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Where are success characters 10 years later?
My take:
Marvin: Lives with mommy, eating ramen noodles while watching Suspense 23
Milton: Becomes a motivational speaker after Chief's helpful advice.
Alvin and Becky: Become spokespeople for some hair gel company.
Sittch: Starts a cult, and becomes the next Charles Manson
Bison: Dies in a knife fight against rival biker gang leader Antelope
Scout: Overdoses on shiny fragrance.
Emily: Joins Sittch's cult, "disappears".
If this has been done before, sorry.

Marvin: Constantly hover below Chief in AAA until he quits and goes into engineering and tries to invent a prototype Gundar Robot.
Milton: 5th grade teacher.
Peter: Doctor
Brad: High school gym teacher. Coaches baseball and track.
Rex: Semi-famous rock & roll artist.
Robbie: Becomes a wealthy businessman after patenting a new type of bandaid he made to help Robin.
Toby: Waits tables.
Robin: MLB closer.
Mark: Barely makes it into the bigs because of his ability to call the right pitches.
Alvin: Chief's rival through their careers.
Sittch: Opens his own martial arts dojo.
Frank: Opens his own restaurant selling 8roast Ball.
Tom: Scrapes by with a job at a pet shop and one as a carpenter's apprentice.
Terry: MLB Manager.
Joey: Award-winning author and poet.

Why do I find that so hillarious?