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Eagles Fall By Second Consecutive Walk-Off
April 9th
Franky Martinez

LAS VEGAS EAGLES - 6
HAWAII WHALES - 8

Today the Eagles fell by their second straight walk-off, this time in extras. The Eagles had no starter that was 100%, so manager Dusty Jaybe said it was going to be a bullpen game, throwing out Robin who gave up a walk-off the day before against Sy.

The Eagles would get off to a bad start when in the bottom of the second Parkman and E. Lopez smash two solo homers to give the Whales an early two to nothing lead.

The Eagles didn't want any of that so in the bottom of the inning they answered back when Troy So and Raymond Smith went back to back, tying the game.

The bottom of the fourth would show Eagle killer Parkman up once again hitting his second moonshot of the game, his fourth in two games giving the Whales a 3-2 lead.

In the top of the fifth the Eagles became nothing but trouble for Sy. Willie, Hiro, and Martia singled consecutively to kick off the inning. Troy So would hit an RBI single, tying up the game at three apiece. Smith would hit a sac fly giving the Eagles a four to three lead. Gordon Freeman and Kanye West would hit consecutive RBI singles, giving the Eagles a comfortable six to three lead.

In the bottom of the sixth inning Robin was taken out of the game and be replaced with LaMarcus James, who had an inning he would like to forget. After letting up a walk and a hit, E. Lopez would smash a line drive three run homer tying up the game at six all.

After innings of zeros lighting up on the scoreboard, the Whales would light it up in the 10th when after a Clark single, Francis would send the folks home happy smashing a walk-off two run homer.

(I was so pissed of at the game that I didn't record the stats)

LaMarcus is not happy with his performance and demands that his trainer make him train for 24 hours nonstop the next time the Eagles have a day off.

After the Game...

Nakamura: Man, another loss to the Whales.

Dan: At least we gotta chance to split the series.

Gainer: Hey turn up the TV. I think that's me...

TV Announcer: According to sources, the Eagles have requested a trade to the Mets that would send Patrick Gainer to the New York Mets in exchange for Billy Wagner and Aaron Heilman.

Gainer: ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME!!!

Gainer stormed out of the clubhouse after putting on a only clothes he could find.

Oh no!

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this because he's doing bad? Don't trade him!

No. The bullpen is weak right now. Drastic measures are going to be taken.

Eagles Lose Series
April 10th, 2035
Franky Martinez

Hawaii Whales - 5
Las Vegas Eagles - 3


Yesterday, the Eagles got their first real taste of defeat when they lost a series to the rival Hawaii Whales. This game had number two starter Perez going up against number three starter D. Davis.

The Whales wasted no time getting on the scoreboard, when McClennon hit an RBI single that drove in Francis to give the Whales a one to nothing lead. The Eagles struck back in the top of the second, scoring two off David So and Willie RBI singles.

The Whales opened the flood gates in the bottom of the third inning, tagging Perez for four runs via McClennon and E. Lopez two run hits.

In the bottom of the fourth scary news happened when Willie the Kid jumped and collided with the center field wall, saving a home run from Francis. He had to be taken out of the game. X-Rays came back negative and he should be okay. He was replaced with a bench player named Justin, who never gets an real playing time.

In the top of the sixth Dan Martia blasted a solo homer, but that was all for the Eagles as they fell to the Whales by a score of five to three.

(I was too pissed off to record the stats)

After the Game...

Troy: Well that was a real wake up call.

David: We can't afford to be swept by them.

Dusty: Guys listen up. Tomorrow is the last game of this series. Honestly I can't wait to get back home and pound the crap out of the Mariners. Tomorrow I want you to leave it all on the field. I do not want to get swept by the F****** WHALES!!!

LaMarcus is wondering when the next day off is so he can be ready to train the whole day.

