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Author: | DarkShade [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:33 am ] |
Post subject: | CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language) |
Just a small sample of what went on during Cards Against Humanity. There are some formatting issues but you get the gist. Quote: [21:47:50] *** Joins: darkshade ([email protected])
[21:49:03] *** din0 sets mode: +o darkshade [21:51:10] <darkshade> !cah first to 10 classic [21:51:13] <Possebot> ._>* Cards Against Humanity *<_. will begin in a minute. Want to !join us? [21:51:32] *** Joins: dtigers ([email protected]) [21:51:41] <darkshade> yo [21:51:48] *** Joins: SkittleMonster ([email protected]) [21:51:48] <darkshade> !join [21:51:49] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade is our 1st player. [21:51:52] *** Joins: philliesfan136 ([email protected]) [21:52:10] <darkshade> type !join to play [21:52:16] <dtigers> !join [21:52:16] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers is our 2nd player. [21:52:26] <darkshade> !rando [21:52:27] <Possebot> ._>* Rando Cardrissian is now playing. [21:52:52] *** Quits: SkittleMonster ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed) [21:53:00] *** Joins: SkittleMonster ([email protected]) [21:53:08] <SkittleMonster> !join [21:53:08] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster is our 3rd player. [21:53:28] <philliesfan136> !join [21:53:28] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 is our 4th player. [21:53:36] <darkshade> ready ? [21:53:36] <SkittleMonster> !join [21:53:36] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster is already in the game. [21:53:40] <SkittleMonster> damn it [21:53:40] <darkshade> Folks can join in as they come in [21:53:40] *** Joins: Zumikaku ([email protected]) [21:53:43] <Possebot> ._>* Cards Against Humanity *<_. begins! [21:53:43] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│14 SkittleMonster (0) · Rando Cardrissian (0) · dtigers (0) · darkshade (0) · philliesfan136 (0) [21:53:43] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 1. [21:53:45] <Possebot> 1401│00,01 __________. That's how I want to die. 14 [21:53:48] <darkshade> ok [21:53:55] <philliesfan136> alrighty. [21:53:56] <darkshade> type !pick # to choose the card you want [21:54:05] <darkshade> card czar picks the best card [21:54:10] <dtigers> !pick 7 [21:54:11] <SkittleMonster> !pick 6 [21:54:12] <darkshade> philliesfan136 is the card czar at first [21:54:18] <darkshade> !pick 6 [21:54:18] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response. [21:54:18] <Possebot> ._>* 1. The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. That's how I want to die. [21:54:18] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. That's how I want to die. [21:54:18] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Toni Morrison's vagina. That's how I want to die. [21:54:18] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. That's how I want to die. [21:54:33] <philliesfan136> !pick #3 [21:54:40] <darkshade> Just the number [21:54:42] <darkshade> no need for the # [21:54:42] <philliesfan136> !pick 3 [21:54:42] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked dtigers's response: 00,01 Toni Morrison's vagina. That's how I want to die. [21:54:42] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster 01,00 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy 14 · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up 14 · darkshade 01,00 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts 14 [21:54:42] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│14 dtigers (1) · Rando Cardrissian (0) · darkshade (0) · philliesfan136 (0) · SkittleMonster (0) [21:54:43] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster will be the Card Czar for Round 2. [21:54:45] <Possebot> ._>* Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________. 14 [21:54:49] <Zumikaku> Hey DS, how do I join in? [21:54:53] <darkshade> type !join [21:54:58] <Zumikaku> !join [21:54:58] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku is our 5th player. [21:55:02] <Zumikaku> Thanks! [21:55:03] <darkshade> !pick 8 [21:55:03] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [21:55:05] <darkshade> sure [21:55:11] <dtigers> !pick 1 [21:55:18] <Zumikaku> !pick 10 [21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. SkittleMonster, please pick the best response. [21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships white people. [21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships Harry Potter erotica. [21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships Oompa-Loompas. [21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships #IAmPerfect. [21:55:19] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships pedophiles. [21:55:29] <SkittleMonster> !pick 5 [21:55:29] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster picked philliesfan136's response: 00,01 Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships pedophiles. [21:55:29] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 White people 14 · Zumikaku 01,00 Harry Potter erotica 14 · darkshade 01,00 Oompa-Loompas 14 · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 #IAmPerfect 14 [21:55:29] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│14 dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · Rando Cardrissian (0) · darkshade (0) · SkittleMonster (0) · Zumikaku (0) [21:55:30] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 3. [21:55:31] <philliesfan136> #IAmPerfect, huh [21:55:32] <Possebot> ._>* What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? 14 [21:55:46] <dtigers> !pick 5 [21:55:51] <darkshade> !pick 9 [21:55:58] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [21:56:08] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4 [21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response. [21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Queefing. [21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Soiling oneself. [21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? A stray pube. [21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Foreskin. [21:56:09] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? A homoerotic volleyball montage. [21:56:09] <darkshade> i have some good cards [21:56:17] *** Joins: dishnet34 ([email protected]) [21:56:25] <darkshade> !join up disnet [21:56:27] <darkshade> dishnet [21:56:28] <Zumikaku> !pick 5 [21:56:28] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked dtigers's response: 00,01 What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? A homoerotic volleyball montage. [21:56:28] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Queefing 14 · SkittleMonster 01,00 Soiling oneself 14 · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 A stray pube 14 · philliesfan136 01,00 Foreskin 14 [21:56:28] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│14 dtigers (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · darkshade (0) · SkittleMonster (0) · Zumikaku (0) · Rando Cardrissian (0) [21:56:28] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 4. [21:56:30] <Possebot> ._>* Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage. 14 [21:56:48] <darkshade> !pick 2 [21:56:49] <SkittleMonster> !pick 9 [21:56:51] <Zumikaku> !pick 10 [21:56:53] <dishnet34> !!join [21:56:57] <philliesfan136> !pick 8 [21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response. [21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Major League Baseball has banned my vagina for giving players an unfair advantage. [21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Major League Baseball has banned Jean-Claude Van Damme for giving players an unfair advantage. [21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Major League Baseball has banned a look-see for giving players an unfair advantage. [21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Major League Baseball has banned the taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge for giving players an unfair advantage. [21:56:57] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Major League Baseball has banned being a *(censored)* sorcerer for giving players an unfair advantage. [21:56:58] <darkshade> just one ! [21:57:11] <philliesfan136> lmao, the last one [21:57:13] <dishnet34> !join [21:57:13] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 is our 6th player. [21:57:17] <dtigers> !pick 5 [21:57:17] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked SkittleMonster's response: 00,01 Major League Baseball has banned being a *(censored)* sorcerer for giving players an unfair advantage. [21:57:18] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 My vagina 14 · darkshade 01,00 Jean-Claude Van Damme 14 · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 A look-see 14 · philliesfan136 01,00 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge 14 [21:57:18] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│14 dtigers (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · SkittleMonster (1) · darkshade (0) · Zumikaku (0) · Rando Cardrissian (0) · dishnet34 (0) [21:57:18] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 will be the Card Czar for Round 5. [21:57:19] <dishnet34> There we go. [21:57:20] <Possebot> ._>* __________. It's a trap! 14 [21:57:27] <darkshade> guess that would be an unfair advantage [21:57:33] <philliesfan136> !pick 4 [21:57:33] <dtigers> !pick 2 [21:57:35] <Zumikaku> Dammit, I should have saved "My vagina" for this one! [21:57:38] <darkshade> !pick 2 [21:57:45] <philliesfan136> hey ds, have you tried xyzzy for this? [21:57:49] <Zumikaku> !pick 5 [21:57:55] <darkshade> xyzzy ? Whats that [21:58:03] <philliesfan136> http://pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp [21:58:16] <SkittleMonster> !pick 10 [21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dishnet34, please pick the best response. [21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 1. The Make-A-Wish Foundation. It's a trap! [21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 2. An asymmetric boob job. It's a trap! [21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Kamikaze pilots. It's a trap! [21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Getting abducted by Peter Pan. It's a trap! [21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Free samples. It's a trap! [21:58:16] <Possebot> ._>* 6. Centaurs. It's a trap! [21:58:19] <philliesfan136> i.e. a clone of the game where you can see the cards [21:58:28] <darkshade> oh cool, I'll check it out [21:58:41] <dtigers> I really like this way of doing it [21:58:49] <dishnet34> !pick 4 [21:58:49] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 picked darkshade's response: 00,01 Getting abducted by Peter Pan. It's a trap! [21:58:49] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 The Make-A-Wish Foundation 14 · philliesfan136 01,00 An asymmetric boob job 14 · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 Kamikaze pilots · SkittleMonster 01,00 Free samples · Zumikaku 01,00 Centaurs [21:58:49] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ dtigers (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · SkittleMonster (1) · darkshade (1) · Zumikaku (0) · Rando Cardrissian (0) · dishnet34 (0) [21:58:50] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 6. [21:58:52] <Possebot> ._>* What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? [21:58:52] <darkshade> haha [21:59:02] <philliesfan136> !pick 9 [21:59:05] <dtigers> !pick 4 [21:59:06] <darkshade> the real peter pan (non-Disney) will wreck you [21:59:11] <Zumikaku> !pick 3 [21:59:15] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3 [21:59:27] <dishnet34> !pick 3 [21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response. [21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? Scrotum tickling. [21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? Cockfights. [21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? Mutually-assured destruction. [21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System®. [21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? Former President George W. Bush. [21:59:28] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? An icepick lobotomy. [21:59:42] <philliesfan136> I guess George Bush is hard to get out of [21:59:49] <dtigers> Took us eight years [21:59:56] <darkshade> but how can you get out of scrotum tickling once you start [21:59:58] <darkshade> !pick 1 [21:59:58] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked Rando Cardrissian's response: 00,01 What is something easy to get into but hard to get out of? Scrotum tickling. [21:59:58] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Cockfights · dtigers 01,00 Mutually-assured destruction · SkittleMonster 01,00 The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System® · Zumikaku 01,00 Former President George W. Bush · dishnet34 01,00 An icepick lobotomy [21:59:58] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ dtigers (2) · SkittleMonster (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · darkshade (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · Zumikaku (0) · dishnet34 (0) [21:59:58] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 7. [22:00:00] <Possebot> ._>* That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________. [22:00:01] <philliesfan136> caliendo does a good bush though [22:00:05] *** Joins: thekidwithmittens ([email protected] ... global.net) [22:00:08] <darkshade> Ok this is a two parter [22:00:11] <darkshade> do it like so [22:00:20] <darkshade> !pick # # [22:00:31] <Zumikaku> !pick 5 10 [22:00:41] <SkittleMonster> !pick 10 6 [22:00:42] <dishnet34> !pick 3 10 [22:00:46] <dtigers> !pick 3 10 [22:00:49] <darkshade> !pick 6 9 [22:00:49] <thekidwithmittens> !Pick 2 3 [22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response. [22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 1. That's right, I killed Bosnian chicken farmers. How, you ask? Breaking out into song and dance. [22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 2. That's right, I killed the shambling corpse of Larry King. How, you ask? Masturbation. [22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 3. That's right, I killed object permanence. How, you ask? That's not you. [22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 4. That's right, I killed Zeus's sexual appetites. How, you ask? Hormone injections. [22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 5. That's right, I killed Tom Brady. How, you ask? Revenge *(censored)*. [22:00:49] <Possebot> ._>* 6. That's right, I killed an M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. How, you ask? Crippling debt. [22:00:55] <dtigers> nice number combo, dish [22:01:00] <dtigers> 3 10 ftw [22:01:13] <philliesfan136> !pick 5 [22:01:13] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 That's right, I killed Tom Brady. How, you ask? Revenge *(censored)*. [22:01:13] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster 01,00 Bosnian chicken farmers 01,00 Breaking out into song and dance · dishnet34 01,00 The shambling corpse of Larry King 01,00 Masturbation · darkshade 01,00 Object permanence 01,00 That's not you · dtigers 01,00 Zeus's sexual appetites 01,00 Hormone injections · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 An M. Night Shyamalan plot [22:01:13] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ dtigers (2) · Zumikaku (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · darkshade (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · SkittleMonster (1) · dishnet34 (0) [22:01:] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster will be the Card Czar for Round 8. [22:01:16] <Possebot> ._>* During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________. [22:01:21] *** Parts: thekidwithmittens ([email protected] ... global.net) () [22:01:24] <SkittleMonster> YOU KILLED BRADY! [22:01:25] <Possebot> AHAHAHA [22:01:27] <dishnet34> Nice one, Zumi. [22:01:38] <Zumikaku> I knew it had to be done :) [22:01:39] <darkshade> !pick 1 [22:01:44] <dishnet34> !pick 5 [22:01:49] <philliesfan136> !pick 5 [22:01:53] <Zumikaku> !pick 2 [22:01:59] <dtigers> !pick 5 [22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. SkittleMonster, please pick the best response. [22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 1. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of getting drunk on mouthwash. [22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 2. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of Gladiatorial combat. [22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 3. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of two midgets shitting into a bucket. [22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 4. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of flying sex snakes. [22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 5. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of Sanchez. [22:01:59] <Possebot> ._>* 6. During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of overpowering your father. [22:02:13] <philliesfan136> oh, mark sanchez paintings? [22:02:16] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3 [22:02:17] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster picked dishnet34's response: 00,01 During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of two midgets shitting into a bucket. [22:02:17] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Getting drunk on mouthwash · darkshade 01,00 Gladiatorial combat · Zumikaku 01,00 Flying sex snakes · dtigers 01,00 Sanchez · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 Overpowering your father [22:02:17] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ dtigers (2) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1) · darkshade (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · SkittleMonster (1) · Zumikaku (1) [22:02:17] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 9. [22:02:19] <Possebot> ._>* When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in. [22:02:25] <dishnet34> Yay! [22:02:34] <darkshade> !pick 3 [22:02:35] <SkittleMonster> !pick 9 [22:02:36] <dtigers> !pick 10 [22:02:40] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:02:42] <dishnet34> !pick 6 [22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response. [22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 1. When I'm in prison, I'll have famine smuggled in. [22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 2. When I'm in prison, I'll have tentacle porn smuggled in. [22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 3. When I'm in prison, I'll have college smuggled in. [22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 4. When I'm in prison, I'll have surprise sex! smuggled in. [22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 5. When I'm in prison, I'll have a can of whoop-ass smuggled in. [22:02:42] <Possebot> ._>* 6. When I'm in prison, I'll have a bucket of fish heads smuggled in. [22:02:52] <Zumikaku> !pick 2 [22:02:52] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked SkittleMonster's response: 00,01 When I'm in prison, I'll have tentacle porn smuggled in. [22:02:52] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Famine · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 College · dishnet34 01,00 Surprise sex! · dtigers 01,00 A can of whoop-ass · darkshade 01,00 A bucket of fish heads [22:02:52] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ SkittleMonster (2) · dtigers (2) · dishnet34 (1) · darkshade (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · Zumikaku (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) [22:02:53] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 10. [22:02:55] <Possebot> ._>* What does Dick Cheney prefer? [22:02:58] <darkshade> of course [22:03:04] <darkshade> !pick 6 [22:03:06] <dtigers> Best answer for this: Dick Cheney [22:03:17] <philliesfan136> !pick 6 [22:03:17] <dishnet34> lol [22:03:18] <dishnet34> !pick 4 [22:03:18] <dtigers> If you play that you will win [22:03:18] <SkittleMonster> !pick 6 [22:03:20] <Zumikaku> !pick 7 [22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response. [22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What does Dick Cheney prefer? Assless chaps. [22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What does Dick Cheney prefer? Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. [22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What does Dick Cheney prefer? Extremely tight pants. [22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What does Dick Cheney prefer? Golden showers. [22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What does Dick Cheney prefer? Being rich. [22:03:20] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What does Dick Cheney prefer? A foul mouth. [22:03:38] <Zumikaku> lol we have some good ones here [22:03:47] <dtigers> what about extremely tight assless chaps? [22:03:49] <philliesfan136> I'm thinking the chaps [22:03:52] <darkshade> D: [22:03:52] <Possebot> HELLO [22:04:03] <dtigers> !pick 1 [22:04:03] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 What does Dick Cheney prefer? Assless chaps. [22:04:03] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 01,00 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes · SkittleMonster 01,00 Extremely tight pants · philliesfan136 01,00 Golden showers · darkshade 01,00 Being rich · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 A foul mouth [22:04:03] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ SkittleMonster (2) · Zumikaku (2) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1) [22:04:03] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 will be the Card Czar for Round 11. [22:04:05] <Possebot> ._>* What do old people smell like? [22:04:09] <Zumikaku> yey [22:04:] <darkshade> This is another good Dick Cheney answer [22:04:15] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:04:23] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3 [22:04:25] <darkshade> !pick 3 [22:04:26] <Zumikaku> !pick 3 [22:04:27] <dtigers> !pick 6 [22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dishnet34, please