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Author:  DarkShade [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:33 am ]
Post subject:  CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language)

Just a small sample of what went on during Cards Against Humanity. There are some formatting issues but you get the gist.

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[21:47:50] *** Joins: darkshade ([email protected])
[21:49:03] *** din0 sets mode: +o darkshade
[21:51:10] <darkshade> !cah first to 10 classic
[21:51:13] <Possebot> ._>* Cards Against Humanity *<_. will begin in a minute. Want to !join us?
[21:51:32] *** Joins: dtigers ([email protected])
[21:51:41] <darkshade> yo
[21:51:48] *** Joins: SkittleMonster ([email protected])
[21:51:48] <darkshade> !join
[21:51:49] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade is our 1st player.
[21:51:52] *** Joins: philliesfan136 ([email protected])
[21:52:10] <darkshade> type !join to play
[21:52:16] <dtigers> !join
[21:52:16] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers is our 2nd player.
[21:52:26] <darkshade> !rando
[21:52:27] <Possebot> ._>* Rando Cardrissian is now playing.
[21:52:52] *** Quits: SkittleMonster ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed)
[21:53:00] *** Joins: SkittleMonster ([email protected])
[21:53:08] <SkittleMonster> !join
[21:53:08] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster is our 3rd player.
[21:53:28] <philliesfan136> !join
[21:53:28] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 is our 4th player.
[21:53:36] <darkshade> ready ?
[21:53:36] <SkittleMonster> !join
[21:53:36] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster is already in the game.
[21:53:40] <SkittleMonster> damn it
[21:53:40] <darkshade> Folks can join in as they come in
[21:53:40] *** Joins: Zumikaku ([email protected])
[21:53:43] <Possebot> ._>* Cards Against Humanity *<_. begins!
[21:53:43] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│14 SkittleMonster (0) · Rando Cardrissian (0) · dtigers (0) · darkshade (0) · philliesfan136 (0)
[21:53:43] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 1.
[21:53:45] <Possebot> 1401│00,01 __________. That's how I want to die. 14
[21:53:48] <darkshade> ok
[21:53:55] <philliesfan136> alrighty.
[21:53:56] <darkshade> type !pick # to choose the card you want
[21:54:05] <darkshade> card czar picks the best card
[21:54:10] <dtigers> !pick 7
[21:54:11] <SkittleMonster> !pick 6
[21:54:12] <darkshade> philliesfan136 is the card czar at first
[21:54:18] <darkshade> !pick 6
[21:54:18] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response.
[21:54:18] <Possebot> ._>* 1. The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. That's how I want to die.
[21:54:18] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. That's how I want to die.
[21:54:18] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Toni Morrison's vagina. That's how I want to die.
[21:54:18] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. That's how I want to die.
[21:54:33] <philliesfan136> !pick #3
[21:54:40] <darkshade> Just the number
[21:54:42] <darkshade> no need for the #
[21:54:42] <philliesfan136> !pick 3
[21:54:42] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked dtigers's response: 00,01 Toni Morrison's vagina. That's how I want to die.
[21:54:42] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster 01,00 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy 14 · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up 14 · darkshade 01,00 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts 14
[21:54:42] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│14 dtigers (1) · Rando Cardrissian (0) · darkshade (0) · philliesfan136 (0) · SkittleMonster (0)
[21:54:43] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster will be the Card Czar for Round 2.
[21:54:45] <Possebot> ._>* Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________. 14
[21:54:49] <Zumikaku> Hey DS, how do I join in?
[21:54:53] <darkshade> type !join
[21:54:58] <Zumikaku> !join
[21:54:58] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku is our 5th player.
[21:55:02] <Zumikaku> Thanks!
[21:55:03] <darkshade> !pick 8
[21:55:03] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[21:55:05] <darkshade> sure
[21:55:11] <dtigers> !pick 1
[21:55:18] <Zumikaku> !pick 10
[21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. SkittleMonster, please pick the best response.
[21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships white people.
[21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships Harry Potter erotica.
[21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships Oompa-Loompas.
[21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships #IAmPerfect.
[21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships pedophiles.
[21:55:29] <SkittleMonster> !pick 5
[21:55:29] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster picked philliesfan136's response: 00,01 Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships pedophiles.
[21:55:29] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 White people 14 · Zumikaku 01,00 Harry Potter erotica 14 · darkshade 01,00 Oompa-Loompas 14 · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 #IAmPerfect 14
[21:55:29] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│14 dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · Rando Cardrissian (0) · darkshade (0) · SkittleMonster (0) · Zumikaku (0)
[21:55:30] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 3.
[21:55:31] <philliesfan136> #IAmPerfect, huh
[21:55:32] <Possebot> ._>* What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? 14
[21:55:46] <dtigers> !pick 5
[21:55:51] <darkshade> !pick 9
[21:55:58] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[21:56:08] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4
[21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response.
[21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Queefing.
[21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Soiling oneself.
[21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? A stray pube.
[21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Foreskin.
[21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? A homoerotic volleyball montage.
[21:56:09] <darkshade> i have some good cards
[21:56:17] *** Joins: dishnet34 ([email protected])
[21:56:25] <darkshade> !join up disnet
[21:56:27] <darkshade> dishnet
[21:56:28] <Zumikaku> !pick 5
[21:56:28] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked dtigers's response: 00,01 What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? A homoerotic volleyball montage.
[21:56:28] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Queefing 14 · SkittleMonster 01,00 Soiling oneself 14 · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 A stray pube 14 · philliesfan136 01,00 Foreskin 14
[21:56:28] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│14 dtigers (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · darkshade (0) · SkittleMonster (0) · Zumikaku (0) · Rando Cardrissian (0)
[21:56:28] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 4.
[21:56:30] <Possebot> ._>* Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage. 14
[21:56:48] <darkshade> !pick 2
[21:56:49] <SkittleMonster> !pick 9
[21:56:51] <Zumikaku> !pick 10
[21:56:53] <dishnet34> !!join
[21:56:57] <philliesfan136> !pick 8
[21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response.
[21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Major League Baseball has banned my vagina for giving players an unfair advantage.
[21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Major League Baseball has banned Jean-Claude Van Damme for giving players an unfair advantage.
[21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Major League Baseball has banned a look-see for giving players an unfair advantage.
[21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Major League Baseball has banned the taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge for giving players an unfair advantage.
[21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Major League Baseball has banned being a *(censored)* sorcerer for giving players an unfair advantage.
[21:56:58] <darkshade> just one !
[21:57:11] <philliesfan136> lmao, the last one
[21:57:13] <dishnet34> !join
[21:57:13] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 is our 6th player.
[21:57:17] <dtigers> !pick 5
[21:57:17] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked SkittleMonster's response: 00,01 Major League Baseball has banned being a *(censored)* sorcerer for giving players an unfair advantage.
[21:57:18] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 My vagina 14 · darkshade 01,00 Jean-Claude Van Damme 14 · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 A look-see 14 · philliesfan136 01,00 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge 14
[21:57:18] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│14 dtigers (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · SkittleMonster (1) · darkshade (0) · Zumikaku (0) · Rando Cardrissian (0) · dishnet34 (0)
[21:57:18] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 will be the Card Czar for Round 5.
[21:57:19] <dishnet34> There we go.
[21:57:20] <Possebot> ._>* __________. It's a trap! 14
[21:57:27] <darkshade> guess that would be an unfair advantage
[21:57:33] <philliesfan136> !pick 4
[21:57:33] <dtigers> !pick 2
[21:57:35] <Zumikaku> Dammit, I should have saved "My vagina" for this one!
[21:57:38] <darkshade> !pick 2
[21:57:45] <philliesfan136> hey ds, have you tried xyzzy for this?
[21:57:49] <Zumikaku> !pick 5
[21:57:55] <darkshade> xyzzy ? Whats that
[21:58:03] <philliesfan136> http://pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp
[21:58:16] <SkittleMonster> !pick 10
[21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dishnet34, please pick the best response.
[21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 1. The Make-A-Wish Foundation. It's a trap!
[21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 2. An asymmetric boob job. It's a trap!
[21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Kamikaze pilots. It's a trap!
[21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Getting abducted by Peter Pan. It's a trap!
[21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Free samples. It's a trap!
[21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 6. Centaurs. It's a trap!
[21:58:19] <philliesfan136> i.e. a clone of the game where you can see the cards
[21:58:28] <darkshade> oh cool, I'll check it out
[21:58:41] <dtigers> I really like this way of doing it
[21:58:49] <dishnet34> !pick 4
[21:58:49] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 picked darkshade's response: 00,01 Getting abducted by Peter Pan. It's a trap!
[21:58:49] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 The Make-A-Wish Foundation 14 · philliesfan136 01,00 An asymmetric boob job 14 · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 Kamikaze pilots  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Free samples  · Zumikaku 01,00 Centaurs 
[21:58:49] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ dtigers (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · SkittleMonster (1) · darkshade (1) · Zumikaku (0) · Rando Cardrissian (0) · dishnet34 (0)
[21:58:50] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 6.
[21:58:52] <Possebot> ._>* What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? 
[21:58:52] <darkshade> haha
[21:59:02] <philliesfan136> !pick 9
[21:59:05] <dtigers> !pick 4
[21:59:06] <darkshade> the real peter pan (non-Disney) will wreck you
[21:59:11] <Zumikaku> !pick 3
[21:59:15] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3
[21:59:27] <dishnet34> !pick 3
[21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response.
[21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? Scrotum tickling.
[21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? Cockfights.
[21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? Mutually-assured destruction.
[21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System®.
[21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? Former President George W. Bush.
[21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? An icepick lobotomy.
[21:59:42] <philliesfan136> I guess George Bush is hard to get out of
[21:59:49] <dtigers> Took us eight years
[21:59:56] <darkshade> but how can you get out of scrotum tickling once you start
[21:59:58] <darkshade> !pick 1
[21:59:58] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked Rando Cardrissian's response: 00,01 What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? Scrotum tickling.
[21:59:58] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Cockfights  · dtigers 01,00 Mutually-assured destruction  · SkittleMonster 01,00 The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System®  · Zumikaku 01,00 Former President George W. Bush  · dishnet34 01,00 An icepick lobotomy 
[21:59:58] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ dtigers (2) · SkittleMonster (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · darkshade (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · Zumikaku (0) · dishnet34 (0)
[21:59:58] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 7.
[22:00:00] <Possebot> ._>* That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________. 
[22:00:01] <philliesfan136> caliendo does a good bush though
[22:00:05] *** Joins: thekidwithmittens ([email protected] ... global.net)
[22:00:08] <darkshade> Ok this is a two parter
[22:00:11] <darkshade> do it like so
[22:00:20] <darkshade> !pick # #
[22:00:31] <Zumikaku> !pick 5 10
[22:00:41] <SkittleMonster> !pick 10 6
[22:00:42] <dishnet34> !pick 3 10
[22:00:46] <dtigers> !pick 3 10
[22:00:49] <darkshade> !pick 6 9
[22:00:49] <thekidwithmittens> !Pick 2 3
[22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response.
[22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 1. That's right, I killed Bosnian chicken farmers. How, you ask? Breaking out into song and dance.
[22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 2. That's right, I killed the shambling corpse of Larry King. How, you ask? Masturbation.
[22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 3. That's right, I killed object permanence. How, you ask? That's not you.
[22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 4. That's right, I killed Zeus's sexual appetites. How, you ask? Hormone injections.
[22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 5. That's right, I killed Tom Brady. How, you ask? Revenge *(censored)*.
[22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 6. That's right, I killed an M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. How, you ask? Crippling debt.
[22:00:55] <dtigers> nice number combo, dish
[22:01:00] <dtigers> 3 10 ftw
[22:01:13] <philliesfan136> !pick 5
[22:01:13] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 That's right, I killed Tom Brady. How, you ask? Revenge *(censored)*.
[22:01:13] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster 01,00 Bosnian chicken farmers  01,00 Breaking out into song and dance  · dishnet34 01,00 The shambling corpse of Larry King  01,00 Masturbation  · darkshade 01,00 Object permanence  01,00 That's not you  · dtigers 01,00 Zeus's sexual appetites  01,00 Hormone injections  · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 An M. Night Shyamalan plot
[22:01:13] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ dtigers (2) · Zumikaku (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · darkshade (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · SkittleMonster (1) · dishnet34 (0)
[22:01:] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster will be the Card Czar for Round 8.
[22:01:16] <Possebot> ._>* During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________. 
[22:01:21] *** Parts: thekidwithmittens ([email protected] ... global.net) ()
[22:01:24] <SkittleMonster> YOU KILLED BRADY!
[22:01:25] <Possebot> AHAHAHA
[22:01:27] <dishnet34> Nice one, Zumi.
[22:01:38] <Zumikaku> I knew it had to be done :)
[22:01:39] <darkshade> !pick 1
[22:01:44] <dishnet34> !pick 5
[22:01:49] <philliesfan136> !pick 5
[22:01:53] <Zumikaku> !pick 2
[22:01:59] <dtigers> !pick 5
[22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. SkittleMonster, please pick the best response.
[22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 1. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of getting drunk on mouthwash.
[22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 2. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of Gladiatorial combat.
[22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 3. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of two midgets shitting into a bucket.
[22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 4. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of flying sex snakes.
[22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 5. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of Sanchez.
[22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 6. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of overpowering your father.
