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When you base you practices around whether or not the coach is watching.

when you search for a bat online called the "Ribbie Getter"

when you meet a spy and he generates 2 holographic copies of himself and plays tag with them and asks you to figure out which one is real.

when you ask for a gambler's ring for christmas/chanukkah/ramadan/kwanzaa/etc.

When you read a book you suddenly become "Lucky".

When you read a book and then forget all about it and read it again so you can become Lucky.

when you try to catch fish on top of a mountain to get "lucky" and then your girlfriend makes you throw them back

when you pay $100 for a bottle of sports drink.

when you get told about a phony mirror of truth by a guy named oakley

When you are posting on a forum abotu the game during halftime of the eagles game (we are up 10-7, but the giants scored on a blocked field goal on the last play of the half

i gotta watch my FF teams (yes, i'm a geek)
How 'bout them Lions, winning 6-3 over the Vikings at the half?
Or the Texans, winning 10-7 over the Pack?
Or the Raiders, having their, umm, butts handed to them 34-7 by the Chargers?

YES!!!! Thanks for the compliment Sjax!

NERD BROTHERS!!! I'm in 4 leagues, my teams are wicked right now. I need some wins this week!

Eagles Win! Detroit loses, now 0-13 (not that i really care! )
On-topic: When you post about the NFL in a "too much power pros" thread.

Amen.
When you say you will dedicate yourself to mastering the ninja arts, an orange haired, ponytailed boy ninja pops out and tells you that you should be mastering baseball, which may in turn cause your motivation to decrease.

when you get hit by a real shuriken trying to get a new pitch.

When you can disguise yourself using only a piece of cloth.