Kent Murphy
R/R
3B
Minneapolis Sluggers
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| Author: | Prediction [ Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Kent Murphy - The man, the myth, the legend |
Name: B/T: Position: Pitch (only if pitcher): Appearance: And your choice of high schools. YOU'RE AMERICAN. Minneapolis Griffins -- Running team St. Paul Saints -- Fielding team Minneapolis Twins -- Pitching team St. Paul Beavers -- Contact team Minneapolis Sluggers -- Power team YOU KNOW THE *(censored)* DRILL |
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| Author: | BrewersFuzz [ Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ONE PLAYAH GAME |
Kent Murphy R/R 3B Minneapolis Sluggers |
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| Author: | detroittigers15 [ Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ONE PLAYAH GAME |
Pr Small Ball Slugger Power Hitter |
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| Author: | BrewersFuzz [ Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ONE PLAYAH GAME |
detroittigers15 wrote: Pr Small Ball Slugger Power Hitter Never bunt He's my idol. 
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| Author: | BrewersFuzz [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ONE PLAYAH GAME |
bump for an update....? |
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| Author: | Prediction [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ONE PLAYAH GAME |
BrewersFuzz wrote: bump for an update....? I'm working on something BIG. |
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| Author: | BrewersFuzz [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ONE PLAYAH GAME |
Prediction wrote: I'm working on something BIG. That's what she said |
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| Author: | Prediction [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ONE PLAYAH GAME |
"MOOOOOMMMM, CAN I HAVE 5 DOLLARS." "NO." Oh hey me, I talk to myself a lot. That was my bitch mom, refusing to give me five dollars, I'm 16 years old, and a sophomore at my high school. I'm a man, a legend, a star, any name you think of, I'm that. I've got a slick moustache, am slightly overweight and I'm friends with all the teachers, totally rad yo. I even hugged one of the teachers once, I yelled out "BONER!" and got into some shit with the principal, he's such a *(censored)* pussy ass bitch cunt *(censored)* piece of dickwad shit. Baseball season is about to start and I'm *(censored)* pumped for that shit, it's going to be totally rad yo. I love saying that, totally rad yo. Right? Right. In fact, I think the first tryout is in a few hours...I skipped school today cause I'm totally cool man. A. Go to the tryout B. Surf the web C. Hit on mom D. Call up a friend |
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| Author: | Paul McCartney15 [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kent Murphy - The man, the myth, the legend |
You say your working on something big, you take all that time and build it up and the best you can come up with is an update in which one option involves the main character hitting on his mom. I don't know what else to say, but good luck! 
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| Author: | Prediction [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kent Murphy - The man, the myth, the legend |
Paul McCartney15 wrote: You say your working on something big, you take all that time and build it up and the best you can come up with is an update in which one option involves the main character hitting on his mom. I don't know what else to say, but good luck! Something big meant I forgot to update lol If brewers doesn't respond within the first 24 hours of the update, someone else feel free to pick for him, just to keep it moving. EDIT: BREWERS IS VIEWING THIS SUBFORUM! UPDATE INCOMING |
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| Author: | BrewersFuzz [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kent Murphy - The man, the myth, the legend |
Better go to the tryout and dickslap some tallywackers. A. Lol stalker |
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| Author: | Prediction [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kent Murphy - The man, the myth, the legend |
I decided to go to the first tryout and show those other faggots that'll be my teammates how it's done. Once I arrived, I announced "Hey *(censored)*!" to the lot of the people there, it was mostly freshmen, I guess the juniors and seniors are too cool for tryouts. "Hey loser, here for the tryouts?" one of the faggots asked me. "*(censored)* off faggot." I replied back. The coach then came and got us playing catch, no one wanted to play with me so me and Mr. *(censored)* played together. We had some batting practice and practiced our fielding a tad as well. I was *(censored)* killing it as you'd expect me to, after all, I'm *(censored)* Kent Murphy. The coach took me aside to say that I had already been picked for the team due to my amazing natural ability. He then slapped me and told me he was *(censored)* joking and I'd have to be able to suck my own dick to make this team, and that trying out was *(censored)* useless. I sucker punched him and walked the *(censored)* out of there like a true nigga. A. Go home. B. Try out for the Minneapolis Candy Coats, the independent league baseball team here, (IBL) C. Call a friend |
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| Author: | BrewersFuzz [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kent Murphy - The man, the myth, the legend |
Umm B. Gotta have somewhere to play |
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| Author: | Prediction [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kent Murphy - The man, the myth, the legend |
BrewersFuzz wrote: Umm B. Gotta have somewhere to play I decided to head over to the Minneapolis Candy Coats stadium to tryout for their team, when asked about my age, I said I was 23. They kicked me right out. Damn, no school baseball, no IBL baseball, nothing. I headed home and mulled over things before deciding to use my life savings to enroll myself in... HOUSE LEAGUE BASEBALL. Practices are once a week on tuesdays, with games on thursdays I heard a week later while waiting for my bus to go home. Some faggot behind me was looking at my phone while I checked my email and called me a faggot, I challenged him to a fight, why the *(censored)* wouldn't I? I'm *(censored)* Kent Murphy. "Yeah I'll fight you faggot" I said to the faggot. He quickly jabbed me in the gabber (stomach) and I fell to the floor, but I'm such a badass *(censored)* I got right the *(censored)* back up, and slapped that cunt into the 30th *(censored)* century, he pussied off and called me a cock-sucker, touche, I said, cause I got a good vocabulary, though I have a tendency for badass run-on sentences. I got home after tearing that faggot a new one. A. Surf the web (NSFW) B. Hit on female family members (NSFW) C. Call up a friend D. Practice muh skills in call of faggots |
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| Author: | BrewersFuzz [ Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kent Murphy - The man, the myth, the legend |
What's house league baseball But kent's mom is bangin so B |
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