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Who let the dogs out! Who? Who?.....well who letem out?

"Can you tell me how to get....how to get to seasame street." Why don't they ever tell you how?! Isn't the whole idea is to get kids to go to seasame street so how you get there?

Why do bald guys want full heads of hair and guys who have have full heads of hair want to be bald or shaved?

Why do guys with bald heads have shiny heads? Do they use turtle wax or a floor wax?

If the bible said 2+2=5 would a relgious person have to believe it since god said so?

You are suppose to give 10% of your income...is that before or after taxes?

If preachers are suppose to be doing gods work then why do some of them drive around in limos and have 10 room mansions. Does god really need that many rooms?

I worked for 4yrs in a pharmacy and have seen every color combination for pills but one...why is there no black colored pill?! Closest I have ever seen was a dark navy blue but you could still tell it was blue.

How come you can never buy just one pant...you always have to buy a "pair of pants."

Why is it that you can boost/gamble for a Clutch Hit upgrade and/or Tough Out ability after a FIELDING practice, but you cannot boost Arm Strength after a Long Toss practice?

If a busness clams to be "world famous" isn't that false adversting? I just saw a Waffle Shop that said it was world famous; that mean I could go to Russia and ask directions to the local waffle shop? There was a busniness called Robinsons Family Resturant World Famous for seafood...how? never heard of them before. The only "world famous" companys would be McDonalds or Burger King or such but Waffle Shop? FALSE ADVERTISING!!

why do people say "down the hatch" when there isn't any hatches in your body?
Why is all this TV crap we see being advertised (though the shamwow commercials are funny) $19.99 or $19.95?

Why is it called a mobile home? When was the last time you ever saw one move!

Why do they call them trailer parks and office parks when they just have buildings? There's parking, but not an actual park.

How come time and distance can be changed that way but not the other way around?

Example: (when you're driving back to your home while your wife is there)
Wife: "How far away are you?"
You: "About 15 minutes."

Wife: "What time are you getting home?"
You: About 3 miles."

why do some folks call it soda, others call it pop, and some call everything coke?

why is it that whenever I see a mouse in my house, it's always upstairs?

why does islam forbid drawing or depicting muhammad? was he THAT ugly?

why did the new summer ball team in Hannibal, MO pass up the golden opportunity of calling themselves the Cannibals?

Mo Williams is the most easily replacable player on the Cavs' roster. Sheesh, Professor from And 1 could do what Mo's doing. So why is he being held up as a major reason for their success?

It's fashionable to bash the Bucks for drafting Bogut instead of Chris Paul. Why is it always forgotten that they had TJ Ford at the time? And why do people forget that good centers are hard to find?

How come holding the stick is a penalty in hockey? You're already holding a hockey stick, so would that mean there wouldn't be a hockey game until someone loses their hockey stick?

Sorry for this being so long ago, but it's before. Just wanted to point that out.
Why our laws protect criminals more than civilians and cops?

If god loved all his children, then why does he hate ugly?

If god loves his children then why have them burn in hell?

If a country is ran by an idiot why re-elect him?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could wood chuck wood?

I didn't know a woodchuck could woodchuck wood.

(Looks like it's harder to spell it than to say it)

why does everything say "mother approved'? isn't that sexist?

If a goldfish can only rember enough stuff for about 3 seconds then how does it still know its a fish?

Wouldn't it go something like this..
1 second, "I'm drowing!"
2 seconds "I can't breath"
3 seconds "wait I'm a fish!"
start all over

if elephants can remember so much then they should remember some way to conquer their fear of mice (or whatever they're scared of, that's just a cartoon/stereotypical fear for elephants)