[22:02:13] <philliesfan136> oh, mark sanchez paintings?
[22:02:16] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3
[22:02:17] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster picked dishnet34's response: 00,01 During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of two midgets shitting into a bucket.
[22:02:17] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Getting drunk on mouthwash  · darkshade 01,00 Gladiatorial combat  · Zumikaku 01,00 Flying sex snakes  · dtigers 01,00 Sanchez  · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 Overpowering your father 
[22:02:17] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ dtigers (2) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1) · darkshade (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · SkittleMonster (1) · Zumikaku (1)
[22:02:17] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 9.
[22:02:19] <Possebot> ._>* When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in. 
[22:02:25] <dishnet34> Yay!
[22:02:34] <darkshade> !pick 3
[22:02:35] <SkittleMonster> !pick 9
[22:02:36] <dtigers> !pick 10
[22:02:40] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:02:42] <dishnet34> !pick 6
[22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response.
[22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 1. When I'm in prison, I'll have famine smuggled in.
[22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 2. When I'm in prison, I'll have tentacle porn smuggled in.
[22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 3. When I'm in prison, I'll have college smuggled in.
[22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 4. When I'm in prison, I'll have surprise sex! smuggled in.
[22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 5. When I'm in prison, I'll have a can of whoop-ass smuggled in.
[22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 6. When I'm in prison, I'll have a bucket of fish heads smuggled in.
[22:02:52] <Zumikaku> !pick 2
[22:02:52] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked SkittleMonster's response: 00,01 When I'm in prison, I'll have tentacle porn smuggled in.
[22:02:52] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Famine  · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 College  · dishnet34 01,00 Surprise sex!  · dtigers 01,00 A can of whoop-ass  · darkshade 01,00 A bucket of fish heads 
[22:02:52] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ SkittleMonster (2) · dtigers (2) · dishnet34 (1) · darkshade (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · Zumikaku (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1)
[22:02:53] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 10.
[22:02:55] <Possebot> ._>* What does Dick Cheney prefer? 
[22:02:58] <darkshade> of course
[22:03:04] <darkshade> !pick 6
[22:03:06] <dtigers> Best answer for this: Dick Cheney
[22:03:17] <philliesfan136> !pick 6
[22:03:17] <dishnet34> lol
[22:03:18] <dishnet34> !pick 4
[22:03:18] <dtigers> If you play that you will win
[22:03:18] <SkittleMonster> !pick 6
[22:03:20] <Zumikaku> !pick 7
[22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response.
[22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What does Dick Cheney prefer? Assless chaps.
[22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What does Dick Cheney prefer? Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
[22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What does Dick Cheney prefer? Extremely tight pants.
[22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What does Dick Cheney prefer? Golden showers.
[22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What does Dick Cheney prefer? Being rich.
[22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What does Dick Cheney prefer? A foul mouth.
[22:03:38] <Zumikaku> lol we have some good ones here
[22:03:47] <dtigers> what about extremely tight assless chaps?
[22:03:49] <philliesfan136> I'm thinking the chaps
[22:03:52] <darkshade> D:
[22:03:52] <Possebot> HELLO
[22:04:03] <dtigers> !pick 1
[22:04:03] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 What does Dick Cheney prefer? Assless chaps.
[22:04:03] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 01,00 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Extremely tight pants  · philliesfan136 01,00 Golden showers  · darkshade 01,00 Being rich  · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 A foul mouth 
[22:04:03] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ SkittleMonster (2) · Zumikaku (2) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1)
[22:04:03] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 will be the Card Czar for Round 11.
[22:04:05] <Possebot> ._>* What do old people smell like? 
[22:04:09] <Zumikaku> yey
[22:04:] <darkshade> This is another good Dick Cheney answer
[22:04:15] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:04:23] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3
[22:04:25] <darkshade> !pick 3
[22:04:26] <Zumikaku> !pick 3
[22:04:27] <dtigers> !pick 6
[22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dishnet34, please pick the best response.
[22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What do old people smell like? The KKK.
[22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What do old people smell like? Authentic Mexican cuisine.
[22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What do old people smell like? Daddy issues.
[22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What do old people smell like? A sausage festival.
[22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What do old people smell like? When you fart and a little bit comes out.
[22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What do old people smell like? The placenta.
[22:04:34] <dishnet34> Alright, let's see what we got...
[22:04:36] <philliesfan136> I like #5.
[22:04:53] <dishnet34> !pick 5
[22:04:53] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 picked darkshade's response: 00,01 What do old people smell like? When you fart and a little bit comes out.
[22:04:53] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 The KKK  · Zumikaku 01,00 Authentic Mexican cuisine  · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 Daddy issues  · SkittleMonster 01,00 A sausage festival  · philliesfan136 01,00 The placenta 
[22:04:53] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ SkittleMonster (2) · Zumikaku (2) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1)
[22:04:54] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 12.
[22:04:56] <Possebot> ._>* __________ + __________ = __________. 
[22:05:01] <darkshade> this is a three parter
[22:05:07] <darkshade> so !pick # # #
[22:05:11] *** Joins: BrewersFuzz ([email protected])
[22:05:15] <darkshade> !score
[22:05:15] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ SkittleMonster (2) · Zumikaku (2) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1)
[22:05:21] <philliesfan136> !pick 6 7 8
[22:05:23] <dishnet34> !pick 9 4 3
[22:05:29] <BrewersFuzz> what
[22:05:32] <dtigers> !pick 8 3 4
[22:05:36] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3 7 10
[22:05:36] <darkshade> type !join to play BrewersFuzz
[22:05:43] <BrewersFuzz> !join
[22:05:45] <Zumikaku> !pick 5 3 4
[22:05:56] <BrewersFuzz> now what
[22:06:01] <Zumikaku> wait til next round
[22:06:05] <BrewersFuzz> oh
[22:06:08] <BrewersFuzz> lol
[22:06:11] <Possebot> ._>* Waiting for BrewersFuzz
[22:06:17] <Zumikaku> oh nvm
[22:06:17] <philliesfan136> says he's in
[22:06:21] <darkshade> did it show you your cards BrewersFuzz
[22:06:24] <BrewersFuzz> no
[22:06:27] <darkshade> hmm weird
[22:06:29] <BrewersFuzz> not that i know of
[22:06:33] <darkshade> ok just type !pick # # #
[22:06:35] <Zumikaku> type !pick and 3 random numbers
[22:06:39] <darkshade> where # is any number between 1 and 10
[22:06:43] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 9 2 6
[22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response.
[22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Count Chocula + Powerful thighs = Giving 110 percent.
[22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Jewish fraternities + David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning = A disappointing birthday party.
[22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Dead parents + Destroying the evidence = Being a dick to children.
[22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Switching to Geico® + Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse = My humps.
[22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Peeing the sheets + Natural selection = A Super Soaker full of cat pee.
[22:06:44] <Possebot> ._>* 6. The Fanta girls + Opposable thumbs = The homosexual agenda.
[22:06:44] <Possebot> ._>* 7. 10 Hours of Walking in NYC + One thousand Slim Jims = Being fabulous.
[22:06:51] <darkshade> haha
[22:06:55] <SkittleMonster> 3 is good
[22:06:59] <Zumikaku> So is 2
[22:07:07] <philliesfan136> #5 is practical
[22:07:10] <dtigers> 2 is most certainly NOT a disappointing birrthday party.
[22:07:11] <darkshade> 7 is good
[22:07:19] <philliesfan136> the thousand slim jims is fabulous indeed
[22:07:22] <darkshade> !pick 7
[22:07:22] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 10 Hours of Walking in NYC + One thousand Slim Jims = Being fabulous.
[22:07:23] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz 01,00 Count Chocula  01,00 Powerful thighs  01,00 Giving 110 percent  · dishnet34 01,00 Jewish fraternities  01,00 David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning  01,00 A disappointing birthday party  · dtigers 01,00 Dead parents  01,00 Destroying the evidence  01,00 Being a dick to children  · Rando Cardrissian 01,0
[22:07:23] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (3) · SkittleMonster (2) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22:07:23] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 13.
[22:07:25] <Possebot> ._>* 
[22:07:32] <SkittleMonster> i thought for sure that cat pee would win
[22:07:36] <darkshade> ok BrewersFuzz you get to pick the best answer this time
[22:07:41] <Zumikaku> lol I'm surprised I won that one
[22:07:41] <darkshade> once all cards are in
[22:07:43] <BrewersFuzz> oh okay
[22:07:51] <philliesfan136> there's not a topic for this?
[22:07:51] <dishnet34> !pick 2
[22:07:53] <SkittleMonster> there's nothing to answer
[22:07:55] <Zumikaku> wait, is the black card just completely blank?
[22:07:56] <darkshade> This is a blank question, so whoever has a good card for this wins
[22:08:01] <Zumikaku> !pick 5
[22:08:02] <philliesfan136> oh alright
[22:08:06] <philliesfan136> !pick 2
[22:08:07] <Zumikaku> I think mine is an auto-win
[22:08:07] <dtigers> !pick 10
[22:08:08] <darkshade> !pick 1
[22:08:12] <SkittleMonster> !pick 2
[22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response.
[22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Keanu Reeves.
[22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
[22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Poor life choices.
[22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Morgan Freeman's voice.
[22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Emo flap.
[22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 6. Dying of dysentery.
[22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 7. Balls.
[22:08:26] <darkshade> BALLS
[22:08:26] <Possebot> HELLO
[22:08:26] <BrewersFuzz> how do i pick
[22:08:31] <darkshade> just !pick #
[22:08:43] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4
[22:08:43] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 Morgan Freeman's voice.
[22:08:43] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Keanu Reeves  · dishnet34 01,00 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine  · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 Poor life choices  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Emo flap  · darkshade 01,00 Dying of dysentery  · dtigers 01,00 Balls 
[22:08:43] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (4) · SkittleMonster (2) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (2) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22:08:44] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round .
[22:08:46] <Possebot> ._>* It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________. 
[22:08:51] <BrewersFuzz> damn zumi
[22:08:51] <philliesfan136> I wish Keanu Reeves was here to save me from the Matrix, right now.
[22:08:54] <Zumikaku> Knew it was an auto-win! :)
[22:09:01] <darkshade> !hand
[22:09:05] <dtigers> !hand
[22:09:07] <Zumikaku> !hand
[22:09:08] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:09:09] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22:09:15] <BrewersFuzz> what does that do
[22:09:16] <dishnet34> !hand
[22:09:16] <darkshade> dunno why it didnt show the cards
[22:09:17] <dtigers> !pick 10
[22:09:25] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22:09:27] <darkshade> !pick 7
[22:09:28] <dishnet34> !pick 9
[22:09:31] <Zumikaku> !pick 9
[22:09:33] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3
[22:09:34] <BrewersFuzz> i can't see my cards?
[22:09:36] <darkshade> if it doesnt show you your cards, type !hand
[22:09:37] <dishnet34> Well, at least we know that now.
[22:09:43] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22:09:55] <BrewersFuzz> is that supposed to do somehting
[22:10:03] <philliesfan136> refresh maybe?
[22:10:05] <darkshade> still not getting cards?
[22:10:08] <dtigers> Brewers' hand is invisible
[22:10:09] *** Quits: BrewersFuzz ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed)
[22:10:16] *** Joins: BrewersFuzz ([email protected])
[22:10:21] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22:10:24] <BrewersFuzz> !join
[22:10:24] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz is already in the game.
[22:10:28] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22:10:29] <darkshade> try !leave and !join
[22:10:32] <BrewersFuzz> nothing is happening
[22:10:34] <BrewersFuzz> !leave
[22:10:34] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz is quitting the game, quitter.
[22:10:34] <darkshade> !rando
[22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* Rando Cardrissian is now out of the game.
[22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response.
[22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* 1. It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with Dorito breath.
[22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* 2. It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with my genitals.
[22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* 3. It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with preteens.
[22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* 4. It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with emotions.
[22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* 5. It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with bingeing and purging.
[22:10:45] <philliesfan136> !pick 2
[22:10:45] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with my genitals.
[22:10:45] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 01,00 Dorito breath  · darkshade 01,00 Preteens  · dtigers 01,00 Emotions  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Bingeing and purging 
[22:10:45] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (2) · SkittleMonster (2) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1)
[22:10:45] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster will be the Card Czar for Round 15.
[22:10:46] <BrewersFuzz> !join
[22:10:47] <Possebot> ._>* What's that smell? 
[22:10:48] <philliesfan136> it really is a shame
[22:10:52] <dtigers> holy hell Zumi
[22:10:52] <SkittleMonster> *(censored)* off zumi
[22:10:56] <darkshade> haha
[22:10:59] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:11:02] <dtigers> !pick 6
[22:11:03] <philliesfan136> !pick 7
[22:11:03] <darkshade> !pick 9
[22:11:04] <Zumikaku> lol I go to college. I know how this works
[22:11:06] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22:11:13] <dtigers> I feel like Matt Schaub every time I type !pick 6
[22:11:] <dishnet34> !pick 9
[22:11:16] <Zumikaku> !pick 3
[22:11:18] <BrewersFuzz> *(censored)* *(censored)* what is this supposed to look like
[22:11:21] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3
[22:11:30] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4
[22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. SkittleMonster, please pick the best response.
[22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What's that smell? Grandma.
[22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What's that smell? Taking off your shirt.
[22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What's that smell? Adderall®.
[22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What's that smell? Clams.
[22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What's that smell? Fancy Feast.
[22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What's that smell? Man meat.
[22:11:45] <SkittleMonster> !pick 1
