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SkittleMonster · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:13 pm

I don't know what to feel. I'm a mix between confused, shocked, and slightly turned on...

philliesfan134 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:14 pm

Why.. that's... interesting...

:shock:

AnthonyP · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:16 pm

Oy, you're so gay. I now unfriend you.

ZeroGibson13 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:16 pm

Well that's good for you Mac, I'm glad you found someone (I mean 2 someones) that you love.

AnthonyP · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:18 pm

Dude, he's 14. I bet he's lying.

AgentP · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:19 pm

BrewersFuzz wrote:

Ha! YES!

What is the best team to use in Madden 13? Texans are already out... I don't want to seem like a homer by picking the Packers, unless I have to.

Cowboys. DeMarco Murray is so beast in the game.

maccrash21 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:19 pm

AnthonyP wrote:

Dude, he's 14. I bet he's lying.

I'm not lying...

here are the logs

[5:00:12 PM] Matt MacKenzie: Alright
[5:00:15 PM] James Scarbrough: Matt, I just wanna let you know, since you're the shortest, you're the bitch in this marriage.
[5:00:23 PM] Matt MacKenzie: ;_;
[5:00:25 PM] Matt MacKenzie: WE HAVE A FLOWER GIRL
[5:00:29 PM] James Scarbrough: I hope you're okay with that.
[5:00:30 PM] George Whittaker: Quil wants a third chance
[5:00:37 PM] Matt MacKenzie: No
[5:00:47 PM] Mark: He is not welcome in this sacred hall.
[5:00:50 PM] Mark: He is damned
[5:00:55 PM] Matt MacKenzie: ALRIGHT
[5:00:56 PM] Matt MacKenzie: Let's go
[5:00:57 PM] James Scarbrough: Accursed peasant.
[5:01:02 PM] Kaity Eddins: Hi you guys I am the flower girl

[5:01:08 PM] George Whittaker: hello flower girl
[5:01:09 PM] Mark: SILENCE.
[5:01:16 PM] Mark: We are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of George, Matt and James to one and eachother. Today is a great occassion for social progression, as it marks the first and only time we will see a three-way gay marriage in our life times. I would like to point out you're all going to go to hell for this, but it's your life.
[5:01:29 PM] James Scarbrough: Amen.
[5:01:34 PM] Mark: We will take the vows one in turn.
[5:01:35 PM] Mark: GEORGE.
[5:01:40 PM] George Whittaker: That's me!
[5:01:41 PM] Austin Guiney: Thanks be with God.
[5:01:55 PM] Mark: Do you accept Matthew and James to be your unlawful wedded husbands?
[5:02:10 PM | Edited 5:02:16 PM] George Whittaker: I happily accept them to be my unlawful wedded husbands. <3
[5:02:42 PM] Mark: In sickness and in even worse sickness? To love and to hate? To cherish and argue forevermore?
[5:02:48 PM] George Whittaker: I DO.
[5:03:28 PM] Mark: Please place the rings on the fingers of your husbands.
[5:03:30 PM] Christopher Cotnoir: HI KAITY
[5:03:34 PM] Mark: REMOVE THIS HEATHEN
[5:03:37 PM] Matt MacKenzie: NO DON'T REMOVE HIM
[5:03:37 PM] Christopher Cotnoir: LOL
[5:03:39 PM] Matt MacKenzie: IT'S GEORGE'S BEST MAN
[5:03:42 PM] Christopher Cotnoir: Yeah
[5:03:42 PM] Matt MacKenzie: BUT SERIOUSLY CHRIS NO SPEAKING
[5:03:46 PM] Christopher Cotnoir: k
[5:03:55 PM] George Whittaker: OKAY MATT, JAMES
[5:03:57 PM] George Whittaker: HAVE THESE RINGS
[5:03:59 PM] George Whittaker: ENJOY THEM.
[5:04:02 PM] Mark: GOOD.
[5:04:03 PM] Mark: MATTHEW.
[5:04:04 PM] James Scarbrough: Thanks Boo.
[5:04:06 PM | Edited 5:04:16 PM] Matt MacKenzie: Thank you, my lovely husband. <3
[5:04:06 PM] George Whittaker: BUT DON'T ENJOY THEM AS MUCH AS TONIGHT'S RAMPANT SEX.
[5:04:13 PM] Mark: Do you accept George and James to be your unlawful wedded husbands?
[5:04:18 PM] James Scarbrough:

