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In anticipation of another trade, my client, Elijah Dukes, has already packed his baseball gear, his pet llama Rick James, and his vast collection of rare anime DVD's. He is leaving his jerky for his teammates due to the "bountiful variety of high-quality, gourmet jerkys available in Texas."

Washington Press

2 Blockbuster trades in 2 weeks!

Please welcome our lastest members from the Pittsburg Pirates (Thanks Jacobye ), ZACH DUKE, JASON BAY, RONNIE PAULINO!!!

However, it has been a sad day for National's fans as we say goodbye to Perez, Estrada and Kearns. Shocker really!!!

And whoever lost the last player will be given Jason Bay. Zach Duke is up for grabs people!

Zach Duke has done it!


In his home debut, the WITHOUT AGENT Zach Duke struckout 18 Phillies in a one hit shutout. What a debut!

Duke (W) : 9 IP 1 H 18 K 0 BB 4.36 ERA

It is the end of the 2nd month. And we are 34-23. 1 Game up in the NL East. I'll slow things down to make sure we don't win. Hahaha

Here are the awards

Player of the Month (AL) : A.Rodriguez .430 AVG 10 HR 30 RBI
Pitcher of the Month (AL) : Benoit 3 W 7 SV 1.50 ERA 19 K
Rookie of the Month (AL) : Longoria .264 AVG 1 HR 10 RBI

Player of the Month (NL) : Beltran .360 AVG 9 HR 22 RBI
Pitcher of the Month (NL) : Weathers 10 SV 1.93 ERA 20 K
Rookie of the Month (NL) : G.Romero 2 W 1.99 ERA 21 K

Relief Pitcher of the Month : C.Cordero 1 W 10 SV 2.31 ERA 14 K

C.Cordero will be receiving 1,000 for his contribution to this team and a 3 Days 2 Nights trip to anypart of the United States, Hawaii and Alaska are included.

Can I be Bay's agent?

Yes, GoCubs has been awarded the agent of Zach Duke as he lost Perez in a deal to the Pirates. Haren is still free.

This is great. It's like larping for MLBPP nuts.

Anyway, is Dukes satisfied with not being traded? He has to unpack soon.

Great trade MaL.


Elijah Dukes is must really be hurting the team chemistry with all the talks of wanting to be traded and packing his bags.

Then I'll be Duke's agent.

Sorry but Duke has been given to GoCubs as he lost Perez in the trade. But Haren is up for grabs.

Thanks Dr. Mario. Hmm...I'll think about it.

I'll be Haren's, then.

I'm just glad to try and help Elijah Dukes get his "high quality" beef jerky from Texas and be able to spoon fight with steers.

My client, Elijah Dukes is currently very happy. He has made an offer on a 200-acre plot of land outside of D.C. where he can raise his own steer and, upon killing them with concaved silverware, turn them into beef jerky.

Will Bay be occupying the #5 spot? If he is or isn't, he thinks he should bat 2nd. He has good contact and speed.