SkittleMonster wrote:
"Hai guise mai teem sux LOL i want trde lawl hahahaha."
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| Author: | SkittleMonster [ Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
So this is a My Life log using a closer made from scratch named Jeffrey Stanton. STARTING STATS Top Speed: 80 MPH Control: 115, E Stamina: 50, E Pitches: Drop Curve, 1 Abilities: Gyroball, Strong Finisher, Fastball Life 4, VS LH Batter 2 Offseason: After winning the College World Series at Miami in my junior year, I decided it was time to enter the MLB draft. My coaches assured me that I would be a first rounder and that I'd make an immediate impact. But turns out that scouts were avoiding me. They graded me out as a decent middle reliever with very few breaking pitches. Add that to my supposed weakness against left-handed batters, and you have a guy who too ordinary to be worth a high draft pick. All except the Seattle Mariners, who took a chance on me in the third round. They praised me for my "powerful fastball" and said I was a "strong finisher". They selected me, hoping I would become the closer of the future. Although right now, all I want to do is make the squad. Spring Training: After arriving at camp, the coaches got me settled into the routine of things like practice. I'm basically competing for a roster spot with this wierdo named Oakley. He has gambling issues, an obsession with the newscaster, and a really weird group of friends. For example, after practice he want up to them and said "Hai guise mai teem sux LOL i want trde lawl hahahaha." He's such a creeper... Mia, the newscaster that Oakley boarderline stalks, showed up and asked me for an interview. But something happened and she asked if I was going for the batting title. After a few seconds of us akwardly staring at her, she realized her blunder and apologized. After practice, the manager of the team talked to me and explained that I should strive to get my number, 21, retired. Geez, these guys really do have high expectations for me! Before the games started, my coach asked me if I'd like to donate to charity. I decided I'd donate two thousand per win. After signing, I heard of a rumor going around that the coach would increase your donation so you would get used to being poor or something like that. And wouldn't you know, they were right. That son of a bitch decided to add an extra zero to my number! So now, if I hit five wins, I have to give up a fourth of my yearly salary. *(censored)*! But I did well in the first preseason games as I combined to go five innings with four strikeouts and no runs allowed. But in the third game against the Athletics, I gave up two homers and now I'm stuck starting my career in the minors... |
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| Author: | Powerprosfan31 [ Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
SkittleMonster wrote: "Hai guise mai teem sux LOL i want trde lawl hahahaha." Excellent
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| Author: | BrewersFuzz [ Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
Powerprosfan31 wrote: SkittleMonster wrote: "Hai guise mai teem sux LOL i want trde lawl hahahaha." Excellent As AgentP would say; QFT. That is hilarious, Skittles.
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| Author: | Paul McCartney15 [ Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
It was hilarious skittles. Good job so far. The whole part about Oakley was amazing. |
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| Author: | AgentP [ Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
BrewersFuzz wrote: Powerprosfan31 wrote: SkittleMonster wrote: "Hai guise mai teem sux LOL i want trde lawl hahahaha." Excellent As AgentP would say; QFT. That is hilarious, Skittles. Copycat. Also QFT what Paul said. |
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| Author: | Zumikaku [ Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
How can you QFT something without quoting it? |
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| Author: | AgentP [ Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
Paul McCartney15 wrote: It was hilarious skittles. Good job so far. The whole part about Oakley was amazing. QFT. There zumi. |
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| Author: | dishnet34 [ Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
I forget...what does QFT mean? |
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| Author: | AgentP [ Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
dishnetkid wrote: I forget...what does QFT mean? Quoted for truth. |
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| Author: | AnthonyP [ Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
Quote: "Hai guise mai teem sux LOL i want trde lawl hahahaha." In that case, I QFT that! Seriously, Skits, you are a genius comedian! |
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| Author: | AgentP [ Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
AnthonyP wrote: Quote: "Hai guise mai teem sux LOL i want trde lawl hahahaha." In that case, I QFT that! Seriously, Skits, you are a genius comedian! So your team sucks, you want a trade, and you didn't notice that he copied that from Mac? |
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| Author: | AnthonyP [ Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jeffrey Stanton: Road to the Majors |
Quote: So your team sucks, you want a trade, and you didn't notice that he copied that from Mac? Actually, I noticed. Make a note: QFT this. |
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