[5:04:19 PM] Matt MacKenzie: I do. <3
[5:04:23 PM] George Whittaker: <3
[5:04:45 PM] Mark: To enjoy hot rampant sex? To earn you three the scorn of religious folk around the world?
[5:04:55 PM] Matt MacKenzie: Ohoho, I do.
[5:05:04 PM] Mark: Place the rings on the fingers of your husbands.
[5:05:10 PM] Matt MacKenzie: IT HAS BEEN DONE.
[5:05:14 PM] George Whittaker: domo arigato, sexy.
[5:05:25 PM] Mark: JAMES.
[5:05:26 PM] James Scarbrough: Oh bby.
[5:05:28 PM] James Scarbrough: YEA YEA
[5:05:38 PM] Mark: Do you accept George and Matthew to be your unlawful wedded husbands?
[5:05:46 PM] James Scarbrough: As long as they stay beautiful.
[5:05:51 PM] George Whittaker: Always <3
[5:05:54 PM] James Scarbrough: <3
[5:05:55 PM] Matt MacKenzie: Of course I will <3
[5:05:59 PM] James Scarbrough: I'm very shallow.
[5:06:10 PM] Mark: To use them as you see fit? To love them for only as long as they benefit your social status?
[5:06:16 PM] James Scarbrough: Of course.
[5:06:22 PM] Mark: Place the rings.
[5:06:28 PM] James Scarbrough: Here you go, bitches.
[5:06:32 PM] George Whittaker: ta babe
[5:06:32 PM] James Scarbrough: Make yourselves look pretty for me.
[5:06:37 PM] Matt MacKenzie: Thank you, my love <3
[5:06:37 PM] James Scarbrough: <3
[5:06:41 PM] George Whittaker: I'M ALWAYS PRETTY.
[5:06:51 PM | Edited 5:07:06 PM] James Scarbrough: I know.
[5:07:27 PM] Mark: With the acceptance of these rings, and the vows made here today to love and abuse eachother until the end of time, in this world and the next. Under the scorn of God, I now pronouce you...
[5:07:31 PM] Mark: HUSBAND, HUSBAND AND HUSBAND.

Powerprosfan31 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:19 pm

Oh, it was such a glorious wedding. I'm glad I held the hono(u)r of best man.

AnthonyP wrote:

Dude, he's 14. I bet he's lying.

Aha

hahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZeroGibson13 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:20 pm

Theyre just having a little fun online, of course he's not seriously married. His life will go on and he will get married to a nice girl (or maybe a guy if that's what he wants.

SkittleMonster · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:26 pm

maccrash21 wrote:

[5:04:45 PM] Mark: To enjoy hot rampant sex? To earn you three the scorn of religious folk around the world?

BrewersFuzz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:30 pm

Apparently 80% of serial killers are Republicans. :lol:

ZeroGibson13 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:35 pm

I fall into 3 of those categories. :shock:

Oh no, I might be a serial killer.

Powerprosfan31 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:36 pm

100% of serial killers drink water

BrewersFuzz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:38 pm

ZeroGibson13 wrote:

I fall into 3 of those categories. :shock:

Oh no, I might be a serial killer.

5, 9, and..... 7?

Paul McCartney15 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:40 pm

maccrash21 wrote:

Here's the story guise.

So basically, there are these two guys that I met on the internet. omg, they're so dreamy. I met them on a lovely forum called Marriland (which you should join, yes you) and it was love at first sight. I saw George post something in the General Chat thread and swooned. I fell for him. I got him on Skype and for the past three or four months we've been chumming it up on there. Until a couple days ago, I thought that him and I could be happy together -- having ravenous sex whenever possible, of course. But, things changed two nights ago.

I met another man that night -- James. He seemed like a nice child, but I noticed that after all of his messages to me through Skype he would include "hearts." Now, I thought he was implying that he liked the organ in my body that pumped blood, but noooo. He loved me. He confessed his love for me this morning; and before you know it, George proposed to me as well. Now, I thought to myself "oh darn, I'm split." But then George told me that him and James were having an affair with me. I thought to myself: "hmm...three-way marriages...no one would get offended at that..." so I made a Skype chat and the three of us all got married to one another.

Ravenous sex will commence tonight, boys.

There's the story.

Well, I guess this means I'm in the friend zone.

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