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 Post subject: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:02 pm 
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I was sitting at home as I was very upset. I got turned down by every single college that had a good-decent baseball team. I was almost ready to give up on my dream when i heard a knock at the door... it was the mail man who said he had a package for me. it was a big envelope so this is where I play college ball... The Tulips. So one team wants me so I will play for the Tulips this season!

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:11 pm 
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So today i was welcomed to the team and met the rest of my teammates. The Captain gave us all ratings based on how good we were so my starting ratings by the captain were 78 Top Speed, G (86) in Control, and E (32) in Stamina. My stamina is low for a starting pitcher, but i will work on it.

In my first practice i worked on my stamina. For the rest of the month I worked hard and showed why i belong on the team. Me and my friend Marvin found some lipstick in the cafeteria and Marvin was a little pussy and didnt want to talk to the owner of the lipstick so i did it myself and the person who dropped the lipstick was an old friend of mine named Becky.

Becky ended up becoming an assistant manager only because she wants to date a player on the team named Alvin.

I worked for a few months and these are my ratings now 78 Top Speed, G (88) Control, and E (54) Stamina.

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:24 pm 
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I was invited into a frat called "Pi Pi PI" but i turned down the offer because a guy who invited me said i would have to sneek into girls dorms.

At the end of a practice the whole team found out that Becky's dad is a MLB scout.

Later that month Becky's dad got our team an actual coach.

A guy named Bison offered me a bat and i decided not to buy it.

I learned that in a few months we will take our final exam so i started to study...
Which of the following is not one of Shakespeare's four major tragedies?

A) Hamlet
B) Macbeth
C) A Midsummer Night's Dream
D) Othello

I guessed Othello and got it wrong.

At the end of March my ratings are 79 Top Speed, G (89) Control, D (63) Stamina, and 2 Sinker.

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:33 pm 
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Love this guy's name

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:34 pm 
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Power Pros 27 wrote:
Love this guy's name

Skittle came up with the name so he gets the credit

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:46 pm 
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Well, you deserve credit for your awesome sig. Both quotes have very deep meanings.

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:55 pm 
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my 2nd quote is my favorite

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:58 pm 
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The King wrote:
Power Pros 27 wrote:
Love this guy's name

Skittle came up with the name so he gets the credit

You do understand the joke, right?

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Zumikaku wrote:
...and a bag of Skittles having a conversation.
Are you saying it's wrong to talk to a bag of Skittles? Because if so, I'm going to need to rethink a lot of things. :P
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What do twelve year olds do with girlfriends?
Give them ringpops and let them cut up to their spot in line during lunch.
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 2017 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS mutha *(censored)*!
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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:59 pm 
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The King wrote:
my 2nd quote is my favorite

Same here. I use it as my daily motivation, and scream it in school at least five times a day.

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 9:52 am 
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SkittleMonster wrote:
The King wrote:
Power Pros 27 wrote:
Love this guy's name

Skittle came up with the name so he gets the credit

You do understand the joke, right?


i forgot all about this so im going to start it back up soon and yes skittle i get the joke. its what i do when i see kate upton

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 1:10 pm 
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wow.

I expected better, skittle. I dunno why, but I did

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 1:11 pm 
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philliesfan134 wrote:
wow.

I expected better, skittle. I dunno why, but I did

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm not sure what you want from me

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PowerPro Jr wrote:
Zumikaku wrote:
...and a bag of Skittles having a conversation.
Are you saying it's wrong to talk to a bag of Skittles? Because if so, I'm going to need to rethink a lot of things. :P
BrewersFuzz wrote:
Powerprosfan31 wrote:
What do twelve year olds do with girlfriends?
Give them ringpops and let them cut up to their spot in line during lunch.
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 2017 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS mutha *(censored)*!
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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 12:45 am 
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i forgot all about this so im going to start it back up soon and yes skittle i get the joke. its what i do when i see kate upton


ariana grande is better


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 Post subject: Re: Jack Inghoff- The Career
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 8:51 am 
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i forgot all about this so im going to start it back up soon and yes skittle i get the joke. its what i do when i see kate upton


ariana grande is better


I don't know about that but it's close

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