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Not really, but I doubt Test99 and I'm starting to feel bad with all these attempts at getting a client so you can have him.

Okay here's what Jagger says:
Jagger: Man, do I HAVE to? Fine.

Both of my clients will go. And will bring cake.

OOH, CAKE..........

Player Update

Azul: Okay everyone! We need to make it a complete surprise that we are having a party so don't tell Kennedy or WildThing anything.

John: Sweet, a chance not to talk to people.

Brian: Hey here they come!

Mick: How did you know?

Brian: My beard senses.

Chris: Hey everyone, we're here!

Everyone: ......

WildThing: Hey did you guys know that Kennedy and I both have birthdays today?

Everyone: .......

Paul whispering to Azul: Azul, I need to talk. I might explode if I don't.

Azul: But I don't trust you. You're going to blow it.

Paul: What if we just pretend that they died.

Azul: Fine, I'll tell everyone else.

Paul: Oh my God. Isn't it sad that Kennedy and WildThing died?

Mick: Not really.

Paul: Shut up. Anyway, who wants to say a few words.

George: I will. I remember how Kennedy hit the walk-off home run to win us the world series. It was good.

Chris: Wait, guys, we're still alive.

WildThing: They're just joking, Chris.

Ringo: Hey, how exactly did they die?

Keith: Well, Chris got cut by a terrorist nazi bastard guy on a spy mission and tortured to death as salt got poured into their wounds.

Pablo: Yeah I heard it was really painful.

Brian: Don't forget that he got kicked in the balls a lot too before he died.

Chris: Dayumm, my death sounds pretty gruesome, but at least I was being patriotic.

WildThing: Hey, man, again they're just joking.

Azul: WildThing died after he tried shaving for the first time and got a pretty mean infection.

WildThing: What?! No one makes me die like a sissy!!!

Chris: I'm pretty sure sissies don't shave.

WildThing: That's it! Joke's over! Stop pretending we're dead guys!!!

Everyone started fake crying.

WildThing and Chris devised a plan to make the guys at least acknowledge that they were alive. This is how it went:

Hello members of MLBPPWORLD.COM. My secret internet police saw this part of the post and we have reached a decision that said part of the post will be censored out. The reasons are profanity, conspiracy theory, radicalism, sexism, and many, many more. We know Ricardo Ramone (Paul's real name for those who don't know) is an awesome poster, but another post like this and my secret internet police will have to shut this place down. God Bless America.
P.S. Totes sorry about how you haven't got another game here in America. They truly are wonderful games. You guys should have a tournament of Power Pros at my house (It's the white one), but sadly only a prez like Honest Abe could get the game back to the states.

Chris: That's it! WildThing, we must truly and sincerely be dead.

WildThing: We must be ghosts. I do have a shaving cut from this morning.

Chris: Then we need to rid the world of evil as ghosts like Danny Phantom!

They ran out the door.

Azul: Wait, now they think they are dead! They're gone! We have a game in an hour!

Sgt. Pepper: What is this rubbish?! FIND THOSE TWO IDIOTS AND GET THEM BACK HERE! We'll need walkie talkies. You guys split up. I'm taking this mission alone.

To be continued...

Pablo was in the corner eating doritos locos tacos the whole time.

Darn internet police.

Mick started pantsing everyone while they were running to catch up to Kennedy and WildThing.

Oh yeah, Brian's beard has radar, so it should be no problem finding them... if they weren't in such a large town with people all over.

Yeah...
McLeary: Those two aren't very knightly. Why, if I had a sword for every time they ran away-
Mick: Shut Up!

That was pretty hilarious, Paul.

I agree to that point.

Player Update

Azul: Okay, so we need to find WildThing and Kennedy in the next hour before our game.

Brian: My beard radar is going haywire man. There is too many people around.

Paul: Easy, we'll just tell them to get off the streets.

Brian: EVERYBODY!!! GO HOME!!!

Only one person took notice and yelled back: Get a job!

Brian: How does that dude not recognize me?

Azul: Now what do we do.

Meanwhile...

Chris: Hey it's a goove theif!

WildThing: Let's get him!

Chris: Instead of running, let's use our ghost powers and fly!

They both jumped as high as they could, but fell on their faces.

Chris: Good thing no one saw that since we're ghosts.

WildThing: I've got an idea! Maybe we have to start up the powers.

Chris: Ghost powers, GO!

WildThing: Ghost powers, I choose you!

Chris: Ghost powers, at the ready!

WildThing: Powers of ghosts: go is what I wish for you to do.

Chris: Ghost powers, I summon thee!

WildThing: Let's throw this baseball at him.

Chris: You can do the honors.

He threw the baseball and they caught the theif.

Police man: Good job, however, we must arrest you for a public disturbance.

Chris: What?! How can they see us? We must have been tricked.

WildThing: Look on the bright side, we aren't dead.

Policeman: What the hell?

Pepper: Ha! I knew you guys would be acting like idiots in downtown Scranton! You're lucky I have connections with the police! I'll tell the others. Hey, Blue!

Azul: Sir, please don't call me that.

Sgt. Pepper: I'll call you whatever the hell I wanna call you. Call the search party off, I found them. If you're late to the game then you die.

Best part. Glad they were found in time for the game.

That was some major lulz right there. Nice job!

I forget...is Mark "The Bionic Arm" Prior still on the team?

Yeah, Prior is still on the team. I just couldn't work him into the story in this one. I haven't been really able to work characters like Prior, Darvish and McLeary into major storylines so far so look out for them coming soon. I played the game and will be posting about it at some point today.