[22:11:45] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster picked darkshade's response: 00,01 What's that smell? Grandma.
[22:11:45] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Taking off your shirt  · Zumikaku 01,00 Adderall®  · dishnet34 01,00 Clams  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Fancy Feast  · dtigers 01,00 Man meat 
[22:11:45] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · darkshade (3) · dtigers (2) · SkittleMonster (2) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22:11:45] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 16.
[22:11:47] <darkshade> Theres some bug with you Brewers, we'll have to try again next game
[22:11:47] <Possebot> ._>* In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________. 
[22:11:51] <darkshade> Sorry :>
[22:11:56] <BrewersFuzz> :(
[22:12:04] <dishnet34> !pick 8 4
[22:12:07] <darkshade> I see it in the logs, there's some bug when it tries to give you cards
[22:12:07] <dtigers> !pick 8 6
[22:12:12] <philliesfan136> !pick 7 8
[22:12:12] <SkittleMonster> !pick 6 10
[22:12:13] <Zumikaku> !pick 4 6
[22:12:] <darkshade> but you still have cards, just random
[22:12:26] <SkittleMonster> *(censored)*, messed up dammit
[22:12:31] <darkshade> !pick 5 7
[22:12:31] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response.
[22:12:31] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is concealing a boner trapped in the body of Britney Spears at 55.
[22:12:31] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is a snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis trapped in the body of women in yogurt commercials.
[22:12:31] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is a beached whale trapped in the body of a micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.
[22:12:31] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is sexting trapped in the body of Internet bambi.
[22:12:32] <Possebot> ._>* 5. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is teenage pregnancy trapped in the body of Hot Pockets.
[22:12:32] <Possebot> ._>* 6. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is intelligent design trapped in the body of a mime having a stroke.
[22:12:59] <dishnet34> 3 looks pretty good, if you ask me.
[22:13:09] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1
[22:13:09] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked dtigers's response: 00,01 In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is concealing a boner trapped in the body of Britney Spears at 55.
[22:13:09] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis  01,00 Women in yogurt commercials  · dishnet34 01,00 A beached whale  01,00 A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties  · Zumikaku 01,00 Sexting  01,00 Internet bambi  · philliesfan136 01,00 Teenage pregnancy  01,00 Hot Pockets  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Intelligent design
[22:13:09] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · dtigers (3) · darkshade (3) · SkittleMonster (2) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22:13:10] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 17.
[22:13:12] <Possebot> ._>* What's my secret power? 
[22:13:13] <dtigers> yay
[22:13:22] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:13:22] <BrewersFuzz> :)
[22:13:22] <dishnet34> !hand
[22:13:24] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22:13:26] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:13:27] <dtigers> "Mine looks pretty good" - dish
[22:13:27] <darkshade> !hand
[22:13:29] <dtigers> !hand
[22:13:31] <BrewersFuzz> nope
[22:13:34] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3
[22:13:37] <darkshade> !pick 1
[22:13:40] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:13:42] <dishnet34> !pick 10
[22:13:43] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 2
[22:13:48] <dtigers> !pick 10
[22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response.
[22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What's my secret power? The Gulags.
[22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What's my secret power? The female orgasm.
[22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What's my secret power? Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
[22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What's my secret power? Estrogen.
[22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What's my secret power? Scalping.
[22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What's my secret power? Self-loathing.
[22:13:59] <darkshade> once this game is over i'll kill the bot and we'll start fresh
[22::00] <darkshade> !score
[22::00] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · dtigers (3) · darkshade (3) · SkittleMonster (2) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22::02] <Zumikaku> !pick 2
[22::02] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked dtigers's response: 00,01 What's my secret power? The female orgasm.
[22::02] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz 01,00 The Gulags  · dishnet34 01,00 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Estrogen  · darkshade 01,00 Scalping  · philliesfan136 01,00 Self-loathing 
[22::02] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · dtigers (4) · darkshade (3) · SkittleMonster (2) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22::03] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 18.
[22::05] <Possebot> ._>* But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________. 
[22::11] <darkshade> first to 10 points is the winner
[22::] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22::15] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22::16] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22::17] <dishnet34> !hand
[22::18] <darkshade> !hand
[22::21] <philliesfan136> !pick 7
[22::21] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 7
[22::27] <darkshade> !pick 8
[22::29] <SkittleMonster> !pick 10
[22::32] <dishnet34> !pick 2
[22::34] <Zumikaku> !pick 1
[22::34] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response.
[22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 1. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you used panties.
[22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 2. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you crucifixion.
[22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 3. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you a salty surprise.
[22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 4. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you Sarah Palin.
[22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 5. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you vigorous jazz hands.
[22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 6. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you Jew-fros.
[22::50] <dtigers> !pick 5
[22::50] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked darkshade's response: 00,01 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you vigorous jazz hands.
[22::50] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Used panties  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Crucifixion  · dishnet34 01,00 A salty surprise  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Sarah Palin  · Zumikaku 01,00 Jew-fros 
[22::50] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · darkshade (4) · dtigers (4) · SkittleMonster (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · dishnet34 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22::51] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 will be the Card Czar for Round 19.
[22::53] <Possebot> ._>* You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? 
[22::54] <darkshade> bwhaha
[22::58] <darkshade> !hand
[22::59] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:15:02] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:15:04] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4
[22:15:06] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:15:12] <Zumikaku> !pick 10
[22:15:] <dtigers> !pick 10
[22:15:15] <SkittleMonster> very doomed?
[22:15:16] <darkshade> i hate this question
[22:15:21] <darkshade> !pick 1
[22:15:23] <SkittleMonster> !pick 2
[22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dishnet34, please pick the best response.
[22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 1. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Serfdom.
[22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 2. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Swag.
[22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 3. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Hospice care.
[22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 4. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
[22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 5. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? AIDS.
[22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 6. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Lumberjack fantasies.
[22:15:28] <dtigers> it's weirdly worded
[22:15:41] <SkittleMonster> basically just throwing away a useless card
[22:15:43] <darkshade> the dumb bot sometimes pulls AskReddit thread titles as questions
[22:15:52] <dtigers> lol
[22:15:54] <dishnet34> !pick 4
[22:15:54] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
[22:15:54] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster 01,00 Serfdom  · dtigers 01,00 Swag  · darkshade 01,00 Hospice care  · philliesfan136 01,00 AIDS  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Lumberjack fantasies 
[22:15:54] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (4) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · dishnet34 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22:15:55] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 20.
[22:15:56] <dtigers> that explains it
[22:15:57] <Possebot> ._>* What helps Obama unwind? 
[22:16:01] <philliesfan136> come on, no AIDS?
[22:16:02] <BrewersFuzz> is zumi hacking
[22:16:03] <dtigers> Zumi's was funny, though
[22:16:08] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 6
[22:16:09] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:16:] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:16:15] <dishnet34> !pick 10
[22:16:15] <Zumikaku> !pick 10
[22:16:17] <dtigers> !pick 7
[22:16:23] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:16:24] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4
[22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response.
[22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What helps Obama unwind? Spontaneous human combustion.
[22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What helps Obama unwind? Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
[22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What helps Obama unwind? Racially-biased SAT questions.
[22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What helps Obama unwind? Not reciprocating oral sex.
[22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What helps Obama unwind? Not wearing pants.
[22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What helps Obama unwind? Consensual sex.
[22:16:27] <Zumikaku> Shaq's acting is deadlier than AIDS
[22:16:33] <dtigers> ^
[22:16:36] <philliesfan136> this is true
[22:16:39] <darkshade> !pick 5
[22:16:39] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked SkittleMonster's response: 00,01 What helps Obama unwind? Not wearing pants.
[22:16:39] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 Spontaneous human combustion  · dtigers 01,00 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards  · dishnet34 01,00 Racially-biased SAT questions  · philliesfan136 01,00 Not reciprocating oral sex  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Consensual sex 
[22:16:39] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (4) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (3) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22:16:40] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 21.
[22:16:42] <Possebot> ._>* What ended my last relationship? 
[22:16:45] <philliesfan136> I think Shaq-Fu trumps them all
[22:16:49] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:16:51] <darkshade> !pick 9
[22:16:52] <dishnet34> I thought mine was pretty good...
[22:16:53] <philliesfan136> nice, brewers
[22:16:54] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 8
[22:16:56] <Zumikaku> !pick 8
[22:16:57] <philliesfan136> we had opposite answers
[22:16:58] <dtigers> !pick 8
[22:17:01] <SkittleMonster> !pick 5
[22:17:04] <dishnet34> !pick 7
[22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response.
[22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What ended my last relationship? A passionate Latino lover.
[22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What ended my last relationship? BEES?
[22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What ended my last relationship? Auschwitz.
[22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What ended my last relationship? Chunks of dead prostitute.
[22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What ended my last relationship? Sexy pillow fights.
[22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What ended my last relationship? An M16 assault rifle.
[22:17:08] <BrewersFuzz> lol i'm picking these without knowing what i'm picking
[22:17:16] <philliesfan136> !pick 4
[22:17:16] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked dishnet34's response: 00,01 What ended my last relationship? Chunks of dead prostitute.
[22:17:16] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 A passionate Latino lover  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 BEES?  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Auschwitz  · dtigers 01,00 Sexy pillow fights  · Zumikaku 01,00 An M16 assault rifle 
[22:17:16] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (4) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (3) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22:17:17] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster will be the Card Czar for Round 22.
[22:17:19] <Possebot> ._>* Sorry everyone, I just __________. 
[22:17:20] <dishnet34> yay
[22:17:24] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:17:26] <dtigers> ds' answer though
[22:17:29] <dishnet34> !pick 9
[22:17:29] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 9
[22:17:30] <darkshade> !pick 6
[22:17:32] <darkshade> hehh
[22:17:34] <Zumikaku> !pick 1
[22:17:35] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:17:40] <SkittleMonster> !pick 6
[22:17:42] <dtigers> !pick 2
[22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. SkittleMonster, please pick the best response.
[22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Sorry everyone, I just a cooler full of organs.
[22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Sorry everyone, I just deflowering the princess.
[22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Sorry everyone, I just Fauxbola.
[22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Sorry everyone, I just #DENvsNE
[22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Sorry everyone, I just finger painting.
[22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 6. Sorry everyone, I just the milk man.
[22:17:51] <dtigers> #DENvsNE lmao
[22:17:55] <philliesfan136> FauxBola? whattt
[22:17:56] <SkittleMonster> these all suck
[22:17:58] <BrewersFuzz> lol I just the milk man.
[22:17:59] <dishnet34> LOL #DENvsNE
[22:18:00] <BrewersFuzz> sorry
[22:18:] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4
[22:18:] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster picked philliesfan136's response: 00,01 Sorry everyone, I just #DENvsNE
[22:18:] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 A cooler full of organs  · darkshade 01,00 Deflowering the princess  · dishnet34 01,00 Fauxbola  · Zumikaku 01,00 Finger painting  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 The milk man 
[22:18:] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (4) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (3) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (2) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22:18:] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 23.
[22:18:16] <Possebot> ._>* What are some of your crazy middle school stories? 
[22:18:18] <philliesfan136> thankss
[22:18:24] <dtigers> AskReddit
[22:18:27] <darkshade> !pick 5
[22:18:28] <SkittleMonster> can we skip questions?
[22:18:30] <dishnet34> !pick 9
[22:18:31] <philliesfan136> !pick 9
[22:18:36] <darkshade> yeah next game I'm going to try to turn off that feature
[22:18:37] <BrewersFuzz> oh yay
[22:18:41] <dtigers> !pick 1
[22:18:42] <Zumikaku> !pick 1
[22:18:44] <BrewersFuzz> i can participate when i get to pick
[22:18:47] <SkittleMonster> !pick 1
[22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response.
[22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Cheating in the Special Olympics.
[22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Mouth herpes.
[22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? The Hamburglar.
[22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
