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Yeah, sorry about both of those PPJ.

Player Update: The Parade

Scranton fans stormed the crowded streets, anxious to see their beloved champions.

PR guy: Alright, when you get out there, wave or flash a smile. Got it?

Jagger: What happened to the "Give a one fingered salute" option?

They all looked at him funny.

Mick: I meant thumbs up. What did you guys think I meant?

On the float fans cheered, girls screamed and everyone had a great time.

Male Fan: Azul!

Azul: *waves*

Female Fan: Azul! Over here!

Azul: *flashes a smile*

Raul: Wow, Azul has a lot of fans!

They went up and down Scranton passing Hyde Park, the Plot, South Scranton, Dunder Mifflin, and even Wilkes-Barre before arriving in downtown Scranton, where Panpaka Park is located. Kennedy, being the home town Pennsylvanian and World Series MVP/hero, was the one to give a speech.

Kennedy: Thank you. Thank you to all 76,079 of you. The entire population of Scranton. You finally got a big league team. Now I bet a lot of you, from St. Peter's Cathedral to Lakawanna County Court House, wouldn't bet on us winning. Although the casino in right center might tempt you... I'll admit that we probably wouldn't have bet on it either. But as the season wore on we started believing in ourselves and you started believing in us! This is a very tough town to be a sports fan. I know we have the Philadelphia teams, but what about right here? The closest this town has gotten in recent years is when the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Pioneers lost the last Arena Football2 Arena Cup. (It's true, I found it when I searched Scranton on wikipedia!). When we won the Series there were about 50,000 in attendance. This IS the Electric City! Thank you.

The crowd went absolutley insane!

Lennon: Here's to another championship!

Ringo: Hell yea!

I'm surprised Azul wasn't the one getting rocks during Halloween.

Sgt. Pepper is not available for comment. He hasn't been seen since he wandered off to scare children on Halloween night.

Azul: I have fans...

Yes, I had mercy on Azul. I'm surprised he wasn't hazed to the point of crying. Must be his blue pepper spray.
And Pepper made it back to work out his $3,000,000,000/3,000,000,000 year deal.

Pepper hasn't reported to me since Halloween. Wonder what he's up to now.

Azul screams outside.

Sgt. Pepper: Ha! I scared you! 100 PUSHUPS NOW!

Dwight Schrute was in attendance I presume?

I've got a good story, but someone needs to do Yu Darvish first!

And Brewers, Bears, Beets, Battle Star Galactica. The whole office was there. My favorite show.

This is going to sound pretty stupid and I don't know how this happened, but... WildThing is 45. I guess when my friend was making him he thought it would be funny if he made him raally old. Now I don't know what to do.

Tell your friend he's an idiot.

I'm pretty sure it was on purpose. He probably did it to get me back for something I did to him over the summer. Eh, I'll just have to beat him up at school tommorrow.

I just realized this. WHY THE F*** DIDN'T JAGGER TELL US ABOUT THIS EARLIER!?!? I WANT ANSWERS PAUL!!!

More suspense. I bet if I had just came up with a random owner I wouldn't have come up with the Goldman idea.

That makes Jagger more selfish than he already is.

Alright guys, reflection time. What was your favorite player update so far? My personal favorite was the one that was Kennedy vs. Miss Kate, around page 12 or 13. A few other notables would be, the original Pujols and Carpenter fight, the one where they get arrested, the busride to New York between games two and three, and the unfinished All Star celebration/kidnapping. The reason I didn't put up a poll is because it's more of an open ended question. Look around, I'm sure you'll find something you like.