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Even if you were an All-American Baseball Player in college, you will lose your knowledge of baseball the moment you become a GM.

A pop fly to left is a routine ground ball.

That one cure for insomnia is to take a walk...

Your doctor knows exactly what month you're going to die. They're just hiding it from you... until you come in for a checkup.

That going steady with a girl can give you the speed from a falcon and make you quite intimidating

A cross between Babe Ruth, Naruto, and James Bond would be an Asian redhead with ridiculous hair who is the greatest baseball player ever and is spying on one team for another team while practicing the ninja arts.

...and yet never makes Majors.

only good baseball players don't have mouth's

If former major league pitchers are in AAA, they will pitch every game.

I learned that a closer MUST start every game...

It is possible to throw a consistent gyroball every pitch at 105 mph.

That coaches are never around during practices in success mode until the 4th week of every month, although their are coaches around during practice in MLB Life Mode(one time I had a pitcher and worked of fielding and the coach said, "looks like you can't improve your fielding").

Marrying someone is an effective way to make sure you never have to see them again.

I learned what a fraternity is

That all pitchers you draft are named Thrower