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How will Reds do in season 2?
World Series 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
Division Champs 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
Wild Card 30%  30%  [ 3 ]
In the middle of the pack. 20%  20%  [ 2 ]
In the gutter 30%  30%  [ 3 ]
Total votes : 10
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 Post subject: Re: Paint the Town Reds! - Race for NL Central
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:11 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Paint the Town Reds! - Race for NL Central
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:12 am 
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The random fan dude comes back from Cincinnati with all 4 of his car's tires, when he realizes there's a mysterious man with that black car. He thinks about calling the police, but decides not to, and leaves his tires by the side of the players' car. He then mumbles to himself "Great, I had to run 1,055 miles just to get tires, buy new ones, and realize that my favorite players are riding in an unmarked car. Now who knows how much I'll have for road/home season tickets next year?!"

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 Post subject: Re: Paint the Town Reds! - Race for NL Central
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The Random fan knows what he must do. He grabs onto the car, and holds on. His massive girth stops the car dead in its tracks.


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 Post subject: Re: Paint the Town Reds! - Race for NL Central
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The driver gets out and starts throwing forks at the fan for stopping him when he's so close.

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 Post subject: Re: Paint the Town Reds! - Race for NL Central
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The Votto Stalker appears again and this time she is driving. She gets into a car crash with the unmarked car.

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 Post subject: Re: Paint the Town Reds! - Race for NL Central
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 Post subject: Re: Paint the Town Reds! - Race for NL Central
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The cops fire their donut gun at the driver, knocking him unconscious.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:29 am 
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Stubbs is ecstatic. Now he wants to get home and practice his fielding.


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The random fan dude then calls his friend Elijah Dukes at his ranch. They tell him the situation, and then invites them over to watch him slay cows with spoons and enjoy beef jerky in celebration of making it out in time. They'll be visiting when/if they visit Washington.

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The driver gives a thumbs up as he is carried off on a stretcher, and the crowd boos.

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 Post subject: Re: Paint the Town Reds! - Race for NL Central
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The random fan dude can't wait for the next game. He also hopes the Joey Votto stalker is OK, because he think she is fiiiiiine. :P

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Joey Votto slugs random fan dude saying she is mine. Votto Stalker kisses Votto

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The random fan dude says "OH, COME ON!" then calms down. He then tells a story about how he lost 50 pounds with a Pokewalker, which he got from a Pokemon game case, his favorite video game series. Just like this dude:

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