[22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Praying the gay away.
[22:18:48] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Selfie-conscious.
[22:18:52] <philliesfan136> brewers, did you pick the milkman?
[22:19:02] <BrewersFuzz> haha yeah
[22:19:03] <dishnet34> He sure did.
[22:19:10] <philliesfan136> I mean knowingly
[22:19:13] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1
[22:19:] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked dtigers's response: 00,01 What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Cheating in the Special Olympics.
[22:19:] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 01,00 Mouth herpes  · philliesfan136 01,00 The Hamburglar  · darkshade 01,00 Genetically engineered super-soldiers  · Zumikaku 01,00 Praying the gay away  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Selfie-conscious 
[22:19:] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (3) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (2) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22:19:] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 24.
[22:19:15] <BrewersFuzz> oh no
[22:19:16] <Possebot> ._>* After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans. 
[22:19:21] <dishnet34> !hand
[22:19:23] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:19:23] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:19:23] <dtigers> !hand
[22:19:28] <darkshade> !hand
[22:19:30] <BrewersFuzz> i can't knowingly pick anything right now, except when i'm czar
[22:19:31] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:19:34] <dishnet34> !pick 2
[22:19:35] <darkshade> !pick 5
[22:19:35] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1
[22:19:36] <dtigers> !pick 1
[22:19:41] <SkittleMonster> !pick 8
[22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response.
[22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* 1. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought Skeletor to the people of New Orleans.
[22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* 2. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him) to the people of New Orleans.
[22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* 3. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought a moment of silence to the people of New Orleans.
[22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* 4. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought heteronormativity to the people of New Orleans.
[22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* 5. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought puppies! to the people of New Orleans.
[22:19:42] <Possebot> ._>* 6. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought beating your wives to the people of New Orleans.
[22:19:50] <philliesfan136> puppies! :D
[22:19:56] <philliesfan136> a moment of silence, lol
[22:20:00] <BrewersFuzz> #3 #respect
[22:20:02] <Zumikaku> oh god these are all great
[22:20:11] <Zumikaku> !pick 5
[22:20:11] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked SkittleMonster's response: 00,01 After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought puppies! to the people of New Orleans.
[22:20:11] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Skeletor  · dishnet34 01,00 Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him)  · dtigers 01,00 A moment of silence  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Heteronormativity  · philliesfan136 01,00 Beating your wives 
[22:20:11] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (4) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (2) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22:20:12] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 25.
[22:20:] <Possebot> ._>* In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________. 
[22:20:19] <dtigers> !hand
[22:20:19] <dishnet34> Oh boy.
[22:20:21] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:20:23] <darkshade> !hand
[22:20:24] <dtigers> wish I still had white people
[22:20:27] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:20:29] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 3
[22:20:32] <dtigers> !pick 2
[22:20:33] <dishnet34> And dtigers is the card czar. Oh boy.
[22:20:33] <darkshade> !pick 2
[22:20:34] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4
[22:20:34] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:20:34] <dishnet34> !hand
[22:20:36] <Zumikaku> !pick 1
[22:20:37] <darkshade> mine is so appropriate
[22:20:43] <dtigers> whoops I tried to play a card
[22:20:45] <dishnet34> !pick 6
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated the Jews.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated soup that is too hot.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated hope.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated Detroit Lions.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 5. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated historically black colleges.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 6. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated the Holy Bible.
[22:20:45] <dtigers> lol
[22:20:57] <philliesfan136> #4 XD
[22:21:00] <dtigers> !pick 2
[22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated soup that is too hot.
[22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 The Jews  · darkshade 01,00 Hope  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Detroit Lions  · Zumikaku 01,00 Historically black colleges  · dishnet34 01,00 The Holy Bible 
[22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (4) · philliesfan136 (2) · dishnet34 (2) · BrewersFuzz (1)
[22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 will be the Card Czar for Round 26.
[22:21:02] <BrewersFuzz> lol
[22:21:03] <Possebot> ._>* In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency. 
[22:21:04] <SkittleMonster> no love for the lions!
[22:21:07] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:21:08] <BrewersFuzz> OMG I WON
[22:21:08] <dtigers> with a shoutout to 4
[22:21:10] <darkshade> so many good answers
[22:21:13] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:21:16] <dtigers> if this was 08 Lions would've won
[22:21:16] <Zumikaku> !pick 3
[22:21:17] <BrewersFuzz> HOW
[22:21:17] <Possebot> YOU KILLED BRADY!
[22:21:22] <BrewersFuzz> HOW DID I DO THAT
[22:21:22] <Possebot> HI
[22:21:26] <darkshade> lel
[22:21:27] <SkittleMonster> !pick 7
[22:21:28] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:21:32] <darkshade> !hand
[22:21:32] <dtigers> !pick 4
[22:21:34] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 5
[22:21:41] <darkshade> !pick 2
[22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dishnet34, please pick the best response.
[22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, nipple blades will be our currency.
[22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, brown people will be our currency.
[22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, inappropriate yodeling will be our currency.
[22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, the forbidden fruit will be our currency.
[22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 5. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, roofies will be our currency.
[22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 6. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, George Clooney's musk will be our currency.
[22:21:52] <dtigers> 2
[22:21:53] <dtigers> 2
[22:21:53] <dtigers> 2
[22:21:53] <dtigers> 2
[22:21:53] <dtigers> 2
[22:21:54] <dtigers> 2
[22:21:55] <philliesfan136> jesus 2
[22:21:57] <Zumikaku> 2
[22:22:04] <Zumikaku> it's the only option
[22:22:05] <dtigers> 2
[22:22:07] <dishnet34> lol
[22:22:08] <dtigers> two
[22:22:08] <dtigers> too
[22:22:09] <dtigers> to
[22:22:11] <darkshade> THE MUSK
[22:22:11] <Possebot> AHAHAHA
[22:22:19] <dishnet34> !pick 2
[22:22:19] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 picked SkittleMonster's response: 00,01 In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, brown people will be our currency.
[22:22:19] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 Nipple blades  · dtigers 01,00 Inappropriate yodeling  · philliesfan136 01,00 The forbidden fruit  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Roofies  · darkshade 01,00 George Clooney's musk 
[22:22:19] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · SkittleMonster (5) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · philliesfan136 (2) · dishnet34 (2) · BrewersFuzz (1)
[22:22:20] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 27.
[22:22:20] <BrewersFuzz> 3 or 6 i'd say
[22:22:21] <dtigers> YOU'RE NOT REAL POSSEBOT
[22:22:21] <Possebot> HI
[22:22:22] <Possebot> ._>* What is the worst thread to reach the front page? 
[22:22:23] <dtigers> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL
[22:22:23] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS
[22:22:31] <dtigers> WHOA
[22:22:31] <Possebot> HI
[22:22:33] <dtigers> HI
[22:22:33] <Possebot> HOW DID I DO THAT
[22:22:37] <darkshade> !hand
[22:22:37] <SkittleMonster> it's alive!
[22:22:41] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:22:44] <Zumikaku> !pick 1
[22:22:44] <dishnet34> !pick 10
[22:22:45] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 7
[22:22:47] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:22:47] <darkshade> !pick 8
[22:22:53] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:22:57] <SkittleMonster> !hand 4
[22:22:59] <philliesfan136> he's got you, tigers
[22:23:02] <dtigers> !pick 1
[22:23:04] <dtigers> holy shit
[22:23:06] <darkshade> !pick 8
[22:23:11] <dtigers> possebot i challenge you to a duel
[22:23:12] <darkshade> Did it break
[22:23:20] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4
[22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response.
[22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Justin Bieber.
[22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? The heart of a child.
[22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Tom Cruise.
[22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Notre Dame Football.
[22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Passable transvestites.
[22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Jibber-jabber.
[22:23:41] <dtigers> omg 3
[22:23:50] <dtigers> it actually makes sense
[22:24:18] <dtigers> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comme ... ut_already
[22:24:28] <dishnet34> lol
[22:24:46] <SkittleMonster> darkshade? you dead?
[22:24:51] <darkshade> my bad
[22:24:56] <darkshade> !pick 3
[22:24:56] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Tom Cruise.
[22:24:57] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 01,00 Justin Bieber  · dtigers 01,00 The heart of a child  · Zumikaku 01,00 Notre Dame Football  · philliesfan136 01,00 Passable transvestites  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Jibber-jabber 
[22:24:57] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · SkittleMonster (5) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · BrewersFuzz (2) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (2)
[22:24:57] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 28.
[22:24:59] <Possebot> ._>* War! What is it good for? 
[22:24:59] <BrewersFuzz> hey i picked 3 lol thanks for backing me up dtigers
[22:25:02] <darkshade> I was looking at the code
[22:25:07] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22:25:07] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:25:09] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:25:12] <darkshade> !pick 5
[22:25:] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 2
[22:25:17] <dishnet34> !pick 1
[22:25:17] <philliesfan136> !pick 9
[22:25:18] <dtigers> !pick 10
[22:25:23] <Zumikaku> !pick 4
[22:25:24] <SkittleMonster> !pick 5
[22:25:24] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response.
[22:25:24] <Possebot> ._>* 1. War! What is it good for? Insatiable bloodlust.
[22:25:24] <Possebot> ._>* 2. War! What is it good for? Stalin.
[22:25:24] <Possebot> ._>* 3. War! What is it good for? Multiple stab wounds.
[22:25:27] <BrewersFuzz> DISH AND PHILLIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED
[22:25:27] <Possebot> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL
[22:25:37] <philliesfan136> !pick 2
[22:25:50] <BrewersFuzz> dead
[22:25:54] <darkshade> haha it broke
[22:25:55] <SkittleMonster> wut happened
[22:25:56] <darkshade> !score
[22:25:56] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · SkittleMonster (5) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · BrewersFuzz (2) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (2)
[22:25:57] <philliesfan136> hm.
[22:26:00] <darkshade> try again
[22:26:04] <dishnet34> !pick 1
[22:26:05] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response.
[22:26:05] <Possebot> ._>* 1. War! What is it good for? Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
[22:26:12] <philliesfan136> !pick 1
[22:26:12] <SkittleMonster> wut
[22:26:13] <darkshade> yeah its borked
[22:26:18] <BrewersFuzz> lol
[22:26:19] <SkittleMonster> damn
[22:26:19] <philliesfan136> I only got a few responses
[22:26:20] <dtigers> Zumi wins!
[22:26:21] <darkshade> Starting new game, Zumi wins
[22:26:24] <dishnet34> Zumi wins! New game!
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[22:26:25] <BrewersFuzz> gg
[22:26:26] <philliesfan136> I actually didn't know I was the czar
[22:26:30] <SkittleMonster> welp, i gotta go to bed
[22:26:31] <Zumikaku> I'd like to thank the academy
[22:26:36] <BrewersFuzz> lol
[22:26:46] <dishnet34> Ah well, I gotta get to sleep soon. GG, y'all.
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[22:26:51] <darkshade> gg
[22:26:53] <SkittleMonster> !leave
[22:26:55] <Zumikaku> gg
[22:26:59] <dishnet34> !leave
[22:27:00] <darkshade> !start first to 10
[22:27:04] <dtigers> !join
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[22:27:05] <darkshade> !cards first to 10
[22:27:06] <Possebot> ._>* Cards Against Humanity *<_. will begin in a minute. Want to !join us?
[22:27:08] <darkshade> !join
[22:27:08] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade is our 1st player.
[22:27:09] <philliesfan136> !join
[22:27:09] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 is our 2nd player.
[22:27:09] <dtigers> !join
[22:27:10] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers is our 3rd player.
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[22:27:11] <BrewersFuzz> am i fixed
[22:27:15] <Zumikaku> !join
[22:27:15] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku is our 4th player.
[22:27:17] <darkshade> I think so
[22:27:17] <BrewersFuzz> !join
[22:27:17] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz is our 5th player.
[22:27:18] <darkshade> try
[22:27:22] <darkshade> I think thats everyone
[22:27:24] <darkshade> !start
[22:27:24] <Possebot> ._>* Cards Against Humanity *<_. begins!
[22:27:24] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (0) · dtigers (0) · philliesfan136 (0) · darkshade (0) · BrewersFuzz (0)
[22:27:25] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 1.
[22:27:27] <Possebot> ._>* This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits. 
[22:27:40] <philliesfan136> !pick 6
[22:27:40] <dtigers> !pick 1
[22:27:41] <darkshade> !pick 2
[22:27:49] <Zumikaku> !pick 1
[22:27:49] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response.
[22:27:49] <Possebot> ._>* 1. This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only Santa Claus and his wits.
[22:27:49] <Possebot> ._>* 2. This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only dying and his wits.
[22:27:49] <Possebot> ._>* 3. This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only a bleached asshole and his wits.
[22:27:49] <Possebot> ._>* 4. This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only Skeletor and his wits.
[22:28:16] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 3 lmao
[22:28:16] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked dtigers's response: 00,01 This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only a bleached asshole and his wits.
[22:28:17] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Santa Claus  · philliesfan136 01,00 Dying  · Zumikaku 01,00 Skeletor 
[22:28:17] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (0) · darkshade (0) · BrewersFuzz (0) · Zumikaku (0)
[22:28:17] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 2.
[22:28:19] <Possebot> ._>* Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________. 
[22:28:26] <BrewersFuzz> hey it worked!
[22:28:27] <darkshade> Did that work for you BrewersFuzz
[22:28:29] <darkshade> cool
[22:28:37] <darkshade> !pick 5
[22:28:38] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 3
[22:28:40] <philliesfan136> !pick 6
[22:28:41] <darkshade> Oh man mine is bad
[22:28:42] <darkshade> I might go to hell
[22:28:45] <BrewersFuzz> yep it's working
[22:28:46] <BrewersFuzz> thx
[22:28:56] <dtigers> do you have a disease, DS?
[22:29:01] <dtigers> !pick 10
[22:29:01] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response.
[22:29:01] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to the clitoris.
[22:29:01] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to horse meat.
