promptly crashes his getaway car. So he gets home via a bus, a taxi and finally bummed a ride from his sister...and comes home to discover his roommate dead. So he calls 911...and gets arrested for the bank heist :lol:

catcher51 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:50 pm

Cub of the Ray wrote:

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=157&sid=5961799

here goes another one I couldn't make up if I tried...so a guy robs a bank...and promptly crashes his getaway car. So he gets home via a bus, a taxi and finally bummed a ride from his sister...and comes home to discover his roommate dead. So he calls 911...and gets arrested for the bank heist :lol:

Now THAT'S just sad. :lol:

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:05 pm

I think I saw a bank robbery yesterday...

Anyway once I guy robbed a bank and his getaway car's liscense plate read: FINDME. They easily caught him. :lol:

Cub of the Ray · **Posted:** Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:45 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090529/ap_ ... l_break_in

just read this one...well, I understand his idea: dude knew what his target demographic was and REALLY wanted to reach it. breaking into jail, however, aint exactly the right way to go about it.

Yankeebros2009 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:41 pm

This is too real to make up. A guy tries to rob a van at a convinince store. The owners of the van, who are a bunch of judo masters, beat the crap out of him, tie his body in a knot, and leave him for the cops to get him.

apple4960 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:43 pm

About a month ago, I saw some people ROBBED A COP CONVENTION. Seriously. If you're going to rob somebody, think about it. You'd realize this is incredibly stupid.

Yankeebros2009 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:52 pm

This is really stupid. A guy went to try to moon some bystanders outside the tourbus he was in. So he pressed his ass aganst the glass. What he didn't know was that the glass was an emergency window, so he pushed it and he fell onto the road on his ass.

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