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Breaking News!
Jack Swaggert: We break into your program with an announcment concerning Jack Merluzzi

Harry Jones: God! What does this show have to do to get the full hour it deserves in!

Jack: Sorry Harry. Jack Merluzzi? Good riddance! He's an idiot! Were still on? Here's Mario...

Mario White: That's comin' right out of your paycheck Swaggert! Anyway, while we search for our beloved Jack Merluzzi,

*Crowd Boos*

John and Ringo: What about our beloved maccrash21?!

White: Who?!

Advisory Assistant of Mario White: Their agent sir.

White: Hmm... I never really liked agents anyway. *chuckles as if that was funny*

No one laughed not even Paul who usually laughs at everything. Ringo didn't even do his drum thing.

White: Anyway, we have found an interim announcer, a real young guy straight out of Harvard, Ryan Techer.

Ryan: Gee thanks for this great oppritunity sir.

White: Well it's only part time so once we find Jack I'll probably crush your dreams in two months.

Techer: Two months is all I need to win you over sir.

White: You'll shut up if you know what is best for you kid.

Harry Jones: We're still here Mario.

White: You got all of that?!

Jones: Yeah.

White: Press conference over!

Techer introduced himself to the boys.

Mick: Hm... Guys should we let him in the group?

John: Well he is a Harvard grad...
Keith: Nah. Too smart for us.

Paul: Unless he invented facebook.

Brian Jones: Well, did you?

Techer: If you mean I always have my face in a book then yes!
Brian: Yeah too smart.

Pablo: I no read libro.

Chris: Oh come on guys I'm always reading and you let me in the group.

Paul: Your still questionable.

Chris: Hey! Shut up!

Mick: It is true.

Brian Wilson: Yes very true.

Ringo: He's a nerd.

Techer: Um. I can hear you.

George: Blimey! He's on to us!

Bono: I declare a secret meaning in Kennedy's wrecked car!

Howard was staring at Techer the whole time with a weird look on his face: Hey weren't you the announcer for a team in Las Vegas named after an airplane.

Techer nervously: I don't know what your talking about.

So agents, do we let Techer in the group?
btw Techer is dishnetkid so dish will represent Techer.

Pablo doesn't like book nerds.

Wilson doesn't like nerds.

I think it would be hilarious for someone on the team to be excluded.

Chris Kennedy is kinda excluded. He's still in the initiation process

Howard does believe Techer is suspicious, but decides that he is ok. McCartney could care less.

Also, a bit of a reminder, Techer is Australian. You can keep the Harvard part, as he immigrated (legally) to the U.S. and became a citizen 2 years ago.

Mick: Now he's even more of a nerd.

Chris: That's funny 'cause you speak with the same exact accent.

Richards: Burned!

Azul Abuela: Hey, Techer. Me and the rest of the ostracized players are going bowling tonight. Jack usually organizes these things, but he's gone so...

Sgt. Pepper: Techer, drop and give me 50..........thousand.

I can no longer speak for my clients. You'll have to get to them yourselves.

Player Updste
Kennedy's totaled car

Mick: So, about that nerd Ryan Techer.

Paul: What about him? You just called him a nerd. That should be enough.

Keith: Yes, but he did make enemies with the GM quickly. Kind of like you and the owner.

Mick: That's different.

Chris: Hey, who is the owner anyway?

Mick: Oh. His name is-

Howard: Watch out!

John: What the-

A car just ran of the highway and crashed into them.

Chris: Nooooooo!!!!

George: It's gonna be pretty banged up now.

Mick: Man, you gotta turn it in now.

Chris: No! I can fix it!

He didn't need to. The car was bent back into shape.

And who got out of the car, but ALBERT PUJOLS and CHRIS CARPENTER.

Pujols had maccrash21 and Jack Merluzzi tied up and gagged, except you could still hear Jack going on about his baseball knowledge.

Chris: Are you gonna give both of them back? Because we said you can keep Jack.

Albert: No. We want ransom.

Paul: Dude you guys should pay us to take Mr. Merluzzi back.

Carpenter: Just shut up about Merluzzi! Alright?

Albert: Anyway we'll need 1,000,000 dollars and-

Paul: First you need to get paid for ten years now this?

Albert: As I was saying...

Ringo: May I interject? I've been quiet this whole time and I am just going to ask this. Why are you picking on us? Is it because we beat? Because were smarter, funnier, and cooler than you? Because we are better looking than you? Listen, and listen good we are all around better than you. Pick on someone your own size and by that I mean someone your own level!

Albert: They're onto us Chris! Let's go!

Except for they left maccrash.

After they finished applauding Ringo, it hit them. The only thing keeping Jack Merluzzi away from them was Ryan Techer.

Pablo: We give him 'til end of season. He better prove himhself to be good announcer by then, Or ellse.

But...What about poor Jack? They'll probably crash their car so they don't have to listen to him anymore. The man of the hour...

Dude, what the hell?!?!

You better keep finding me, because I hate to admit, I like this running gag.

They meaning Albert and Chris.

We found you! Not Jack.

I see.

I thought they meant everyone in the car, but that sounds good too XD

Just in case you don't follow the spin-off, we won our last game
Stranglers: 6
Rockies: 3
WP: Tim Wakefield
LP: Morales
Save: Brian Wilson: 9
HR
Keith Richards 23
Matt Holliday 25