[22:29:01] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to eugenics.
[22:29:01] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to boogers.
[22:29:15] <dtigers> I think there's a smallpox blankets card
[22:29:20] <darkshade> yeah there is
[22:29:20] <BrewersFuzz> lolol
[22:29:25] <BrewersFuzz> really?
[22:29:40] <Zumikaku> !pick
[22:29:41] <Zumikaku> dangit I couldn't decide!
[22:29:41] <Zumikaku> !pick 1
[22:29:41] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to the clitoris.
[22:29:41] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Horse meat  · darkshade 01,00 Eugenics  · dtigers 01,00 Boogers 
[22:29:41] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (0) · darkshade (0) · Zumikaku (0)
[22:29:41] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 3.
[22:29:43] <Possebot> ._>* Coming to Broadway this season, _______: The Musical. 
[22:29:44] <darkshade> heh
[22:29:47] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya
[22:29:53] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:29:57] <philliesfan136> awww yeahhh
[22:29:59] <Zumikaku> !pick 4
[22:30:06] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 9
[22:30:] <darkshade> !pick 2
[22:30:15] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response.
[22:30:15] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Coming to Broadway this season, Foreskin: The Musical.
[22:30:15] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Coming to Broadway this season, Pulling Out: The Musical.
[22:30:15] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Coming to Broadway this season, The Amish: The Musical.
[22:30:15] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Coming to Broadway this season, Darkshade: The Musical.
[22:30:24] <BrewersFuzz> lmao
[22:30:28] <dtigers> !pick 2
[22:30:29] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 Coming to Broadway this season, Pulling Out: The Musical.
[22:30:29] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 Foreskin  · darkshade 01,00 The Amish  · philliesfan136 01,00 Darkshade 
[22:30:29] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (2) · dtigers (1) · darkshade (0) · Zumikaku (0) · philliesfan136 (0)
[22:30:29] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 4.
[22:30:31] <Possebot> ._>* I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________. 
[22:30:32] <Zumikaku> Oh *(censored)* these are all great
[22:30:34] <Zumikaku> DS, how did you get your own card?
[22:30:41] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya
[22:30:43] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya
[22:30:45] <BrewersFuzz> winning
[22:30:47] <philliesfan136> aww, no DS musical?
[22:30:48] <dtigers> !pick 1
[22:30:49] <darkshade> haha
[22:30:52] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:31:00] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4
[22:31:06] <philliesfan136> !pick 7
[22:31:10] <darkshade> !pick 10
[22:31:25] <Zumikaku> !pick 7
[22:31:26] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response.
[22:31:26] <Possebot> ._>* 1. I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for riding off into the sunset.
[22:31:26] <Possebot> ._>* 2. I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for world peace.
[22:31:26] <Possebot> ._>* 3. I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for hope.
[22:31:26] <Possebot> ._>* 4. I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for dying of dysentery.
[22:31:37] <darkshade> yeah I needed that manual
[22:31:44] <philliesfan136> !pick 4
[22:31:44] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for dying of dysentery.
[22:31:44] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Riding off into the sunset  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 World peace  · dtigers 01,00 Hope 
[22:31:44] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (2) · Zumikaku (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (0) · darkshade (0)
[22:31:44] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 5.
[22:31:46] <Possebot> ._>* Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage. 
[22:31:58] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:32:00] <dtigers> !pick 6
[22:32:09] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 7
[22:32:11] <Zumikaku> !pick 10
[22:32:11] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response.
[22:32:11] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Major League Baseball has banned man meat for giving players an unfair advantage.
[22:32:11] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Major League Baseball has banned a brain tumor for giving players an unfair advantage.
[22:32:11] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Major League Baseball has banned a middle-aged man on roller skates for giving players an unfair advantage.
[22:32:11] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Major League Baseball has banned friction for giving players an unfair advantage.
[22:32:23] <philliesfan136> oh god 2
[22:32:32] <darkshade> yeah thats good
[22:32:33] <dtigers> and 1
[22:32:33] <darkshade> !pick 2
[22:32:34] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 Major League Baseball has banned a brain tumor for giving players an unfair advantage.
[22:32:34] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 Man meat  · philliesfan136 01,00 A middle-aged man on roller skates  · dtigers 01,00 Friction 
[22:32:34] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (3) · Zumikaku (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (0) · darkshade (0)
[22:32:34] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 6.
[22:32:36] <Possebot> ._>* Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _______. 
[22:32:37] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya
[22:32:44] <BrewersFuzz> i'm a terrible person
[22:32:48] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22:32:50] <darkshade> !pick 5
[22:32:53] <dtigers> !pick 10
[22:32:56] <philliesfan136> !pick 7
[22:32:59] <Zumikaku> !pick 6
[22:32:59] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response.
[22:32:59] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Same-sex Ice Dancing.
[22:32:59] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Emma Watson.
[22:32:59] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Former President George W. Bush.
[22:32:59] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Date Rape.
[22:33:01] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 10
[22:33:08] <darkshade> ooh emma watson's chamers
[22:33:09] <BrewersFuzz> oh i'm judge lol
[22:33:] <darkshade> chambers*
[22:33:18] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4
[22:33:18] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked philliesfan136's response: 00,01 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Date Rape.
[22:33:18] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Same-sex ice dancing  · Zumikaku 01,00 Emma Watson  · dtigers 01,00 Former President George W. Bush 
[22:33:18] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (3) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · Zumikaku (1) · darkshade (0)
[22:33:19] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 7.
[22:33:21] <Possebot> ._>* __________. High five, bro. 
[22:33:24] <Zumikaku> Oh come on!
[22:33:29] <Zumikaku> Not Emma Watson's chamber?
[22:33:29] <dtigers> Zumi should've won
[22:33:30] <philliesfan136> thankss
[22:33:32] <darkshade> !pick 10
[22:33:36] <dtigers> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE
[22:33:36] <Possebot> BALLS
[22:33:37] <Zumikaku> lol
[22:33:37] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 10
[22:33:46] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:33:48] <dtigers> !pick 7
[22:33:48] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response.
[22:33:48] <Possebot> ._>* 1. An icepick lobotomy. High five, bro.
[22:33:48] <Possebot> ._>* 2. BATMAN!!! High five, bro.
[22:33:48] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Wifely duties. High five, bro.
[22:33:48] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Genital piercings. High five, bro.
[22:34:06] <Zumikaku> !pick 4
[22:34:06] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 Genital piercings. High five, bro.
[22:34:06] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 An icepick lobotomy  · dtigers 01,00 BATMAN!!!  · philliesfan136 01,00 Wifely duties 
[22:34:06] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (4) · philliesfan136 (1) · Zumikaku (1) · dtigers (1) · darkshade (0)
[22:34:07] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 8.
[22:34:09] <Possebot> ._>* What's there a ton of in heaven? 
[22:34:10] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya
[22:34:16] <Zumikaku> dammit we shouldn't have let Brewers see his cards
[22:34:18] <darkshade> !pick 1
[22:34:19] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 6
[22:34:25] <Zumikaku> !pick 5
[22:34:25] <philliesfan136> !pick 1
[22:34:25] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response.
[22:34:25] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What's there a ton of in heaven? Altar boys.
[22:34:25] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What's there a ton of in heaven? Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
[22:34:25] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What's there a ton of in heaven? Being a dick to children.
[22:34:25] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What's there a ton of in heaven? Land mines.
[22:34:26] <darkshade> i'll just ban him later
[22:34:37] <BrewersFuzz> lol
[22:34:42] <BrewersFuzz> compliment taken
[22:34:57] <dtigers> !pick 2
[22:34:57] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 What's there a ton of in heaven? Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
[22:34:57] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Altar boys  · philliesfan136 01,00 Being a dick to children  · Zumikaku 01,00 Land mines 
[22:34:57] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (5) · Zumikaku (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · darkshade (0)
[22:34:57] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 9.
[22:34:59] <Possebot> ._>* I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________. 
[22:35:00] <dtigers> god damn it
[22:35:01] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya
[22:35:05] <BrewersFuzz> lol
[22:35:11] <darkshade> !pick 3 8
[22:35:] <Zumikaku> !pick 8 7
[22:35:15] <dtigers> !pick 8 1
[22:35:34] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 2 6
[22:35:34] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response.
[22:35:34] <Possebot> ._>* 1. I never truly understood The Little Engine That Could until I encountered David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning.
[22:35:34] <Possebot> ._>* 2. I never truly understood being marginalized until I encountered Ronald Reagan.
[22:35:34] <Possebot> ._>* 3. I never truly understood a Gypsy curse until I encountered Gandalf.
[22:35:34] <Possebot> ._>* 4. I never truly understood historically black colleges until I encountered racially-biased SAT questions.
[22:35:43] <philliesfan136> !pick 4
[22:35:43] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 I never truly understood historically black colleges until I encountered racially-biased SAT questions.
[22:35:43] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 The Little Engine That Could  01,00 David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning  · Zumikaku 01,00 Being marginalized  01,00 Ronald Reagan  · darkshade 01,00 A Gypsy curse  01,00 Gandalf 
[22:35:43] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (6) · Zumikaku (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · darkshade (0)
[22:35:43] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 10.
[22:35:45] <Possebot> ._>* What's the new fad diet? 
[22:35:47] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya
[22:36:01] <philliesfan136> !pick 1
[22:36:02] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4
[22:36:07] <darkshade> !pick your butt
[22:36:09] <Zumikaku> !pick 2
[22:36:10] <dtigers> !pick 9
[22:36:10] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response.
[22:36:10] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What's the new fad diet? Exchanging pleasantries.
[22:36:10] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What's the new fad diet? Children on leashes.
[22:36:10] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What's the new fad diet? A moment of silence.
[22:36:10] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What's the new fad diet? Being rich.
[22:36:18] <darkshade> !pick 4
[22:36:18] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 What's the new fad diet? Being rich.
[22:36:18] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 Exchanging pleasantries  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Children on leashes  · philliesfan136 01,00 A moment of silence 
[22:36:18] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (6) · Zumikaku (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · darkshade (0)
[22:36:18] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 11.
[22:36:20] <Possebot> ._>* _______ and _______: The next superhero/sidekick duo! 
[22:36:23] <BrewersFuzz> bummer
[22:36:26] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:36:27] <dtigers> !hand
[22:36:31] <darkshade> !pick 7 2
[22:36:33] <BrewersFuzz> thought i had that one too lol
[22:36:35] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:36:36] <Zumikaku> !hand
[22:36:38] <dtigers> !pick 5 6
[22:36:45] <Zumikaku> !pick 8 9
[22:36:46] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:37:03] <philliesfan136> !pick 5 9
[22:37:03] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response.
[22:37:03] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Two Midgets Shitting Into A Bucket and Carnies: The next superhero/sidekick duo!
[22:37:03] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Neil Patrick Harris and Natalie Portman: The next superhero/sidekick duo!
[22:37:03] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Tom Cruise and Aaron Burr: The next superhero/sidekick duo!
[22:37:03] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Leprosy and Ghosts: The next superhero/sidekick duo!
[22:37:16] <BrewersFuzz> i dislike aaron burr
[22:37:17] <dtigers> 2 and 3 are actual people hahaha
[22:37:28] <BrewersFuzz> i'm torn between 1 and 2
[22:37:41] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1
[22:37:41] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 Two Midgets Shitting Into A Bucket and Carnies: The next superhero/sidekick duo!
[22:37:42] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 Neil Patrick Harris  01,00 Natalie Portman  · darkshade 01,00 Tom Cruise  01,00 Aaron Burr  · philliesfan136 01,00 Leprosy  01,00 Ghosts 
[22:37:42] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (6) · Zumikaku (3) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · darkshade (0)
[22:37:42] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 12.
[22:37:44] <Possebot> ._>* In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________. 
[22:37:45] <dtigers> damn you
[22:37:46] <BrewersFuzz> midgets are funny lol
[22:37:47] <dtigers> !hand
[22:37:51] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:37:59] <philliesfan136> !pick 1 2
[22:38:04] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 5 3
[22:38:06] <darkshade> !pick 2 6
[22:38:08] <dtigers> !pick 7 10
[22:38:09] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response.
[22:38:09] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is a crappy little hand trapped in the body of tangled Slinkys.
[22:38:09] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is the homosexual agenda trapped in the body of a stray pube.
[22:38:09] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is American Gladiators trapped in the body of Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
[22:38:09] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is Lance Armstrong's missing testicle trapped in the body of Kanye West.
[22:38:20] <philliesfan136> lmao 4
[22:38:34] <Zumikaku> !pick 4
[22:38:34] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is Lance Armstrong's missing testicle trapped in the body of Kanye West.
[22:38:34] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 A crappy little hand  01,00 Tangled Slinkys  · dtigers 01,00 The homosexual agenda  01,00 A stray pube  · philliesfan136 01,00 American Gladiators  01,00 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards 
[22:38:34] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (3) · philliesfan136 (1) · dtigers (1) · darkshade (0)
[22:38:35] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 13.
[22:38:37] <Possebot> ._>* In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________. 
[22:38:39] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya
[22:38:45] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:38:49] <darkshade> !pick 5 8
[22:38:54] <dtigers> Brewers hustled all of us
[22:38:54] <Zumikaku> !pick 8 10
[22:39:07] <dtigers> "What is CAH" *proceeds to slaughter everyone*
[22:39:09] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 8 9
