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McCartney shows up in a foot costume.

Howard shows up as a Subway sandwich with Heinz ketchup on it, while holding Powerade. A walking sponsor, he is.

Lennon shows up wearing a guitar.

Starr shows up wearing a Chad Ochocinco costume with a drum stick shoved through his chest.

Azul comes dressed as a grandmother decked out in all blue.

Sgt. Pepper comes dressed as himself. True, not the most creative costume ever, but it still works just fine for scaring little kids.

"1000 PUSHUPS NOW!"

Kennedy comes as a penguin.

Pablo is dressed as a pepper.

Wilson is dressed as a taco.

Season Stats

Pitching ERA IP WPCT W L SV SVO SO
Gaddaba: 3.19 180.1 .800 16 4 0 0 122
McCartney: 4.46 171.2 .600 14 7 0 0 135
Bono: 4.61 179.2 .600 12 8 0 0 149
Azul: 5.12 168.2 .667 12 6 0 0 105
Wakefield: 5.92 165.2 .500 12 12 0 0 116
The Edge: 3.79 152 .647 11 6 0 1 90
Brian Jones: 3.94 93.2 .667 4 2 6 13 93
WildThing: 3.69 75.2 .750 6 2 12 34 53
Wilson: 5.43 58 .500 2 2 21 27 53


Batting stats next, then Player Update!

Batting Stats

AVG G H 2B 3B HR RBI R SB
Starr: .343 162 229 34 18 12 88 121 24
Sanchez: .339 162 227 46 12 34 104 142 21
Howard: .332 162 204 33 3 58 163 115 2
Lennon: .323 162 190 32 7 24 102 83 15
Kennedy: .309 137 158 34 10 47 185 108 16
Harrison: .295 162 163 42 8 25 87 92 12
Jagger: .291 162 178 28 5 20 76 77 9
Richards: .287 136 133 16 0 32 78 69 2
Watts: .362 (25-69) 52 25 7 0 2
McLeary: .237 138 58 8 1 7 28 36 8

Awards
Kennedy: ROTY, WS MVP
Howard: Hank Aaron Award, Silver Slugger
Lennon, Harrison, Sanchez, Starr: Gold Glovers

Paul wants the sabermetrics to further show how he pitched this season. WAR, FIP, SIERA, the whole thing.

Howard wants the same thing.

Sgt. Pepper thinks Azul's stats are pathetic.

Azul points out that he could've done much better without the anklet...

Pablo did a lot better than I thought.

Wilson... meh.

Yeah Pablo will always be Pablo. Our secret weapon is not so secret any more.

Player Update

Kennedy: Alright then. Let's go.
Raul: I am not Christian nor Jewish, thus I do not celebrate Halloween.

Kennedy: No. Can someone explain to Raul that Halloween iss not religious?

Maccrash21: Raul, Halloween is when you get candy from everyone in town and give it to me.

Kennedy: That's not it.
But Raul was gone. Kennedy let it slide because Mac was still skinny from his kidnapping.

Azul: Are you sure Trick-or-Treating is legal?

Kennedy: Yes, it's perfectly legal.
And with that they were off.

Within five seconds, they lost Sgt. Pepper who went off to scare kids. They lost count of the kids who tried to eat Brian before they got to the first house.

Knock knock
Random Fan dude from the Reds log: Hey guys! Nice win. I suppose you want candy?

Ringo: He didn't let us say Trick-or-Treat...

Fan Dude: Anyway, here you go. Stay safe!

Mick Jagger: Nice! I got a Snickers bar!

Paul: I got foot cream!

Ryan: I got Subway's newest hoagie, a bacon, egg, and kimichi burger!

John: I got gum!

Ringo: I got a pack of baseball cards!

Pablo: I got a Hershey bar!

Wilson: I got shaving cream. What do you think he is trying to say?

Azul: I got blue dye!

Kennedy: I got a rock...

To the next house they went.

They rang the doorbell and it was answered before it went off... because the person was expecting them!

Votto stalker: It's you guys!

Paul: Uh. Yeah it's us. Can you just give us the candy so we can leave?

Votto stalker: Don't tell Joey this, but since you guys won the Super Bowl, I'll give you extra candy!

John: I highly doubt Joey would care even if he was trick-or-treating in Scranton because baseball teams don't win the Super Bowl!

Before she could start talking again, they took the bowl of candy and ran.

Paul: I call the Butterfingers!

Brian: I want the chocolate chip cookies!

Pablo: I'll have the pepper!

Azul: I call anything that's blue!
Brian: I call anything awesome!

Mick, John, and Ringo went. The only one left to pick was Chris. The only thing left in the bowl ws a rock. He took it.

The next house they went to was vandalized from Mischeif night.

The person occupying that house was Alex Rodriguez.

A-Rod answered the door: Hey guys. I was just staying here for the games in Scranton.

Kennedy: Oh. Can anyone spell awkward?

Azul: Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!

Kennedy: I was being sarcastic.

Azul: O-c-k-w-r-d. Awkward.

Alex: No, it's okay guys. You played your hearts out. I wouldn't rather have anyone else win, but you guys.

Paul: Thanks. Can we have candy?

Alex: Oh man. I knew I forgot something! Uh... Here!

Brian: I got a can of beer!

Azul: I got Season's 1-7 of The Office!

Ringo: I got a Lex Luther action figure!

Kennedy: I got a rock...

The next house they went to was even more awkward than before. Does anyone sense a pattern?

Albert Pujols answered the door: If you guys were wondering, Merluzzi is at Chris's house in St. Louis.

Chris: Actually we weren't wondering. We're here for candy.
Albert pretended not to hear him: You see, he's like a horcrux. If you have him to long you'll go insane.

Ringo: Why are you even here?
Albert: Well I just happened to be in the neighborhood so I thought I'd rent a house.

Kennedy: You just happened to be in downtown Scranton so you rented a haunted house?

Albert: Uh... Yes. Just take your candy and go!

Everyone got a rock.

Kennedy: I got a hate letter and a rock!

Their next, and last, stop was Kennedy's grandma's house.

Kennedy: Trick-or-Treat!

Grandma: What are you doing out so late?

Kennedy: Um... trick-or-treating.
Grandma: Look! It's starting to snow! Get in here!

Chris: But grandma, I'm their ride home.

Grandma: Well they can stay too. And your mom, dad, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, you name it, are here too! Oh, and so is Blue Grandmother's mother.

Azul: That name offends me!

Grandma: Just get in here! And Christopher, here's a rock.


They stayed at the party going on and spent the night and had a great time.


Author's note: lol, did anyone noice how I made A-Rod the good person and Pujols evil?

THESE UPDATES ARE SO GOOD.

*blushes* Oh stop. You're flattering me. But, I am me so...
But really thanks.

Howard dislikes the fact that all he got was a Subway sandwich, as he could have just walked into any Subway at any time and gotten one for free.