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Oh ho, you must've laughed right there on the spot when you got that ribbie with Stubbs. xD

Stubbs is happy with his performance. He buys sandwiches for the whole team!

Storyline: The Reds stop by the Windy City Watermelon, a smoothie joint, where North Side hipsters hang out. They are followed by random fan dude and Votto's stalker.
Derrek Lee drops in. "Hey losers, how 'bout my home run?"

Random Fan Dude: "Hey, Derrek, man that was a pretty good HR, even though it was against us. But we still won! I think."

Derrek: "No man, check the box score! Reds 2 Cubs 5!

Votto Stalker: Joey could beat you any day in a pitching battle Derek Lee! Right Joey?

Chapman and Bruce hang out with the north side hipsters as well as Paul McCartney. This brings back many memories for Paul.

REDS (9-12)
ASTROS (10-11)
The Reds' bats came alive against pitcher Great Romero, as they scored 6 runs in the first 3 innings, led by an RBI single and Homer by red-hot Johnny Gomes. Romero was taken out in the 4th, and the Reds ate up 4 relievers. Dontrelle Willis pitched a solid 6 1/3 innings, giving up no runs. The Reds scored no runs off the Houston Relievers, but the Astros scored 4 off set up man Heath Bell. Chapman and Bray shut the door, and gave the Reds a 10-12 record.

WP: Willis
LP: G. Romero
SV: Bray
HR: Gomes (#2 of season)

MVPs: Gomes: 4 RBIs

Notables: Stubbs: 4 hits, Rolen 2 RBIs Pence: 2-4 2 RBIS


Willis after a great preformance

Stubbs is happy with his performance again, buys the manager extra sandwiches for that pic of Willis.

Willis on the other hand is very unhappy with that picture.

Storyline: Joey Votto, Bruce, Stubbs, and Willis are riding through downtown Houston and get a flat tire.

I looked up Dontrelle Willis Reds. That was the only one that wasn't spring training.

Stubbs looks at the situation rationally and blows out the rest of the tires. When asked about it, he said, "They should all be even shouldn't they?"

Willis becomes angry, kicks the car, and stubs his toe (no pun intended).

And about the pic, Willis says you'll have to tell him that directly.

Bruce says, "I see Astros fans, and they look irate!"

Stubbs looks up the word "irate" in his travel dictionary.

Chapman is glad he shut the door with Bray and yells " Great Romero isn't Great at all"

Joey Votto has received three letters all from the Votto stalker

Sign this card and send it back
(Please don't fold the card)

Jay Bruce says "You too? I got a bunch of letters to sign cards and send them back. Makes ya wonder."

The Random Fan Dude ran all the way from Houston, trying to get to Cincy (he needs excercise, you know), when he found the players on the side of the road. "When I get back to Cincy, I'll get the wheels off my car, and I'll give them to ya," he said, practically swimming in his own sweat. He then kept running down the road.

A creepy looking guy pulls up in a car with black windows, and no license plate, and says,

"You boys look tired. Want a ride?"