[22:39:13] <philliesfan136> !pick 1 10
[22:39:13] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response.
[22:39:13] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In a world ravaged by the unstoppable tide of Islam, our only solace is a death ray.
[22:39:13] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In a world ravaged by hot people, our only solace is a subscription to Men's Fitness.
[22:39:13] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In a world ravaged by smegma, our only solace is flesh-eating bacteria.
[22:39:13] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In a world ravaged by golden showers, our only solace is mathletes.
[22:39:37] <dtigers> I like 1 and 3
[22:39:44] <dtigers> !pick 1
[22:39:44] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked darkshade's response: 00,01 In a world ravaged by the unstoppable tide of Islam, our only solace is a death ray.
[22:39:44] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz 01,00 Hot people  01,00 A subscription to Men's Fitness  · Zumikaku 01,00 Smegma  01,00 Flesh-eating bacteria  · philliesfan136 01,00 Golden showers  01,00 Mathletes 
[22:39:44] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (3) · darkshade (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1)
[22:39:44] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round .
[22:39:44] <BrewersFuzz> do ya
[22:39:46] <Possebot> ._>* What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? 
[22:39:52] <darkshade> our only true solace
[22:40:02] <darkshade> !pick 7
[22:40:03] <dtigers> got damn mooslims
[22:40:06] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 2
[22:40:12] <Zumikaku> !pick 4
[22:40:] <dtigers> !pick 3
[22:40:] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response.
[22:40:] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? An asymmetric boob job.
[22:40:] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Fabricating statistics.
[22:40:] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? One trillion dollars.
[22:40:] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Raptor attacks.
[22:40:36] <philliesfan136> !pick 2
[22:40:36] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked darkshade's response: 00,01 What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Fabricating statistics.
[22:40:36] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 An asymmetric boob job  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 One trillion dollars  · dtigers 01,00 Raptor attacks 
[22:40:36] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (3) · darkshade (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1)
[22:40:36] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 15.
[22:40:38] <Possebot> ._>* I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________. 
[22:40:39] <darkshade> YES
[22:40:40] <Possebot> AHAHAHA
[22:40:44] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:40:44] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22:40:46] <dtigers> !hand
[22:40:50] <philliesfan136> hm, not seeing my hands right now
[22:40:54] <dtigers> !pick 4
[22:40:55] <Zumikaku> !hand
[22:40:58] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:41:03] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 10
[22:41:07] <Zumikaku> !pick 7
[22:41:10] <philliesfan136> !pick7
[22:41:13] <philliesfan136> !pick 7
[22:41:13] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response.
[22:41:13] <Possebot> ._>* 1. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with Dorito breath.
[22:41:13] <Possebot> ._>* 2. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with a gentle caress of the inner thigh.
[22:41:13] <Possebot> ._>* 3. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with being a *(censored)* sorcerer.
[22:41:13] <Possebot> ._>* 4. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with waiting 'til marriage.
[22:41:19] <dtigers> 2 omg
[22:41:20] <BrewersFuzz> 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
[22:41:22] <darkshade> haha
[22:41:24] <darkshade> !pick 2
[22:41:24] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with a gentle caress of the inner thigh.
[22:41:24] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 Dorito breath  · philliesfan136 01,00 Being a *(censored)* sorcerer  · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Waiting 'til marriage 
[22:41:24] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (4) · darkshade (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1)
[22:41:24] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 16.
[22:41:26] <Possebot> ._>* In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________. 
[22:41:31] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:41:33] <dtigers> !hand
[22:41:34] <BrewersFuzz> !hand
[22:41:36] <darkshade> !pick 8
[22:41:37] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1
[22:41:47] <philliesfan136> !pick 3
[22:41:52] <dtigers> !pick 6
[22:41:53] <Zumikaku> !hand
[22:42:05] <Zumikaku> !pick 9
[22:42:05] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response.
[22:42:05] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about used panties.
[22:42:05] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about lumberjack fantasies.
[22:42:05] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
[22:42:05] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about peeing a little bit.
[22:42:07] <BrewersFuzz> oh shit i had a really good one for this!
[22:42:07] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:42:20] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1
[22:42:20] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about used panties.
[22:42:20] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Lumberjack fantasies  · philliesfan136 01,00 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars  · dtigers 01,00 Peeing a little bit 
[22:42:20] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (5) · darkshade (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1)
[22:42:20] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 17.
[22:42:22] <Possebot> ._>* What never fails to liven up the party? 
[22:42:24] <BrewersFuzz> damn zumi
[22:42:26] <dtigers> !hand
[22:42:28] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:42:32] *** Quits: philliesfan136 ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed)
[22:42:36] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 10
[22:42:38] <dtigers> !pick 8
[22:42:39] <darkshade> !pick 7
[22:42:40] *** Joins: philliesfan136 ([email protected])
[22:42:44] <philliesfan136> !join
[22:42:45] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 is already in the game.
[22:42:52] <darkshade> try !hand again
[22:42:52] <BrewersFuzz> welcome, philliesfan136
[22:43:01] <philliesfan136> okay I will
[22:43:03] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:43:15] <philliesfan136> !pick 4
[22:43:25] <darkshade> hmm
[22:43:27] <BrewersFuzz> what's going on
[22:43:28] <philliesfan136> not getting anything.
[22:43:48] <darkshade> !score
[22:43:48] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (5) · darkshade (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1)
[22:43:50] <darkshade> !hand
[22:43:57] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:44:09] <darkshade> Damn
[22:44:] <darkshade> This worked wonderfully the other day
[22:44:23] <philliesfan136> is it bad service on my end?
[22:44:25] <BrewersFuzz> i had a good card for this lol
[22:44:29] <philliesfan136> was working fine a minute ago
[22:44:34] <darkshade> No it's the bot I think
[22:44:49] <darkshade> !cah
[22:44:54] <dtigers> POSSEBOT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
[22:44:54] <Possebot> HELLO
[22:44:58] <dtigers> DON'T HELLO ME
[22:44:58] <Possebot> DTIGERS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
[22:45:03] <dtigers> EXCUSE ME???
[22:45:03] <Possebot> D:
[22:45:08] <dtigers> THAT'S RIGHT
[22:45:08] <Possebot> DON'T HELLO
[22:45:08] <BrewersFuzz> lol
[22:45:13] <dtigers> I DIDN'T
[22:45:13] <Possebot> HOW DID I DO THAT
[22:45:18] <dtigers> HOW DID YOU DO WHAT
[22:45:18] <Possebot> HOW DID I DO THAT
[22:45:21] <dtigers> WHAT IS THAT
[22:45:21] <Possebot> DTIGERS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
[22:45:25] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU GUY
[22:45:26] <Possebot> DTIGERS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
[22:45:30] <BrewersFuzz> basic bot
[22:45:31] <dtigers> MY SHIT IS TOGETHER
[22:45:31] <Possebot> TRYING TO BE REAL
[22:45:35] <dtigers> I AM *(censored)* REAL
[22:45:35] <Possebot> THAT'S RIGHT
[22:45:37] <dtigers> YOU ARE NOT REAL
[22:45:38] <Possebot> HOW
[22:45:41] <Zumikaku> I looked away for 2 seconds and dtigers is getting served by a bot
[22:45:42] <dtigers> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW
[22:45:42] <Possebot> KILLED BRADY!
[22:45:46] <dtigers> I DID NOT
[22:45:46] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE
[22:45:50] <BrewersFuzz> lol
[22:45:51] <philliesfan136> *gasps*
[22:45:53] <dtigers> YOU'RE DAMN *(censored)* RIGHT
[22:45:53] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS
[22:45:56] <dtigers> HEY NOW
[22:45:57] <Possebot> DID NOT
[22:45:59] <BrewersFuzz> stop saying that
[22:46:02] <dtigers> DID TOO
[22:46:02] <Possebot> DO THAT
[22:46:07] <dtigers> DO WHAT
[22:46:07] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS
[22:46:12] <BrewersFuzz> that
[22:46:12] <dtigers> D:
[22:46:13] <Possebot> EXCUSE ME???
[22:46:18] <philliesfan136> YOU KILLED BRADY, BASTARDS
[22:46:18] <Possebot> DO WHAT
[22:46:21] <dtigers> D:
[22:46:21] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT
[22:46:24] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:46:24] <Possebot> I DID NOT
[22:46:24] <BrewersFuzz> that
[22:46:31] <Zumikaku> OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED BRADY!
[22:46:31] <Possebot> HEY NOW
[22:46:35] <dtigers> MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND
[22:46:35] <Possebot> DISH AND PHILLIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED
[22:46:44] <dtigers> DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT DISH AND PHILLIES
[22:46:44] <Possebot> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL
[22:46:46] <BrewersFuzz> lmao
[22:46:50] <Zumikaku> lol what has this chatroom become?
[22:46:59] <philliesfan136> HEY I AM NOT ASHAMED AT ALL
[22:46:59] <Possebot> I DIDN'T
[22:47:05] <philliesfan136> YEAH YOU DID
[22:47:05] <Possebot> YOU SHOULD STOP CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND
[22:47:09] <philliesfan136> NO YOU
[22:47:09] <Possebot> GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
[22:47:11] <BrewersFuzz> rekt
[22:47:12] <dtigers> THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
[22:47:12] <Possebot> MY SHIT TOGETHER
[22:47:17] <philliesfan136> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY
[22:47:17] <Possebot> PHILLIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED
[22:47:21] <dtigers> THAT'S NOT EVEN A COMPLETE SENTENCE
[22:47:21] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL
[22:47:24] <dtigers> YES I AM
[22:47:24] <Possebot> DO WHAT
[22:47:27] <dtigers> DO THIS
[22:47:27] <Possebot> HOW DID I DO
[22:47:28] <BrewersFuzz> UR MUM
[22:47:28] <Possebot> MY SHIT IS TOGETHER
[22:47:31] <dtigers> TERRIBLE
[22:47:31] <Possebot> DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT DISH AND PHILLIES
[22:47:34] <dtigers> NO IT AIN'T
[22:47:34] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED AT ALL
[22:47:34] <philliesfan136> SHOW ME MY HAND, BRO
[22:47:34] <Possebot> EXCUSE ME???
[22:47:35] <dtigers> I'M NOT
[22:47:35] <Possebot> NOT ASHAMED AT ALL
[22:47:41] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU
[22:47:41] <Possebot> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY
[22:47:43] <philliesfan136> OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT
[22:47:43] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT
[22:47:44] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU GUY
[22:47:44] <Possebot> THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
[22:47:49] <dtigers> I WILL NOT
[22:47:50] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:47:50] <philliesfan136> WHAT?
[22:47:50] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT
[22:47:51] <Zumikaku> I feel like DS is just sitting back and laughing at us all
[22:47:57] <dtigers> THIS
[22:47:58] <Possebot> DON'T HELLO ME
[22:47:58] <dtigers> THAT
[22:47:59] <Possebot> THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW
[22:48:05] <BrewersFuzz> OH
[22:48:05] <Possebot> THAT'S NOT EVEN A COMPLETE SENTENCE
[22:48:06] <philliesfan136> WHY I NEVER
[22:48:06] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT
[22:48:12] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:48:12] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE
[22:48:16] <BrewersFuzz> OH
[22:48:16] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:48:16] <dtigers> I ALREADY SAID THAT
[22:48:16] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE
[22:48:21] <dtigers> STOP REPEATING YOURSELF
[22:48:21] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:48:24] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:48:24] <Possebot> HOW DID YOU DO WHAT IS THAT
[22:48:29] <darkshade> good grief
[22:48:30] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:48:30] <Possebot> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW
[22:48:31] <Zumikaku> POSSEBOT KEEP YOUR OTP OUT OF THIS
[22:48:32] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL ZUMIKAKU
[22:48:35] <dtigers> I AM NOT A ROBOT
[22:48:35] <Possebot> I WILL NOT
[22:48:38] <dtigers> YOU WILL TOO
[22:48:38] <Possebot> I DID NOT
[22:48:38] <BrewersFuzz> OH
[22:48:38] <Possebot> NO YOU
[22:48:42] <Zumikaku> I AM NOT REAL
[22:48:42] <Possebot> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY
[22:48:43] <dtigers> BITCH
[22:48:43] <Possebot> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL
[22:48:48] <Zumikaku> MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A CUPCAKE
[22:48:48] <Possebot> TRYING TO BE REAL
[22:48:51] <philliesfan136> HE'S REAAALLLLL
[22:48:51] <Possebot> TERRIBLE
[22:48:57] <dtigers> UR TERRIBLE
[22:48:57] <Possebot> TERRIBLE
[22:49:01] <dtigers> TERRIBLE
[22:49:01] <Possebot> YES I AM
[22:49:01] <BrewersFuzz> TERRIBLE
[22:49:01] <Possebot> CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND
[22:49:03] <philliesfan136> TURRRIBLE
[22:49:03] <Possebot> TERRIBLE
[22:49:11] <philliesfan136> T-R-B-L
[22:49:11] <Possebot> MY SHIT IS TOGETHER
[22:49:13] <dtigers> HE AGREED TO BEING TERRIBLE
[22:49:13] <Possebot> NO YOU
[22:49:15] <dtigers> YES ME
[22:49:16] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS KEEP YOUR OTP OUT OF THIS
[22:49:17] <Zumikaku> YOUR SHIT AIN'T TOGETHER
[22:49:17] <Possebot> NO YOU
[22:49:23] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU RED POSSEBOT
[22:49:23] <Possebot> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW
[22:49:23] <Zumikaku> YOUR SHIT IS SPREAD OUT ALL OVER THE ROOM
[22:49:23] <Possebot> HOW DID YOU BUDDY
[22:49:27] <Zumikaku> THERE'S SHIT BEHIND THE COUCH
[22:49:27] <Possebot> DID TOO
[22:49:31] <Zumikaku> SHIT ON TOP OF THE COUNTER
[22:49:31] <Possebot> YEAH YOU DID
[22:49:34] <BrewersFuzz> lol it's gaining intelligence
[22:49:34] <Zumikaku> SHIT IN THE BABY'S DIAPER
[22:49:34] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL ZUMIKAKU
[22:49:38] <philliesfan136> :D
[22:49:39] <darkshade> OK do we want to try one last game
[22:49:47] <BrewersFuzz> but i was winning
[22:49:47] <dtigers> I'm going to go to bed
[22:49:49] <darkshade> !score
[22:49:49] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (5) · darkshade (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1)
[22:49:55] <darkshade> brewers wins this round
[22:49:56] <dtigers> Possebot wrecked me too hard to stay up any longer
[22:50:01] *** Quits: Possebot ([email protected]) (Quit)
[22:50:01] <philliesfan136> oh god, literally laughing out loud at the end
[22:50:04] <BrewersFuzz> i'd play for like 10 mins
[22:50:18] *** Joins: Possebot ([email protected])
[22:50:18] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Possebot
[22:50:22] *** Quits: dtigers ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed)
[22:50:23] <darkshade> !cah first to 10
[22:50:24] <Possebot> ._>* Cards Against Humanity *<_. will begin in a minute. Want to !join us?
[22:50:25] <Zumikaku> I think oughta call it a night too, guys.
[22:50:31] <BrewersFuzz> well
[22:50:32] <darkshade> Alrighty, gg
[22:50:33] <Zumikaku> We should do this again though
[22:50:37] <Zumikaku> !leave
[22:50:37] <darkshade> yeah
[22:50:45] <BrewersFuzz> yeah let's do this again
[22:50:46] <philliesfan136> That was fun.
[22:50:46] *** Quits: Zumikaku ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed)
[22:50:50] <BrewersFuzz> twas very fun
[22:50:57] <philliesfan136> !leave
[22:50:58] <BrewersFuzz> i guess we r done tho for tonight
[22:51:02] <BrewersFuzz> !leave
[22:51:03] <darkshade> seeya
[22:51:05] <BrewersFuzz> see ya
[22:51:08] *** Quits: BrewersFuzz ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed)
[22:51:22] *** Quits: philliesfan136 ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed)
[22:51:28] *** Quits: darkshade

