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My grandma saw this on the news and told me about it...anyways, two guys rob a jewelry store, grab as much cash and rocks as they can and flee...but before they get very far they run into a group of 4 other robbers, who proceed to rob the first two guys

That's funny! That's like a fish eating a smaller fish who ate an even small fish.

Uh, sort of!
Yeah, pretty funny.

I remeber reading about a guy who went into a bank, gave the teller a note saying he had a gun and wanted all the cash, and then walked out. He was arrested soon after because, here is the sad part........his note was written on the back of one of his personal checks that had his address, phone #, and everything else!


There was another dumb crimal I rember who did a smash and grab at a jewerly store and also robbed a conviance store soon after. Police caught up with the idiot a mile away from conviance store with his get away car parked on the side of the road. Cop asked idiot, "why did you rob the conviance store?"
Idiot, "needed gas money for the car!"
His car ran out of gas! That was how his was caught!!

i remember reading about one guy who robbed a convenience store, only got away with a hot dog, then choked on it in the parking lot!

Jeez, this just gets dumber and dumber.

my older brother had a whole book on stuff like that, he gave it to me a few months back.

I heard one where the guy fell asleep on the sofa of the house he was robbing...

That's intresting...

There was one where a criminal robbed a store and ran into a forest. Good plan, right? WRONG! He was wearing light-up shoes so they just followed the lights and arrested him.

Light...up...SHOES!!!!! That's pretty pathetic unless you're a kindergartener...

I wasn't even allowed to have them in kindergarten! My Dad has it in for light-up shoes, i'm not sure why.

I never got to have them either...

Apparently it was a "SAFETY" issue. I asked my mom, and she said that my dad never liked them, but that they actually sparek and stuff on kid's feet prior to them being "perfected".

Saw this one on the show "1000 ways to die."

Motrocycle dude robbed bank and went into the woods to celebrate with a bottle of booz. Sitting next to a campfire, bike full of cash for his methlab, booz in one hand,good times.....now the sad part........booz bottle breaks, thinks he can get a buzz from drinking gas from bike, drinks gas, starts with sever stomach pains, throws up on his campfire! He catchs on fire and dies.....