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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntAa1mAGvD4#t=0m17s
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lol. And I gotta hand it you zumi, that was very good success knowledge. This is why I've been paranoid all week that someone might get this idea.

Is there a smilie to show how funny that was?

Do the poll.

Sorry I haven't gotten an update up yet. I do have a good one thought up for the off season consisting of, Ryan Techer, Jack Merluzzi *gasp*, and Dick Vitale baby!

Stranglers Face Elimination Heading Back to Scranton.

Another loss for the Stranglers makes it 3-2 Yankees. Today's matchup was Chien-Ming Wang against Bono.

The Stranglers struck first again today. Harrison reached on a single. Lennon grounded out, but reached on a fielders choice. Jagger stepped up and hit a triple to make it 1-0.
Alex Rodriguez got things going for the Yankees again today. On a 3-2 Bono fastball, Rodriguez hit a MOON SHOT into the left field upper deck 547 ft. from home plate.
It stayed tied at one until the sixth. Jeter reached on a single. A-Rod then blasted another home run making it 3-1 Yankees.

In the eighth inning Ryan Howard hit a solo shot making it 3-2. It gave the Stranglers hope going into their last at-bat. Their hope was just about gone when Damon ( ) tripled. Continuing his rampage on the Stranglers pitching this series. Jeter singled him home and it was 4-2. Another Scranton killer, Bobby Abreu, came to the plate and hit a homer making it 6-2.
Wang finished the game himself and the Yankees look to finish the series in Scranton.

Final
Scranton: 2
New York: 6

WP: Wang
LP: Bono

Offensive Stars
NY: Alex Rodriguez: 4-4, 2 HR, 3 RBI
Scr: Jagger: 2-3, 1 3B, 1 RBI

lance, I think the Stranglers need a team meeting.

Sgt. Pepper: No pushups, everyone rest up for tomorrow's game.

Azul: I'm pitching Game 6, right?

Nope. We're going with Paul. He's been, arguably, our ace this year, and besides, you can't pitch on two days rest unless you're using Al coach.

Paul: With my beard, I look like Jesus. And I'll be the Stranglers' savior for this series.

You've got that right Paul! The thing is, if I do win game six, do I go with Gaddaba, who was great in the regular season, but mediocre in the playoffs or whoever's hot???

I always have trouble with Damon too.

Yeah he, Rodriguez, Giambi, and Abreu have been killing us.

Reporter Update

Jack: I am just going to start off by saying, I completely whiffed on my keys to the series.

Well the first guy I was thinking of was Mo. He has thrown three pitches and given up an unearned run. Joba Chamberlain has not even warmed up! Here's an idea, Knock the starter out!

Harry: They'd better start soon because they are facing elimination.

Dennis: Everyone has said they would never beat the Yankees with a lineup looking like this:

Pablo Sanchez SS Bats Switch Throws Right MLB experience: Rookie

Ringo Starr: 2B Bats left Throws right MLB experience: 3 years as a utility infielder

Chris Kennedy 3B Bats left Throws right MLB experience Rookie

Ryan Howard: 1B Bats left Throws left MLB experience: 4 years

Mick Jagger: C Bats right Throws right MLB experience: Three years between majors and minors.

John Lennon: CF Bats switch Throws right MLB experience: 3 years mostly minors

Keith Richards: LF Bats right Throws right MLB experience: Three years as pinch hitter.

George Harrison: RF Bats right Throws right MLB experience: Rookie

Paul McCartney: P Bats left Throws left MLB experience: One year in AA for New York

Miss Kate: That's how Scranton will line up tonight for what could be the last game of the 2008 season.

Jack: Here's Ryan with Paul.

Ryan: Your facing elimination, your the ace, it's gotta be the biggest game of your life. Right?
Paul: Actually, I pitched in the AA championship game, and if I hadn't won then, I would have had to stay away from a girl.

Ryan: Huh?

Paul: I'm just kidding. But seriously it feels normal...Like I was born to pitch in these kinds of situations.

Ryan: You came in with crutches when you guys first came to New York. What was that all about?

Paul: Heh. I was just kidding about that too.

Ryan: Oh!

Paul: Yeah, the skipper threw a harmonica at me. However, I do have a mean case of Athlete's foot. I'll be pitching through it, of course!

Ryan: You. Are. A Warrior.

Paul: You'll have to ask my agent, PPJ, for details 'cause I gotta warm up.

Harry: I am in awe.

Dennis: What a guy, what a guy.
Miss Kate: *eyeroll*

Jack: A true american hero. As Jack Merluzzi would say, He is the man of the hour!

If this forum had a like button I would have liked that post.

Paul, who am I representing again?