Author:  DarkShade [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language)

Picking out some gems here:

Quote:
[22:20:] <Possebot> ._>* In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________. 
[22:20:19] <dtigers> !hand
[22:20:19] <dishnet34> Oh boy.
[22:20:21] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:20:23] <darkshade> !hand
[22:20:24] <dtigers> wish I still had white people
[22:20:27] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:20:29] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 3
[22:20:32] <dtigers> !pick 2
[22:20:33] <dishnet34> And dtigers is the card czar. Oh boy.
[22:20:33] <darkshade> !pick 2
[22:20:34] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4
[22:20:34] <philliesfan136> !pick 10
[22:20:34] <dishnet34> !hand
[22:20:36] <Zumikaku> !pick 1
[22:20:37] <darkshade> mine is so appropriate
[22:20:43] <dtigers> whoops I tried to play a card
[22:20:45] <dishnet34> !pick 6
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated the Jews.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated soup that is too hot.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated hope.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated Detroit Lions.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 5. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated historically black colleges.
[22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 6. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated the Holy Bible.
[22:20:45] <dtigers> lol
[22:20:57] <philliesfan136> #4 XD
[22:21:00] <dtigers> !pick 2
[22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated soup that is too hot.
[22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 The Jews  · darkshade 01,00 Hope  · SkittleMonster 01,00 Detroit Lions  · Zumikaku 01,00 Historically black colleges  · dishnet34 01,00 The Holy Bible 
[22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (4) · philliesfan136 (2) · dishnet34 (2) · BrewersFuzz (1)
[22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 will be the Card Czar for Round 26.
[22:21:02] <BrewersFuzz> lol
[22:21:03] <Possebot> ._>* In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency. 
[22:21:04] <SkittleMonster> no love for the lions!
[22:21:07] <philliesfan136> !hand
[22:21:08] <BrewersFuzz> OMG I WON
[22:21:08] <dtigers> with a shoutout to 4
[22:21:10] <darkshade> so many good answers
[22:21:13] <SkittleMonster> !hand
[22:21:16] <dtigers> if this was 08 Lions would've won