Eagles Swept and Dominated
4-11-35
Franky Martinez

Hawaii Whales - 3
Las Vegas Eagles - 1

The Eagles entered this series looking to get a couple victories. They entered yesterday's games looking to get one. They ended up with none. The Eagles had Chicago raised rapper Lupe Fiasco going up against Whales number two starter Timothy.

The Whales didn't hesitate to jump on Fiasco. After a Jack Clark single, slugging first baseman Francis hit a moonshot to right center that gave the Whales a two to nothing lead. The Eagles would get their lone run off of a Troy So solo homer, splashing into the hotel pool a few feet from the stadium. Parkman of the Whales would make the homer irrelevant after smashing a solo homer of his own in the bottom of the inning.

Timothy had his A-Game going today. He made short work of the Eagles inning after inning after inning, going the distance for a complete game and ensuring a Whales sweep.

W - Timothy (1-0)
L - Fiasco (0-1)

HR
Francis (3)
Parkman (7)
T. So (4)

Nakamura
1-4
CuDi
2-4
T. So
1-3, 1 R, 1 RBI
Martia
0-3
Smith
0-3
Freeman
2-3
West
0-3
D. So
1-3
Willie
1-2
Gainer
0-1

Fiasco - 6 1/3, 5 H, 0 K's, 3 R, 3 ER
Yi - 1 2/3, 2 H, 0 K's, 0 R, 0 ER

LaMarcus is unhappy that the Eagles got swept.

Patrick is sad again, and knows he will soon be traded.

Players Update

The Eagles did not enjoy the seemingly endless process of gathering their gloves, caps, and bats and walking down to their visitors clubhouse. The clubhouse was seemingly nice. A kitchen with seemingly everything you could ask for. An area to watch TV or play video games. Spacious players lockers. It would be a nice place to relax. The Eagles weren't in the mood to take in the luxury.

Dan: Please no media. Not today. Here.

Dan took a couple baseballs, signed them, and handed them out. The baseballs he took had an Eagles logo on them.

Dan: You guys are welcome to enter the clubhouse tomorrow when we take on the Mariners or whenever we comeback here.

Then the doors were shut. There was a silence. Then Gainer broke the silence. Loudly.

Gainer: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU**********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DID NOT JOIN THIS MOTHA******* TEAM TO BE SWEPT BY A TEAM OF A*******! I CAME HERE TO WIN! YOU GUYS ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS THE F****** TULIPS!

Dan: Patrick. Take a deep breathe and...

Gainer: SHUT UP YOU BLUE HAIRED MOTHA******

Robin: You have blue hair too...

Gainer: AND YOU NEED TO SHUT THE F*** UP YOU ENERGETIC BALL!

Robin ran into the kitchen and demanded ice cream.

Powers: Calm the f*** down man. It's not the World Series.

Gainer: YOU DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU MULLET WEARING MOTHA******!

Powers: Nobody makes fun of my mullet.

Powers ran straight for Gainer looking to beat him into a pulp. He was restrained by several teammates.

Dusty: Gainer get the hell out of my clubhouse before I suspend you for the rest of the season!

Gainer stormed out of the clubhouse.

In the corner, while Gainer was ranting, Raymond was breaking every single one of his bats.

Hiro: Whoa, whoa, whoa man! It's alright.

He didn't say a word. He left as well.

Dan: Alright everybody just calm the heck down. It's only been nine games. We got a hundred something more to go. Just relax, shower up, and let's get out of here.

Everybody did what Dan said. While they were in the process of trying to get out of the clubhouse, Boo spoke up.

Boo: Uh guys? Look.

Boo pointed at a TV screen. The Whales Parkman was being interviewed.

Media Guy (to Parkman): How do you think the Eagles did even though they got swept?

Parkman: Is that even a question? They did terrible. They're scum! They'll never win this division, as long as we're in it. Hell they'll never even make the playoffs! We're too good and they'll never get up to our caliber of playing.

CuDi: I'm out. See ya in Vegas.

Robin is hilarious.