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I love anything free!

I love you bby.

Thats my bad,I was thinking of Brandon Morrow.
I could have sworn I saw people discussing how Marcum would do for the Jays this year,but dint see it.
My point still applies

biden throws obama a newborn baby. "this is for hitler!" he cried, as he jumped and slammed the baby through the basketball hoop. the backboard, with "economy" painted across it, shatters into a thousand pieces. 50% of all tax revenue funds this.

That is all.

Umm...


Umm...

Speechless from the beauty of that line?

So Mets completed the Dickey trade, getting Buck + D'Arnaud + Syndergaard from the Jays.

It could hurt the Phillies big later on if the guy they traded for Halladay (D'Arnaud) and the guy who has drawn comparisons to Halladay (Syndergaard) become All-Star players.

what if you were a doctor and a guy came running in the hospital hollering about an aberrant growth on his head. he crashes into the office screaming and holy jeez he’sd got an entire rocket ship growing off of his head “What The Heck” you holler impulsively. you run to the brain surgeon’s office and say “get a load of this shit, this guy has a freaking rocket ship growing off of his head!!” the surgeon’s eyes comically pop out of his eyes and screams “What The Heck” by choice and runs with the doctor to the patient’s room, but it got worse. now the patient has indigestion and a mild heart burn. you need to act fast, so you call up the closest rocket scientist to come over and get a look at this hellish anomaly. the scientist arrives and his jaw lowers impossibly to the ground, and back up again. “What The Heck” he muttered under his breath. the surgeon tries to perform surgery on the growth “are you sure you’re up to this?” you ask and he says “hey it’s not rocket science” he replied completely oblivious to the irony and the rocket scientist begins to examine the ship and *(censored)* with some switches and knobs and you say “thank you so much for coming this poor man would have died without your doing uhh whatever the *(censored)*” and the scientist says “hey man it’s no problem it’s not brain surgery” and suddenly the brain surgeon gets all uppity and says “uhhhhh well it actually is brain surgery” and the scientist gets real rude and replies “do you not see this rocket ship? looks like rocket science to me pal!” and then the two argue about whether it’s brain surgery or rocket science until the heat death of the universe

Happy birthday Skittle!

Is this more of Russ, mac?

yes



It's funny because the guy that writes those writes them when he's high.

I thought that place was down not up... Hmmm?

Happy birthday, Skittle.



I'm not too excited about the trade. I hate to give up d’Arnaud and Syndergaard among others for a 38-year old pitcher whom I really don't have faith in performing again...

I guess it's officially all or nothing.

Simming my expansion team vs the current Astros.

It's Dontrelle Willis vs. Lucas Harrell and my team is up 1-0 in the 2nd.