Author:  BrewersFuzz [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language)

Zumikaku picked BrewersFuzz's response: In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is Lance Armstrong's missing testicle trapped in the body of Kanye West."

I'm very proud of this one. :lol:

That was very fun... If you weren't there last night, I highly recommend you try to get in and play next time!! Hopefully that next time is soon.

Author:  SkittleMonster [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 2:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language)

God, that argument with the bot is the funniest shit I've read in months

Author:  Zumikaku [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language)

Dudes, Possebot wrecked all of us. What the hell happened? :lol:

Also, a few of my proudest moments:
Quote:
[22:00:49] <Possebot>[22:01:13] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 That's right, I killed Tom Brady. How, you ask? Revenge *(censored)*.
[22:10:45] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with my genitals.
[22:41:24] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with a gentle caress of the inner thigh.

Author:  philliesfan134 [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language)

DarkShade wrote:
[22:45:41] <Zumikaku> I looked away for 2 seconds and dtigers is getting served by a bot
[22:45:42] <dtigers> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW
[22:45:42] <Possebot> KILLED BRADY!
[22:45:46] <dtigers> I DID NOT
[22:45:46] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE
[22:45:50] <BrewersFuzz> lol
[22:45:51] <philliesfan136> *gasps*
[22:45:53] <dtigers> YOU'RE DAMN *(censored)* RIGHT
[22:45:53] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS
[22:45:56] <dtigers> HEY NOW
[22:45:57] <Possebot> DID NOT
[22:45:59] <BrewersFuzz> stop saying that
[22:46:02] <dtigers> DID TOO
[22:46:02] <Possebot> DO THAT
[22:46:07] <dtigers> DO WHAT
[22:46:07] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS
[22:46:12] <BrewersFuzz> that
[22:46:12] <dtigers> D:
[22:46:13] <Possebot> EXCUSE ME???
[22:46:18] <philliesfan136> YOU KILLED BRADY, BASTARDS
[22:46:18] <Possebot> DO WHAT
[22:46:21] <dtigers> D:
[22:46:21] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT
[22:46:24] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:46:24] <Possebot> I DID NOT
[22:46:24] <BrewersFuzz> that
[22:46:31] <Zumikaku> OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED BRADY!
[22:46:31] <Possebot> HEY NOW
[22:46:35] <dtigers> MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND
[22:46:35] <Possebot> DISH AND PHILLIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED
[22:46:44] <dtigers> DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT DISH AND PHILLIES
[22:46:44] <Possebot> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL
[22:46:46] <BrewersFuzz> lmao
[22:46:50] <Zumikaku> lol what has this chatroom become?
[22:46:59] <philliesfan136> HEY I AM NOT ASHAMED AT ALL
[22:46:59] <Possebot> I DIDN'T
[22:47:05] <philliesfan136> YEAH YOU DID
[22:47:05] <Possebot> YOU SHOULD STOP CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND
[22:47:09] <philliesfan136> NO YOU
[22:47:09] <Possebot> GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
[22:47:11] <BrewersFuzz> rekt
[22:47:12] <dtigers> THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
[22:47:12] <Possebot> MY SHIT TOGETHER
[22:47:17] <philliesfan136> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY
[22:47:17] <Possebot> PHILLIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED
[22:47:21] <dtigers> THAT'S NOT EVEN A COMPLETE SENTENCE
[22:47:21] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL
[22:47:24] <dtigers> YES I AM
[22:47:24] <Possebot> DO WHAT
[22:47:27] <dtigers> DO THIS
[22:47:27] <Possebot> HOW DID I DO
[22:47:28] <BrewersFuzz> UR MUM
[22:47:28] <Possebot> MY SHIT IS TOGETHER
[22:47:31] <dtigers> TERRIBLE
[22:47:31] <Possebot> DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT DISH AND PHILLIES
[22:47:34] <dtigers> NO IT AIN'T
[22:47:34] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED AT ALL
[22:47:34] <philliesfan136> SHOW ME MY HAND, BRO
[22:47:34] <Possebot> EXCUSE ME???
[22:47:35] <dtigers> I'M NOT
[22:47:35] <Possebot> NOT ASHAMED AT ALL
[22:47:41] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU
[22:47:41] <Possebot> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY
[22:47:43] <philliesfan136> OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT
[22:47:43] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT
[22:47:44] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU GUY
[22:47:44] <Possebot> THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
[22:47:49] <dtigers> I WILL NOT
[22:47:50] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:47:50] <philliesfan136> WHAT?
[22:47:50] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT
[22:47:51] <Zumikaku> I feel like DS is just sitting back and laughing at us all
[22:47:57] <dtigers> THIS
[22:47:58] <Possebot> DON'T HELLO ME
[22:47:58] <dtigers> THAT
[22:47:59] <Possebot> THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW
[22:48:05] <BrewersFuzz> OH
[22:48:05] <Possebot> THAT'S NOT EVEN A COMPLETE SENTENCE
[22:48:06] <philliesfan136> WHY I NEVER
[22:48:06] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT
[22:48:12] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:48:12] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE
[22:48:16] <BrewersFuzz> OH
[22:48:16] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:48:16] <dtigers> I ALREADY SAID THAT
[22:48:16] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE
[22:48:21] <dtigers> STOP REPEATING YOURSELF
[22:48:21] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:48:24] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:48:24] <Possebot> HOW DID YOU DO WHAT IS THAT
[22:48:29] <darkshade> good grief
[22:48:30] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT
[22:48:30] <Possebot> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW
[22:48:31] <Zumikaku> POSSEBOT KEEP YOUR OTP OUT OF THIS
[22:48:32] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL ZUMIKAKU
[22:48:35] <dtigers> I AM NOT A ROBOT
[22:48:35] <Possebot> I WILL NOT
[22:48:38] <dtigers> YOU WILL TOO
[22:48:38] <Possebot> I DID NOT
[22:48:38] <BrewersFuzz> OH
[22:48:38] <Possebot> NO YOU
[22:48:42] <Zumikaku> I AM NOT REAL
[22:48:42] <Possebot> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY
[22:48:43] <dtigers> BITCH
[22:48:43] <Possebot> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL
[22:48:48] <Zumikaku> MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A CUPCAKE
[22:48:48] <Possebot> TRYING TO BE REAL
[22:48:51] <philliesfan136> HE'S REAAALLLLL
[22:48:51] <Possebot> TERRIBLE
[22:48:57] <dtigers> UR TERRIBLE
[22:48:57] <Possebot> TERRIBLE
[22:49:01] <dtigers> TERRIBLE
[22:49:01] <Possebot> YES I AM
[22:49:01] <BrewersFuzz> TERRIBLE
[22:49:01] <Possebot> CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND
[22:49:03] <philliesfan136> TURRRIBLE
[22:49:03] <Possebot> TERRIBLE
[22:49:11] <philliesfan136> T-R-B-L
[22:49:11] <Possebot> MY SHIT IS TOGETHER
[22:49:13] <dtigers> HE AGREED TO BEING TERRIBLE
[22:49:13] <Possebot> NO YOU
[22:49:15] <dtigers> YES ME
[22:49:16] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS KEEP YOUR OTP OUT OF THIS
[22:49:17] <Zumikaku> YOUR SHIT AIN'T TOGETHER
[22:49:17] <Possebot> NO YOU
[22:49:23] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU RED POSSEBOT
[22:49:23] <Possebot> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW
[22:49:23] <Zumikaku> YOUR SHIT IS SPREAD OUT ALL OVER THE ROOM
[22:49:23] <Possebot> HOW DID YOU BUDDY
[22:49:27] <Zumikaku> THERE'S SHIT BEHIND THE COUCH
[22:49:27] <Possebot> DID TOO
[22:49:31] <Zumikaku> SHIT ON TOP OF THE COUNTER
[22:49:31] <Possebot> YEAH YOU DID
[22:49:34] <BrewersFuzz> lol it's gaining intelligence
[22:49:34] <Zumikaku> SHIT IN THE BABY'S DIAPER
[22:49:34] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL ZUMIKAKU
[22:49:38] <philliesfan136> :D


Too good. Thanks for the laughs, tigers.

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