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Would you guys like to see the Whales roster?

Sure. Are they Success players too?

Let me get this straight:
Agents/Players
Paul- Pablo Sanchez, Raymond, Willie the Kid (Y U HAVE 3???)
BrewersFuzz- Boo Gonzalez
PPJ- Kenny Powers
lance- Robin and Patrick

Correct me if I'm wrong.

To Paul: These players are all created.

Whales Roster:
Catchers - E.Lopez (Star), A.Lopez
1st Basemen - Francis (Star Player), A. Jones
2nd Basemen - Jones, E.Lopez
3rd Basemen - Parkman
Shortstop - Clark
Left Field - Willis, Gregory
Center Field - McClennon
Right Field - A.Lopez, Orlando

Starting Rotation (All Starters are Stars) - Sy, Kenzik, Santos, Davis, Santos
Swing Man - Timothy
Long Relievers - Cortez
Middle Reliever - Quartz, Suresh
Situational Lefty - Garcia
Set-Up Man - Tim
Closer - Jay

Starting Lineup
1) McClennon - CF
2) Jones - 2B
3) Francis -1B
4) Willis - LF
5) Parkman - 3B
6) A.Lopez - RF
7) E.Lopez - C
8 ) Clark - SS
9) Pitcher

W/DH
Everything is the same except for:
7) A.Lopez
8 ) E.Lopez
9) Clark

I never said Willie The Kid was my agent. I said Raymond would be rooming with him.

I'm going to sit out agents for this one, but I'll still follow.

So...
Raymond rooms with Willie
Pablo rooms with Manager (For 2 Months)

BY THE WAY!!!
If you haven't picked your agents, I suggest that you pick them before the players all meet before the game, which is tomorrow. If you don't pick the players that you want, I will give them roommates and they cannot be changed until next season.

The Meeting of the Players
All of the players are currently meeting at the Las Vegas Airport, 1 hour before getting on their plane ride to Hawaii for their rival game versus the Whales. They're all waiting in their seats by the departure area.

Rev: I think that everybody is here. Okay, all Eagles! We're going to be doing a little introduction exercise. Please say your name and where you're from.

Raymond: Man, I don't have to do this bull****.

Lewis: Hey, Rev yo you want me to bring this guy the New York Fight Clubs. They'll set him straight.

Patrick: Or do I need to Mirage Knuckle Punch you.

Rev: Hey, Hey! Don't be tripping now or you'll never get the playoffs. I hand picked all of you guys. I paid over $10,000,000 dollars on your guys rookie contracts and I think that's pretty generous.

All: Okay...

Rev: Now let's start with... Dan.

Dan: My name is Dan Martia and I'm from San Francisco, California.

Robin: Hey! What's with your blue hair!!! It's so cool!!!

Dan: It's a symbol, after my parents died. They were eaten by the clutches of the ocean and I dyed it blue so I remember every day what I'm striving for.

Kenny: I think it's stupid! This isn't the 70's hippie! Make it normal!

Dan: You're on the list now buddy!

Kenny walked up to his face.

Kenny: What you going to do about it little man?

Dan reached back to punch him, but was interupted by the hero Pablo Sanchez

Pablo: Detener la violencia, mis amigos!

Boo: I think he say stop violence friends!

Rev: Get yourselves together right now! We are about to face a team that could beat us in a heartbeat. If you guys don't get your act together, I will drop you from the team!

All: Okay...

From then on, everything went smoothly. Manager Dusty Jaybe arrived shortly after, along with D.J. Monroe and Tyrone Jackson. Rev also introduced bench coaches Don Drysdale and Ren Pho (Pronounce the FU in FU**). After all the introductions, the plane shortly arrived. They all boarded on and got ready for their clash against the Whales.

SIDE NOTE: If you would like to see your players introduction or would like to make if for them, go right ahead. Also, Manager Dusty Jaybe, D.J. Monroe, Tyrone Jackson, Don Drysdale, and Ren Pho are up for grabs. If you want them, go right ahead.

Boo: My name Boo, and I am not ghost, I is normal person. I from the Cuba. I play to have fun, I don't take game too serious.

Is Boo lefty or righty? You never said.

Raymond: Hi Boo, I'm Raymond and I LITERALLY DON'T GIVE A S***!


Pablo: Hola, I'm Pablo. My bedtime is in five minutes. I'm socially awkward and I really wish more kids from the backyard were here, but....

Manager: THIS AIN'T THE BACKYARD SON! THIS IS THE BIGS! FROM THIS DAY FOWARD, YOUR LIFE IS A LIVING HELL!

Paul, I think we established in the Stranglers log that only the Agent and me can use Dusty...

Nice use of context by the way...

At 1:21 A.M., The Eagles arrived at the Holiday Inn Hotel in Hawaii. Most of them were completely exhausted and suffering Jet Lag. Before they could be released to their rooms, Rev gave a list of who was going to be rooming with who. Here is the official list that was posted:

Dusty - Pablo Sanchez (Temporarilly)
Willie the Kid - Raymond Smith
Patrick Gainer - Robin
Kenny Powers - Dan Martia
Hiro Nakamura - Ando Masahashi
Boo Gonzalez - Lewis Lopez
David So - Troy So
Kanye West - Lupe Fiasco
KiD CuDi - Gordon Freeman
Gregory Sanders - Larry Bernandez
Julio Lopez (Prefers to Be Alone)
D.J. Monroe - Tyrone Jackson
Don Drysdale - Ren Pho

Rev: This will be your permanent roommates until the end of the season.

Most of the players liked who they were rooming with. All but two...

Dan and Kenny (to Rev): WHAT!!!

Rev: Yep. After what I saw yesterday, I knew that you guys would be perfect for each other.

Dan: This isn't fair man! He's going to be constantly hating on me!

Rev: Don't complain Dan. This is part of your journey. There's always an obstetrical to overcome and this is yet another. Enjoy.

After this, they all went back to their rooms and fell asleep in a hurry.

NOTE:
The game is 2 days away. Tell us what your player is doing while waiting.

Boo is practicing English and enjoying the gameroom.

"obstetrical?" Spelling errors like a boss.

Raymond is partying and getting hammered like a boss.

Pablo is taking swimming lessons. He bought Lotrimin foot cream floaties with Paul's face on both.