pick the best response. [22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What do old people smell like? The KKK. [22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What do old people smell like? Authentic Mexican cuisine. [22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What do old people smell like? Daddy issues. [22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What do old people smell like? A sausage festival. [22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What do old people smell like? When you fart and a little bit comes out. [22:04:28] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What do old people smell like? The placenta. [22:04:34] <dishnet34> Alright, let's see what we got... [22:04:36] <philliesfan136> I like #5. [22:04:53] <dishnet34> !pick 5 [22:04:53] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 picked darkshade's response: 00,01 What do old people smell like? When you fart and a little bit comes out. [22:04:53] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 The KKK · Zumikaku 01,00 Authentic Mexican cuisine · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 Daddy issues · SkittleMonster 01,00 A sausage festival · philliesfan136 01,00 The placenta [22:04:53] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ SkittleMonster (2) · Zumikaku (2) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1) [22:04:54] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 12. [22:04:56] <Possebot> ._>* __________ + __________ = __________. [22:05:01] <darkshade> this is a three parter [22:05:07] <darkshade> so !pick # # # [22:05:11] *** Joins: BrewersFuzz ([email protected]) [22:05:15] <darkshade> !score [22:05:15] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ SkittleMonster (2) · Zumikaku (2) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1) [22:05:21] <philliesfan136> !pick 6 7 8 [22:05:23] <dishnet34> !pick 9 4 3 [22:05:29] <BrewersFuzz> what [22:05:32] <dtigers> !pick 8 3 4 [22:05:36] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3 7 10 [22:05:36] <darkshade> type !join to play BrewersFuzz [22:05:43] <BrewersFuzz> !join [22:05:45] <Zumikaku> !pick 5 3 4 [22:05:56] <BrewersFuzz> now what [22:06:01] <Zumikaku> wait til next round [22:06:05] <BrewersFuzz> oh [22:06:08] <BrewersFuzz> lol [22:06:11] <Possebot> ._>* Waiting for BrewersFuzz [22:06:17] <Zumikaku> oh nvm [22:06:17] <philliesfan136> says he's in [22:06:21] <darkshade> did it show you your cards BrewersFuzz [22:06:24] <BrewersFuzz> no [22:06:27] <darkshade> hmm weird [22:06:29] <BrewersFuzz> not that i know of [22:06:33] <darkshade> ok just type !pick # # # [22:06:35] <Zumikaku> type !pick and 3 random numbers [22:06:39] <darkshade> where # is any number between 1 and 10 [22:06:43] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 9 2 6 [22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response. [22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Count Chocula + Powerful thighs = Giving 110 percent. [22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Jewish fraternities + David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning = A disappointing birthday party. [22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Dead parents + Destroying the evidence = Being a dick to children. [22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Switching to Geico® + Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse = My humps. [22:06:43] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Peeing the sheets + Natural selection = A Super Soaker full of cat pee. [22:06:44] <Possebot> ._>* 6. The Fanta girls + Opposable thumbs = The homosexual agenda. [22:06:44] <Possebot> ._>* 7. 10 Hours of Walking in NYC + One thousand Slim Jims = Being fabulous. [22:06:51] <darkshade> haha [22:06:55] <SkittleMonster> 3 is good [22:06:59] <Zumikaku> So is 2 [22:07:07] <philliesfan136> #5 is practical [22:07:10] <dtigers> 2 is most certainly NOT a disappointing birrthday party. [22:07:11] <darkshade> 7 is good [22:07:19] <philliesfan136> the thousand slim jims is fabulous indeed [22:07:22] <darkshade> !pick 7 [22:07:22] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 10 Hours of Walking in NYC + One thousand Slim Jims = Being fabulous. [22:07:23] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz 01,00 Count Chocula 01,00 Powerful thighs 01,00 Giving 110 percent · dishnet34 01,00 Jewish fraternities 01,00 David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning 01,00 A disappointing birthday party · dtigers 01,00 Dead parents 01,00 Destroying the evidence 01,00 Being a dick to children · Rando Cardrissian 01,0 [22:07:23] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (3) · SkittleMonster (2) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22:07:23] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 13. [22:07:25] <Possebot> ._>* [22:07:32] <SkittleMonster> i thought for sure that cat pee would win [22:07:36] <darkshade> ok BrewersFuzz you get to pick the best answer this time [22:07:41] <Zumikaku> lol I'm surprised I won that one [22:07:41] <darkshade> once all cards are in [22:07:43] <BrewersFuzz> oh okay [22:07:51] <philliesfan136> there's not a topic for this? [22:07:51] <dishnet34> !pick 2 [22:07:53] <SkittleMonster> there's nothing to answer [22:07:55] <Zumikaku> wait, is the black card just completely blank? [22:07:56] <darkshade> This is a blank question, so whoever has a good card for this wins [22:08:01] <Zumikaku> !pick 5 [22:08:02] <philliesfan136> oh alright [22:08:06] <philliesfan136> !pick 2 [22:08:07] <Zumikaku> I think mine is an auto-win [22:08:07] <dtigers> !pick 10 [22:08:08] <darkshade> !pick 1 [22:08:12] <SkittleMonster> !pick 2 [22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response. [22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Keanu Reeves. [22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine. [22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Poor life choices. [22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Morgan Freeman's voice. [22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Emo flap. [22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 6. Dying of dysentery. [22:08:12] <Possebot> ._>* 7. Balls. [22:08:26] <darkshade> BALLS [22:08:26] <Possebot> HELLO [22:08:26] <BrewersFuzz> how do i pick [22:08:31] <darkshade> just !pick # [22:08:43] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4 [22:08:43] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 Morgan Freeman's voice. [22:08:43] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Keanu Reeves · dishnet34 01,00 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine · Rando Cardrissian 01,00 Poor life choices · SkittleMonster 01,00 Emo flap · darkshade 01,00 Dying of dysentery · dtigers 01,00 Balls [22:08:43] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (4) · SkittleMonster (2) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (2) · Rando Cardrissian (1) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22:08:44] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round . [22:08:46] <Possebot> ._>* It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________. [22:08:51] <BrewersFuzz> damn zumi [22:08:51] <philliesfan136> I wish Keanu Reeves was here to save me from the Matrix, right now. [22:08:54] <Zumikaku> Knew it was an auto-win! :) [22:09:01] <darkshade> !hand [22:09:05] <dtigers> !hand [22:09:07] <Zumikaku> !hand [22:09:08] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:09:09] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22:09:15] <BrewersFuzz> what does that do [22:09:16] <dishnet34> !hand [22:09:16] <darkshade> dunno why it didnt show the cards [22:09:17] <dtigers> !pick 10 [22:09:25] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22:09:27] <darkshade> !pick 7 [22:09:28] <dishnet34> !pick 9 [22:09:31] <Zumikaku> !pick 9 [22:09:33] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3 [22:09:34] <BrewersFuzz> i can't see my cards? [22:09:36] <darkshade> if it doesnt show you your cards, type !hand [22:09:37] <dishnet34> Well, at least we know that now. [22:09:43] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22:09:55] <BrewersFuzz> is that supposed to do somehting [22:10:03] <philliesfan136> refresh maybe? [22:10:05] <darkshade> still not getting cards? [22:10:08] <dtigers> Brewers' hand is invisible [22:10:09] *** Quits: BrewersFuzz ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed) [22:10:16] *** Joins: BrewersFuzz ([email protected]) [22:10:21] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22:10:24] <BrewersFuzz> !join [22:10:24] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz is already in the game. [22:10:28] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22:10:29] <darkshade> try !leave and !join [22:10:32] <BrewersFuzz> nothing is happening [22:10:34] <BrewersFuzz> !leave [22:10:34] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz is quitting the game, quitter. [22:10:34] <darkshade> !rando [22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* Rando Cardrissian is now out of the game. [22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response. [22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* 1. It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with Dorito breath. [22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* 2. It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with my genitals. [22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* 3. It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with preteens. [22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* 4. It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with emotions. [22:10:35] <Possebot> ._>* 5. It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with bingeing and purging. [22:10:45] <philliesfan136> !pick 2 [22:10:45] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with my genitals. [22:10:45] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 01,00 Dorito breath · darkshade 01,00 Preteens · dtigers 01,00 Emotions · SkittleMonster 01,00 Bingeing and purging [22:10:45] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · dtigers (2) · darkshade (2) · SkittleMonster (2) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) [22:10:45] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster will be the Card Czar for Round 15. [22:10:46] <BrewersFuzz> !join [22:10:47] <Possebot> ._>* What's that smell? [22:10:48] <philliesfan136> it really is a shame [22:10:52] <dtigers> holy hell Zumi [22:10:52] <SkittleMonster> *(censored)* off zumi [22:10:56] <darkshade> haha [22:10:59] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:11:02] <dtigers> !pick 6 [22:11:03] <philliesfan136> !pick 7 [22:11:03] <darkshade> !pick 9 [22:11:04] <Zumikaku> lol I go to college. I know how this works [22:11:06] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22:11:13] <dtigers> I feel like Matt Schaub every time I type !pick 6 [22:11:] <dishnet34> !pick 9 [22:11:16] <Zumikaku> !pick 3 [22:11:18] <BrewersFuzz> *(censored)* *(censored)* what is this supposed to look like [22:11:21] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3 [22:11:30] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4 [22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. SkittleMonster, please pick the best response. [22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What's that smell? Grandma. [22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What's that smell? Taking off your shirt. [22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What's that smell? Adderall®. [22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What's that smell? Clams. [22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What's that smell? Fancy Feast. [22:11:31] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What's that smell? Man meat. [22:11:45] <SkittleMonster> !pick 1 [22:11:45] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster picked darkshade's response: 00,01 What's that smell? Grandma. [22:11:45] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Taking off your shirt · Zumikaku 01,00 Adderall® · dishnet34 01,00 Clams · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Fancy Feast · dtigers 01,00 Man meat [22:11:45] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · darkshade (3) · dtigers (2) · SkittleMonster (2) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22:11:45] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 16. [22:11:47] <darkshade> Theres some bug with you Brewers, we'll have to try again next game [22:11:47] <Possebot> ._>* In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________. [22:11:51] <darkshade> Sorry :> [22:11:56] <BrewersFuzz> :( [22:12:04] <dishnet34> !pick 8 4 [22:12:07] <darkshade> I see it in the logs, there's some bug when it tries to give you cards [22:12:07] <dtigers> !pick 8 6 [22:12:12] <philliesfan136> !pick 7 8 [22:12:12] <SkittleMonster> !pick 6 10 [22:12:13] <Zumikaku> !pick 4 6 [22:12:] <darkshade> but you still have cards, just random [22:12:26] <SkittleMonster> *(censored)*, messed up dammit [22:12:31] <darkshade> !pick 5 7 [22:12:31] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response. [22:12:31] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is concealing a boner trapped in the body of Britney Spears at 55. [22:12:31] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is a snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis trapped in the body of women in yogurt commercials. [22:12:31] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is a beached whale trapped in the body of a micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties. [22:12:31] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is sexting trapped in the body of Internet bambi. [22:12:32] <Possebot> ._>* 5. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is teenage pregnancy trapped in the body of Hot Pockets. [22:12:32] <Possebot> ._>* 6. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is intelligent design trapped in the body of a mime having a stroke. [22:12:59] <dishnet34> 3 looks pretty good, if you ask me. [22:13:09] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1 [22:13:09] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked dtigers's response: 00,01 In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is concealing a boner trapped in the body of Britney Spears at 55. [22:13:09] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis 01,00 Women in yogurt commercials · dishnet34 01,00 A beached whale 01,00 A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties · Zumikaku 01,00 Sexting 01,00 Internet bambi · philliesfan136 01,00 Teenage pregnancy 01,00 Hot Pockets · SkittleMonster 01,00 Intelligent design [22:13:09] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · dtigers (3) · darkshade (3) · SkittleMonster (2) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22:13:10] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 17. [22:13:12] <Possebot> ._>* What's my secret power? [22:13:13] <dtigers> yay [22:13:22] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:13:22] <BrewersFuzz> :) [22:13:22] <dishnet34> !hand [22:13:24] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22:13:26] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:13:27] <dtigers> "Mine looks pretty good" - dish [22:13:27] <darkshade> !hand [22:13:29] <dtigers> !hand [22:13:31] <BrewersFuzz> nope [22:13:34] <SkittleMonster> !pick 3 [22:13:37] <darkshade> !pick 1 [22:13:40] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:13:42] <dishnet34> !pick 10 [22:13:43] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 2 [22:13:48] <dtigers> !pick 10 [22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response. [22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What's my secret power? The Gulags. [22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What's my secret power? The female orgasm. [22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What's my secret power? Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. [22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What's my secret power? Estrogen. [22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What's my secret power? Scalping. [22:13:48] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What's my secret power? Self-loathing. [22:13:59] <darkshade> once this game is over i'll kill the bot and we'll start fresh [22::00] <darkshade> !score [22::00] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · dtigers (3) · darkshade (3) · SkittleMonster (2) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22::02] <Zumikaku> !pick 2 [22::02] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked dtigers's response: 00,01 What's my secret power? The female orgasm. [22::02] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz 01,00 The Gulags · dishnet34 01,00 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell · SkittleMonster 01,00 Estrogen · darkshade 01,00 Scalping · philliesfan136 01,00 Self-loathing [22::02] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · dtigers (4) · darkshade (3) · SkittleMonster (2) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22::03] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 18. [22::05] <Possebot> ._>* But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________. [22::11] <darkshade> first to 10 points is the winner [22::] <philliesfan136> !hand [22::15] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22::16] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22::17] <dishnet34> !hand [22::18] <darkshade> !hand [22::21] <philliesfan136> !pick 7 [22::21] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 7 [22::27] <darkshade> !pick 8 [22::29] <SkittleMonster> !pick 10 [22::32] <dishnet34> !pick 2 [22::34] <Zumikaku> !pick 1 [22::34] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response. [22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 1. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you used panties. [22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 2. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you crucifixion. [22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 3. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you a salty surprise. [22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 4. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you Sarah Palin. [22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 5. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you vigorous jazz hands. [22::34] <Possebot> ._>* 6. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you Jew-fros. [22::50] <dtigers> !pick 5 [22::50] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked darkshade's response: 00,01 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you vigorous jazz hands. [22::50] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Used panties · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Crucifixion · dishnet34 01,00 A salty surprise · SkittleMonster 01,00 Sarah Palin · Zumikaku 01,00 Jew-fros [22::50] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (5) · darkshade (4) · dtigers (4) · SkittleMonster (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · dishnet34 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22::51] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 will be the Card Czar for Round 19. [22::53] <Possebot> ._>* You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? [22::54] <darkshade> bwhaha [22::58] <darkshade> !hand [22::59] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:15:02] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:15:04] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4 [22:15:06] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:15:12] <Zumikaku> !pick 10 [22:15:] <dtigers> !pick 10 [22:15:15] <SkittleMonster> very doomed? [22:15:16] <darkshade> i hate this question [22:15:21] <darkshade> !pick 1 [22:15:23] <SkittleMonster> !pick 2 [22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dishnet34, please pick the best response. [22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 1. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Serfdom. [22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 2. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Swag. [22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 3. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Hospice care. [22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 4. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. [22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 5. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? AIDS. [22:15:23] <Possebot> ._>* 6. You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Lumberjack fantasies. [22:15:28] <dtigers> it's weirdly worded [22:15:41] <SkittleMonster> basically just throwing away a useless card [22:15:43] <darkshade> the dumb bot sometimes pulls AskReddit thread titles as questions [22:15:52] <dtigers> lol [22:15:54] <dishnet34> !pick 4 [22:15:54] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 You are now trapped in the universe of the last TV show you watched. How doomed are you? Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. [22:15:54] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster 01,00 Serfdom · dtigers 01,00 Swag · darkshade 01,00 Hospice care · philliesfan136 01,00 AIDS · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Lumberjack fantasies [22:15:54] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (4) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · dishnet34 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22:15:55] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 20. [22:15:56] <dtigers> that explains it [22:15:57] <Possebot> ._>* What helps Obama unwind? [22:16:01] <philliesfan136> come on, no AIDS? [22:16:02] <BrewersFuzz> is zumi hacking [22:16:03] <dtigers> Zumi's was funny, though [22:16:08] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 6 [22:16:09] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:16:] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:16:15] <dishnet34> !pick 10 [22:16:15] <Zumikaku> !pick 10 [22:16:17] <dtigers> !pick 7 [22:16:23] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:16:24] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4 [22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response. [22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What helps Obama unwind? Spontaneous human combustion. [22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What helps Obama unwind? Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. [22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What helps Obama unwind? Racially-biased SAT questions. [22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What helps Obama unwind? Not reciprocating oral sex. [22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What helps Obama unwind? Not wearing pants. [22:16:25] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What helps Obama unwind? Consensual sex. [22:16:27] <Zumikaku> Shaq's acting is deadlier than AIDS [22:16:33] <dtigers> ^ [22:16:36] <philliesfan136> this is true [22:16:39] <darkshade> !pick 5 [22:16:39] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked SkittleMonster's response: 00,01 What helps Obama unwind? Not wearing pants. [22:16:39] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 Spontaneous human combustion · dtigers 01,00 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards · dishnet34 01,00 Racially-biased SAT questions · philliesfan136 01,00 Not reciprocating oral sex · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Consensual sex [22:16:39] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (4) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (3) · dishnet34 (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22:16:40] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 21. [22:16:42] <Possebot> ._>* What ended my last relationship? [22:16:45] <philliesfan136> I think Shaq-Fu trumps them all [22:16:49] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:16:51] <darkshade> !pick 9 [22:16:52] <dishnet34> I thought mine was pretty good... [22:16:53] <philliesfan136> nice, brewers [22:16:54] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 8 [22:16:56] <Zumikaku> !pick 8 [22:16:57] <philliesfan136> we had opposite answers [22:16:58] <dtigers> !pick 8 [22:17:01] <SkittleMonster> !pick 5 [22:17:04] <dishnet34> !pick 7 [22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response. [22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What ended my last relationship? A passionate Latino lover. [22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What ended my last relationship? BEES? [22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What ended my last relationship? Auschwitz. [22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What ended my last relationship? Chunks of dead prostitute. [22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What ended my last relationship? Sexy pillow fights. [22:17:04] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What ended my last relationship? An M16 assault rifle. [22:17:08] <BrewersFuzz> lol i'm picking these without knowing what i'm picking [22:17:16] <philliesfan136> !pick 4 [22:17:16] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked dishnet34's response: 00,01 What ended my last relationship? Chunks of dead prostitute. [22:17:16] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 A passionate Latino lover · BrewersFuzz 01,00 BEES? · SkittleMonster 01,00 Auschwitz · dtigers 01,00 Sexy pillow fights · Zumikaku 01,00 An M16 assault rifle [22:17:16] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (4) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (3) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (1) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22:17:17] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster will be the Card Czar for Round 22. [22:17:19] <Possebot> ._>* Sorry everyone, I just __________. [22:17:20] <dishnet34> yay [22:17:24] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:17:26] <dtigers> ds' answer though [22:17:29] <dishnet34> !pick 9 [22:17:29] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 9 [22:17:30] <darkshade> !pick 6 [22:17:32] <darkshade> hehh [22:17:34] <Zumikaku> !pick 1 [22:17:35] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:17:40] <SkittleMonster> !pick 6 [22:17:42] <dtigers> !pick 2 [22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. SkittleMonster, please pick the best response. [22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Sorry everyone, I just a cooler full of organs. [22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Sorry everyone, I just deflowering the princess. [22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Sorry everyone, I just Fauxbola. [22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Sorry everyone, I just #DENvsNE [22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 5. Sorry everyone, I just finger painting. [22:17:43] <Possebot> ._>* 6. Sorry everyone, I just the milk man. [22:17:51] <dtigers> #DENvsNE lmao [22:17:55] <philliesfan136> FauxBola? whattt [22:17:56] <SkittleMonster> these all suck [22:17:58] <BrewersFuzz> lol I just the milk man. [22:17:59] <dishnet34> LOL #DENvsNE [22:18:00] <BrewersFuzz> sorry [22:18:] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4 [22:18:] <Possebot> ._>* SkittleMonster picked philliesfan136's response: 00,01 Sorry everyone, I just #DENvsNE [22:18:] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 A cooler full of organs · darkshade 01,00 Deflowering the princess · dishnet34 01,00 Fauxbola · Zumikaku 01,00 Finger painting · BrewersFuzz 01,00 The milk man [22:18:] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (4) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (3) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (2) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22:18:] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 23. [22:18:16] <Possebot> ._>* What are some of your crazy middle school stories? [22:18:18] <philliesfan136> thankss [22:18:24] <dtigers> AskReddit [22:18:27] <darkshade> !pick 5 [22:18:28] <SkittleMonster> can we skip questions? [22:18:30] <dishnet34> !pick 9 [22:18:31] <philliesfan136> !pick 9 [22:18:36] <darkshade> yeah next game I'm going to try to turn off that feature [22:18:37] <BrewersFuzz> oh yay [22:18:41] <dtigers> !pick 1 [22:18:42] <Zumikaku> !pick 1 [22:18:44] <BrewersFuzz> i can participate when i get to pick [22:18:47] <SkittleMonster> !pick 1 [22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response. [22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Cheating in the Special Olympics. [22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Mouth herpes. [22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? The Hamburglar. [22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Genetically engineered super-soldiers. [22:18:47] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Praying the gay away. [22:18:48] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Selfie-conscious. [22:18:52] <philliesfan136> brewers, did you pick the milkman? [22:19:02] <BrewersFuzz> haha yeah [22:19:03] <dishnet34> He sure did. [22:19:10] <philliesfan136> I mean knowingly [22:19:13] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1 [22:19:] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked dtigers's response: 00,01 What are some of your crazy middle school stories? Cheating in the Special Olympics. [22:19:] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 01,00 Mouth herpes · philliesfan136 01,00 The Hamburglar · darkshade 01,00 Genetically engineered super-soldiers · Zumikaku 01,00 Praying the gay away · SkittleMonster 01,00 Selfie-conscious [22:19:] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (3) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (2) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22:19:] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 24. [22:19:15] <BrewersFuzz> oh no [22:19:16] <Possebot> ._>* After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans. [22:19:21] <dishnet34> !hand [22:19:23] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:19:23] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:19:23] <dtigers> !hand [22:19:28] <darkshade> !hand [22:19:30] <BrewersFuzz> i can't knowingly pick anything right now, except when i'm czar [22:19:31] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:19:34] <dishnet34> !pick 2 [22:19:35] <darkshade> !pick 5 [22:19:35] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1 [22:19:36] <dtigers> !pick 1 [22:19:41] <SkittleMonster> !pick 8 [22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response. [22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* 1. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought Skeletor to the people of New Orleans. [22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* 2. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him) to the people of New Orleans. [22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* 3. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought a moment of silence to the people of New Orleans. [22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* 4. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought heteronormativity to the people of New Orleans. [22:19:41] <Possebot> ._>* 5. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought puppies! to the people of New Orleans. [22:19:42] <Possebot> ._>* 6. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought beating your wives to the people of New Orleans. [22:19:50] <philliesfan136> puppies! :D [22:19:56] <philliesfan136> a moment of silence, lol [22:20:00] <BrewersFuzz> #3 #respect [22:20:02] <Zumikaku> oh god these are all great [22:20:11] <Zumikaku> !pick 5 [22:20:11] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked SkittleMonster's response: 00,01 After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought puppies! to the people of New Orleans. [22:20:11] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Skeletor · dishnet34 01,00 Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him) · dtigers 01,00 A moment of silence · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Heteronormativity · philliesfan136 01,00 Beating your wives [22:20:11] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (4) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (2) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22:20:12] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 25. [22:20:] <Possebot> ._>* In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________. [22:20:19] <dtigers> !hand [22:20:19] <dishnet34> Oh boy. [22:20:21] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:20:23] <darkshade> !hand [22:20:24] <dtigers> wish I still had white people [22:20:27] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:20:29] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 3 [22:20:32] <dtigers> !pick 2 [22:20:33] <dishnet34> And dtigers is the card czar. Oh boy. [22:20:33] <darkshade> !pick 2 [22:20:34] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4 [22:20:34] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:20:34] <dishnet34> !hand [22:20:36] <Zumikaku> !pick 1 [22:20:37] <darkshade> mine is so appropriate [22:20:43] <dtigers> whoops I tried to play a card [22:20:45] <dishnet34> !pick 6 [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated the Jews. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated soup that is too hot. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated hope. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated Detroit Lions. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 5. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated historically black colleges. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 6. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated the Holy Bible. [22:20:45] <dtigers> lol [22:20:57] <philliesfan136> #4 XD [22:21:00] <dtigers> !pick 2 [22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated soup that is too hot. [22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 The Jews · darkshade 01,00 Hope · SkittleMonster 01,00 Detroit Lions · Zumikaku 01,00 Historically black colleges · dishnet34 01,00 The Holy Bible [22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (4) · philliesfan136 (2) · dishnet34 (2) · BrewersFuzz (1) [22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 will be the Card Czar for Round 26. [22:21:02] <BrewersFuzz> lol [22:21:03] <Possebot> ._>* In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency. [22:21:04] <SkittleMonster> no love for the lions! [22:21:07] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:21:08] <BrewersFuzz> OMG I WON [22:21:08] <dtigers> with a shoutout to 4 [22:21:10] <darkshade> so many good answers [22:21:13] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:21:16] <dtigers> if this was 08 Lions would've won [22:21:16] <Zumikaku> !pick 3 [22:21:17] <BrewersFuzz> HOW [22:21:17] <Possebot> YOU KILLED BRADY! [22:21:22] <BrewersFuzz> HOW DID I DO THAT [22:21:22] <Possebot> HI [22:21:26] <darkshade> lel [22:21:27] <SkittleMonster> !pick 7 [22:21:28] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:21:32] <darkshade> !hand [22:21:32] <dtigers> !pick 4 [22:21:34] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 5 [22:21:41] <darkshade> !pick 2 [22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dishnet34, please pick the best response. [22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, nipple blades will be our currency. [22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, brown people will be our currency. [22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, inappropriate yodeling will be our currency. [22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, the forbidden fruit will be our currency. [22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 5. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, roofies will be our currency. [22:21:41] <Possebot> ._>* 6. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, George Clooney's musk will be our currency. [22:21:52] <dtigers> 2 [22:21:53] <dtigers> 2 [22:21:53] <dtigers> 2 [22:21:53] <dtigers> 2 [22:21:53] <dtigers> 2 [22:21:54] <dtigers> 2 [22:21:55] <philliesfan136> jesus 2 [22:21:57] <Zumikaku> 2 [22:22:04] <Zumikaku> it's the only option [22:22:05] <dtigers> 2 [22:22:07] <dishnet34> lol [22:22:08] <dtigers> two [22:22:08] <dtigers> too [22:22:09] <dtigers> to [22:22:11] <darkshade> THE MUSK [22:22:11] <Possebot> AHAHAHA [22:22:19] <dishnet34> !pick 2 [22:22:19] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 picked SkittleMonster's response: 00,01 In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, brown people will be our currency. [22:22:19] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 Nipple blades · dtigers 01,00 Inappropriate yodeling · philliesfan136 01,00 The forbidden fruit · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Roofies · darkshade 01,00 George Clooney's musk [22:22:19] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · SkittleMonster (5) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · philliesfan136 (2) · dishnet34 (2) · BrewersFuzz (1) [22:22:20] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 27. [22:22:20] <BrewersFuzz> 3 or 6 i'd say [22:22:21] <dtigers> YOU'RE NOT REAL POSSEBOT [22:22:21] <Possebot> HI [22:22:22] <Possebot> ._>* What is the worst thread to reach the front page? [22:22:23] <dtigers> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL [22:22:23] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS [22:22:31] <dtigers> WHOA [22:22:31] <Possebot> HI [22:22:33] <dtigers> HI [22:22:33] <Possebot> HOW DID I DO THAT [22:22:37] <darkshade> !hand [22:22:37] <SkittleMonster> it's alive! [22:22:41] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:22:44] <Zumikaku> !pick 1 [22:22:44] <dishnet34> !pick 10 [22:22:45] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 7 [22:22:47] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:22:47] <darkshade> !pick 8 [22:22:53] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:22:57] <SkittleMonster> !hand 4 [22:22:59] <philliesfan136> he's got you, tigers [22:23:02] <dtigers> !pick 1 [22:23:04] <dtigers> holy shit [22:23:06] <darkshade> !pick 8 [22:23:11] <dtigers> possebot i challenge you to a duel [22:23:12] <darkshade> Did it break [22:23:20] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4 [22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response. [22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Justin Bieber. [22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? The heart of a child. [22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Tom Cruise. [22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Notre Dame Football. [22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 5. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Passable transvestites. [22:23:20] <Possebot> ._>* 6. What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Jibber-jabber. [22:23:41] <dtigers> omg 3 [22:23:50] <dtigers> it actually makes sense [22:24:18] <dtigers> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comme ... ut_already [22:24:28] <dishnet34> lol [22:24:46] <SkittleMonster> darkshade? you dead? [22:24:51] <darkshade> my bad [22:24:56] <darkshade> !pick 3 [22:24:56] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 What is the worst thread to reach the front page? Tom Cruise. [22:24:57] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 01,00 Justin Bieber · dtigers 01,00 The heart of a child · Zumikaku 01,00 Notre Dame Football · philliesfan136 01,00 Passable transvestites · SkittleMonster 01,00 Jibber-jabber [22:24:57] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · SkittleMonster (5) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · BrewersFuzz (2) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (2) [22:24:57] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 28. [22:24:59] <Possebot> ._>* War! What is it good for? [22:24:59] <BrewersFuzz> hey i picked 3 lol thanks for backing me up dtigers [22:25:02] <darkshade> I was looking at the code [22:25:07] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22:25:07] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:25:09] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:25:12] <darkshade> !pick 5 [22:25:] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 2 [22:25:17] <dishnet34> !pick 1 [22:25:17] <philliesfan136> !pick 9 [22:25:18] <dtigers> !pick 10 [22:25:23] <Zumikaku> !pick 4 [22:25:24] <SkittleMonster> !pick 5 [22:25:24] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response. [22:25:24] <Possebot> ._>* 1. War! What is it good for? Insatiable bloodlust. [22:25:24] <Possebot> ._>* 2. War! What is it good for? Stalin. [22:25:24] <Possebot> ._>* 3. War! What is it good for? Multiple stab wounds. [22:25:27] <BrewersFuzz> DISH AND PHILLIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED [22:25:27] <Possebot> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL [22:25:37] <philliesfan136> !pick 2 [22:25:50] <BrewersFuzz> dead [22:25:54] <darkshade> haha it broke [22:25:55] <SkittleMonster> wut happened [22:25:56] <darkshade> !score [22:25:56] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · SkittleMonster (5) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · BrewersFuzz (2) · dishnet34 (2) · philliesfan136 (2) [22:25:57] <philliesfan136> hm. [22:26:00] <darkshade> try again [22:26:04] <dishnet34> !pick 1 [22:26:05] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response. [22:26:05] <Possebot> ._>* 1. War! What is it good for? Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry. [22:26:12] <philliesfan136> !pick 1 [22:26:12] <SkittleMonster> wut [22:26:13] <darkshade> yeah its borked [22:26:18] <BrewersFuzz> lol [22:26:19] <SkittleMonster> damn [22:26:19] <philliesfan136> I only got a few responses [22:26:20] <dtigers> Zumi wins! [22:26:21] <darkshade> Starting new game, Zumi wins [22:26:24] <dishnet34> Zumi wins! New game! [22:26:25] *** Quits: Possebot ([email protected]) (Quit) [22:26:25] <BrewersFuzz> gg [22:26:26] <philliesfan136> I actually didn't know I was the czar [22:26:30] <SkittleMonster> welp, i gotta go to bed [22:26:31] <Zumikaku> I'd like to thank the academy [22:26:36] <BrewersFuzz> lol [22:26:46] <dishnet34> Ah well, I gotta get to sleep soon. GG, y'all. [22:26:46] *** Joins: Possebot ([email protected]) [22:26:46] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Possebot [22:26:51] <darkshade> gg [22:26:53] <SkittleMonster> !leave [22:26:55] <Zumikaku> gg [22:26:59] <dishnet34> !leave [22:27:00] <darkshade> !start first to 10 [22:27:04] <dtigers> !join [22:27:05] *** Quits: dishnet34 ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed) [22:27:05] <darkshade> !cards first to 10 [22:27:06] <Possebot> ._>* Cards Against Humanity *<_. will begin in a minute. Want to !join us? [22:27:08] <darkshade> !join [22:27:08] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade is our 1st player. [22:27:09] <philliesfan136> !join [22:27:09] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 is our 2nd player. [22:27:09] <dtigers> !join [22:27:10] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers is our 3rd player. [22:27:10] *** Quits: SkittleMonster ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed) [22:27:11] <BrewersFuzz> am i fixed [22:27:15] <Zumikaku> !join [22:27:15] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku is our 4th player. [22:27:17] <darkshade> I think so [22:27:17] <BrewersFuzz> !join [22:27:17] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz is our 5th player. [22:27:18] <darkshade> try [22:27:22] <darkshade> I think thats everyone [22:27:24] <darkshade> !start [22:27:24] <Possebot> ._>* Cards Against Humanity *<_. begins! [22:27:24] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (0) · dtigers (0) · philliesfan136 (0) · darkshade (0) · BrewersFuzz (0) [22:27:25] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 1. [22:27:27] <Possebot> ._>* This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits. [22:27:40] <philliesfan136> !pick 6 [22:27:40] <dtigers> !pick 1 [22:27:41] <darkshade> !pick 2 [22:27:49] <Zumikaku> !pick 1 [22:27:49] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response. [22:27:49] <Possebot> ._>* 1. This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only Santa Claus and his wits. [22:27:49] <Possebot> ._>* 2. This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only dying and his wits. [22:27:49] <Possebot> ._>* 3. This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only a bleached asshole and his wits. [22:27:49] <Possebot> ._>* 4. This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only Skeletor and his wits. [22:28:16] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 3 lmao [22:28:16] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked dtigers's response: 00,01 This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only a bleached asshole and his wits. [22:28:17] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Santa Claus · philliesfan136 01,00 Dying · Zumikaku 01,00 Skeletor [22:28:17] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (0) · darkshade (0) · BrewersFuzz (0) · Zumikaku (0) [22:28:17] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 2. [22:28:19] <Possebot> ._>* Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________. [22:28:26] <BrewersFuzz> hey it worked! [22:28:27] <darkshade> Did that work for you BrewersFuzz [22:28:29] <darkshade> cool [22:28:37] <darkshade> !pick 5 [22:28:38] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 3 [22:28:40] <philliesfan136> !pick 6 [22:28:41] <darkshade> Oh man mine is bad [22:28:42] <darkshade> I might go to hell [22:28:45] <BrewersFuzz> yep it's working [22:28:46] <BrewersFuzz> thx [22:28:56] <dtigers> do you have a disease, DS? [22:29:01] <dtigers> !pick 10 [22:29:01] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response. [22:29:01] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to the clitoris. [22:29:01] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to horse meat. [22:29:01] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to eugenics. [22:29:01] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to boogers. [22:29:15] <dtigers> I think there's a smallpox blankets card [22:29:20] <darkshade> yeah there is [22:29:20] <BrewersFuzz> lolol [22:29:25] <BrewersFuzz> really? [22:29:40] <Zumikaku> !pick [22:29:41] <Zumikaku> dangit I couldn't decide! [22:29:41] <Zumikaku> !pick 1 [22:29:41] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to the clitoris. [22:29:41] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 Horse meat · darkshade 01,00 Eugenics · dtigers 01,00 Boogers [22:29:41] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (0) · darkshade (0) · Zumikaku (0) [22:29:41] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 3. [22:29:43] <Possebot> ._>* Coming to Broadway this season, _______: The Musical. [22:29:44] <darkshade> heh [22:29:47] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya [22:29:53] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:29:57] <philliesfan136> awww yeahhh [22:29:59] <Zumikaku> !pick 4 [22:30:06] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 9 [22:30:] <darkshade> !pick 2 [22:30:15] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response. [22:30:15] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Coming to Broadway this season, Foreskin: The Musical. [22:30:15] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Coming to Broadway this season, Pulling Out: The Musical. [22:30:15] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Coming to Broadway this season, The Amish: The Musical. [22:30:15] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Coming to Broadway this season, Darkshade: The Musical. [22:30:24] <BrewersFuzz> lmao [22:30:28] <dtigers> !pick 2 [22:30:29] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 Coming to Broadway this season, Pulling Out: The Musical. [22:30:29] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 Foreskin · darkshade 01,00 The Amish · philliesfan136 01,00 Darkshade [22:30:29] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (2) · dtigers (1) · darkshade (0) · Zumikaku (0) · philliesfan136 (0) [22:30:29] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 4. [22:30:31] <Possebot> ._>* I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________. [22:30:32] <Zumikaku> Oh *(censored)* these are all great [22:30:34] <Zumikaku> DS, how did you get your own card? [22:30:41] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya [22:30:43] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya [22:30:45] <BrewersFuzz> winning [22:30:47] <philliesfan136> aww, no DS musical? [22:30:48] <dtigers> !pick 1 [22:30:49] <darkshade> haha [22:30:52] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:31:00] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4 [22:31:06] <philliesfan136> !pick 7 [22:31:10] <darkshade> !pick 10 [22:31:25] <Zumikaku> !pick 7 [22:31:26] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response. [22:31:26] <Possebot> ._>* 1. I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for riding off into the sunset. [22:31:26] <Possebot> ._>* 2. I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for world peace. [22:31:26] <Possebot> ._>* 3. I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for hope. [22:31:26] <Possebot> ._>* 4. I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for dying of dysentery. [22:31:37] <darkshade> yeah I needed that manual [22:31:44] <philliesfan136> !pick 4 [22:31:44] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for dying of dysentery. [22:31:44] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Riding off into the sunset · BrewersFuzz 01,00 World peace · dtigers 01,00 Hope [22:31:44] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (2) · Zumikaku (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (0) · darkshade (0) [22:31:44] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 5. [22:31:46] <Possebot> ._>* Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage. [22:31:58] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:32:00] <dtigers> !pick 6 [22:32:09] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 7 [22:32:11] <Zumikaku> !pick 10 [22:32:11] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response. [22:32:11] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Major League Baseball has banned man meat for giving players an unfair advantage. [22:32:11] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Major League Baseball has banned a brain tumor for giving players an unfair advantage. [22:32:11] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Major League Baseball has banned a middle-aged man on roller skates for giving players an unfair advantage. [22:32:11] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Major League Baseball has banned friction for giving players an unfair advantage. [22:32:23] <philliesfan136> oh god 2 [22:32:32] <darkshade> yeah thats good [22:32:33] <dtigers> and 1 [22:32:33] <darkshade> !pick 2 [22:32:34] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 Major League Baseball has banned a brain tumor for giving players an unfair advantage. [22:32:34] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 Man meat · philliesfan136 01,00 A middle-aged man on roller skates · dtigers 01,00 Friction [22:32:34] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (3) · Zumikaku (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (0) · darkshade (0) [22:32:34] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 6. [22:32:36] <Possebot> ._>* Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _______. [22:32:37] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya [22:32:44] <BrewersFuzz> i'm a terrible person [22:32:48] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22:32:50] <darkshade> !pick 5 [22:32:53] <dtigers> !pick 10 [22:32:56] <philliesfan136> !pick 7 [22:32:59] <Zumikaku> !pick 6 [22:32:59] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response. [22:32:59] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Same-sex Ice Dancing. [22:32:59] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Emma Watson. [22:32:59] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Former President George W. Bush. [22:32:59] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Date Rape. [22:33:01] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 10 [22:33:08] <darkshade> ooh emma watson's chamers [22:33:09] <BrewersFuzz> oh i'm judge lol [22:33:] <darkshade> chambers* [22:33:18] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4 [22:33:18] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked philliesfan136's response: 00,01 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Date Rape. [22:33:18] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Same-sex ice dancing · Zumikaku 01,00 Emma Watson · dtigers 01,00 Former President George W. Bush [22:33:18] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (3) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · Zumikaku (1) · darkshade (0) [22:33:19] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 7. [22:33:21] <Possebot> ._>* __________. High five, bro. [22:33:24] <Zumikaku> Oh come on! [22:33:29] <Zumikaku> Not Emma Watson's chamber? [22:33:29] <dtigers> Zumi should've won [22:33:30] <philliesfan136> thankss [22:33:32] <darkshade> !pick 10 [22:33:36] <dtigers> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE [22:33:36] <Possebot> BALLS [22:33:37] <Zumikaku> lol [22:33:37] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 10 [22:33:46] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:33:48] <dtigers> !pick 7 [22:33:48] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response. [22:33:48] <Possebot> ._>* 1. An icepick lobotomy. High five, bro. [22:33:48] <Possebot> ._>* 2. BATMAN!!! High five, bro. [22:33:48] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Wifely duties. High five, bro. [22:33:48] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Genital piercings. High five, bro. [22:34:06] <Zumikaku> !pick 4 [22:34:06] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 Genital piercings. High five, bro. [22:34:06] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 An icepick lobotomy · dtigers 01,00 BATMAN!!! · philliesfan136 01,00 Wifely duties [22:34:06] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (4) · philliesfan136 (1) · Zumikaku (1) · dtigers (1) · darkshade (0) [22:34:07] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 8. [22:34:09] <Possebot> ._>* What's there a ton of in heaven? [22:34:10] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya [22:34:16] <Zumikaku> dammit we shouldn't have let Brewers see his cards [22:34:18] <darkshade> !pick 1 [22:34:19] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 6 [22:34:25] <Zumikaku> !pick 5 [22:34:25] <philliesfan136> !pick 1 [22:34:25] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response. [22:34:25] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What's there a ton of in heaven? Altar boys. [22:34:25] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What's there a ton of in heaven? Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him). [22:34:25] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What's there a ton of in heaven? Being a dick to children. [22:34:25] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What's there a ton of in heaven? Land mines. [22:34:26] <darkshade> i'll just ban him later [22:34:37] <BrewersFuzz> lol [22:34:42] <BrewersFuzz> compliment taken [22:34:57] <dtigers> !pick 2 [22:34:57] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 What's there a ton of in heaven? Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him). [22:34:57] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Altar boys · philliesfan136 01,00 Being a dick to children · Zumikaku 01,00 Land mines [22:34:57] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (5) · Zumikaku (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · darkshade (0) [22:34:57] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round 9. [22:34:59] <Possebot> ._>* I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________. [22:35:00] <dtigers> god damn it [22:35:01] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya [22:35:05] <BrewersFuzz> lol [22:35:11] <darkshade> !pick 3 8 [22:35:] <Zumikaku> !pick 8 7 [22:35:15] <dtigers> !pick 8 1 [22:35:34] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 2 6 [22:35:34] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response. [22:35:34] <Possebot> ._>* 1. I never truly understood The Little Engine That Could until I encountered David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning. [22:35:34] <Possebot> ._>* 2. I never truly understood being marginalized until I encountered Ronald Reagan. [22:35:34] <Possebot> ._>* 3. I never truly understood a Gypsy curse until I encountered Gandalf. [22:35:34] <Possebot> ._>* 4. I never truly understood historically black colleges until I encountered racially-biased SAT questions. [22:35:43] <philliesfan136> !pick 4 [22:35:43] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 I never truly understood historically black colleges until I encountered racially-biased SAT questions. [22:35:43] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 The Little Engine That Could 01,00 David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning · Zumikaku 01,00 Being marginalized 01,00 Ronald Reagan · darkshade 01,00 A Gypsy curse 01,00 Gandalf [22:35:43] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (6) · Zumikaku (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · darkshade (0) [22:35:43] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 10. [22:35:45] <Possebot> ._>* What's the new fad diet? [22:35:47] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya [22:36:01] <philliesfan136> !pick 1 [22:36:02] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 4 [22:36:07] <darkshade> !pick your butt [22:36:09] <Zumikaku> !pick 2 [22:36:10] <dtigers> !pick 9 [22:36:10] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response. [22:36:10] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What's the new fad diet? Exchanging pleasantries. [22:36:10] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What's the new fad diet? Children on leashes. [22:36:10] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What's the new fad diet? A moment of silence. [22:36:10] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What's the new fad diet? Being rich. [22:36:18] <darkshade> !pick 4 [22:36:18] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 What's the new fad diet? Being rich. [22:36:18] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 Exchanging pleasantries · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Children on leashes · philliesfan136 01,00 A moment of silence [22:36:18] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (6) · Zumikaku (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · darkshade (0) [22:36:18] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 11. [22:36:20] <Possebot> ._>* _______ and _______: The next superhero/sidekick duo! [22:36:23] <BrewersFuzz> bummer [22:36:26] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:36:27] <dtigers> !hand [22:36:31] <darkshade> !pick 7 2 [22:36:33] <BrewersFuzz> thought i had that one too lol [22:36:35] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:36:36] <Zumikaku> !hand [22:36:38] <dtigers> !pick 5 6 [22:36:45] <Zumikaku> !pick 8 9 [22:36:46] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:37:03] <philliesfan136> !pick 5 9 [22:37:03] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response. [22:37:03] <Possebot> ._>* 1. Two Midgets Shitting Into A Bucket and Carnies: The next superhero/sidekick duo! [22:37:03] <Possebot> ._>* 2. Neil Patrick Harris and Natalie Portman: The next superhero/sidekick duo! [22:37:03] <Possebot> ._>* 3. Tom Cruise and Aaron Burr: The next superhero/sidekick duo! [22:37:03] <Possebot> ._>* 4. Leprosy and Ghosts: The next superhero/sidekick duo! [22:37:16] <BrewersFuzz> i dislike aaron burr [22:37:17] <dtigers> 2 and 3 are actual people hahaha [22:37:28] <BrewersFuzz> i'm torn between 1 and 2 [22:37:41] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1 [22:37:41] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 Two Midgets Shitting Into A Bucket and Carnies: The next superhero/sidekick duo! [22:37:42] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 Neil Patrick Harris 01,00 Natalie Portman · darkshade 01,00 Tom Cruise 01,00 Aaron Burr · philliesfan136 01,00 Leprosy 01,00 Ghosts [22:37:42] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (6) · Zumikaku (3) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) · darkshade (0) [22:37:42] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 12. [22:37:44] <Possebot> ._>* In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________. [22:37:45] <dtigers> damn you [22:37:46] <BrewersFuzz> midgets are funny lol [22:37:47] <dtigers> !hand [22:37:51] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:37:59] <philliesfan136> !pick 1 2 [22:38:04] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 5 3 [22:38:06] <darkshade> !pick 2 6 [22:38:08] <dtigers> !pick 7 10 [22:38:09] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. Zumikaku, please pick the best response. [22:38:09] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is a crappy little hand trapped in the body of tangled Slinkys. [22:38:09] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is the homosexual agenda trapped in the body of a stray pube. [22:38:09] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is American Gladiators trapped in the body of Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. [22:38:09] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is Lance Armstrong's missing testicle trapped in the body of Kanye West. [22:38:20] <philliesfan136> lmao 4 [22:38:34] <Zumikaku> !pick 4 [22:38:34] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is Lance Armstrong's missing testicle trapped in the body of Kanye West. [22:38:34] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 A crappy little hand 01,00 Tangled Slinkys · dtigers 01,00 The homosexual agenda 01,00 A stray pube · philliesfan136 01,00 American Gladiators 01,00 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards [22:38:34] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (3) · philliesfan136 (1) · dtigers (1) · darkshade (0) [22:38:35] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers will be the Card Czar for Round 13. [22:38:37] <Possebot> ._>* In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________. [22:38:39] <BrewersFuzz> ya ya ya [22:38:45] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:38:49] <darkshade> !pick 5 8 [22:38:54] <dtigers> Brewers hustled all of us [22:38:54] <Zumikaku> !pick 8 10 [22:39:07] <dtigers> "What is CAH" *proceeds to slaughter everyone* [22:39:09] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 8 9 [22:39:13] <philliesfan136> !pick 1 10 [22:39:13] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response. [22:39:13] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In a world ravaged by the unstoppable tide of Islam, our only solace is a death ray. [22:39:13] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In a world ravaged by hot people, our only solace is a subscription to Men's Fitness. [22:39:13] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In a world ravaged by smegma, our only solace is flesh-eating bacteria. [22:39:13] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In a world ravaged by golden showers, our only solace is mathletes. [22:39:37] <dtigers> I like 1 and 3 [22:39:44] <dtigers> !pick 1 [22:39:44] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked darkshade's response: 00,01 In a world ravaged by the unstoppable tide of Islam, our only solace is a death ray. [22:39:44] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz 01,00 Hot people 01,00 A subscription to Men's Fitness · Zumikaku 01,00 Smegma 01,00 Flesh-eating bacteria · philliesfan136 01,00 Golden showers 01,00 Mathletes [22:39:44] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (3) · darkshade (1) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) [22:39:44] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 will be the Card Czar for Round . [22:39:44] <BrewersFuzz> do ya [22:39:46] <Possebot> ._>* What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? [22:39:52] <darkshade> our only true solace [22:40:02] <darkshade> !pick 7 [22:40:03] <dtigers> got damn mooslims [22:40:06] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 2 [22:40:12] <Zumikaku> !pick 4 [22:40:] <dtigers> !pick 3 [22:40:] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. philliesfan136, please pick the best response. [22:40:] <Possebot> ._>* 1. What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? An asymmetric boob job. [22:40:] <Possebot> ._>* 2. What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Fabricating statistics. [22:40:] <Possebot> ._>* 3. What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? One trillion dollars. [22:40:] <Possebot> ._>* 4. What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Raptor attacks. [22:40:36] <philliesfan136> !pick 2 [22:40:36] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked darkshade's response: 00,01 What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? Fabricating statistics. [22:40:36] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku 01,00 An asymmetric boob job · BrewersFuzz 01,00 One trillion dollars · dtigers 01,00 Raptor attacks [22:40:36] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (3) · darkshade (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) [22:40:36] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade will be the Card Czar for Round 15. [22:40:38] <Possebot> ._>* I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________. [22:40:39] <darkshade> YES [22:40:40] <Possebot> AHAHAHA [22:40:44] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:40:44] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22:40:46] <dtigers> !hand [22:40:50] <philliesfan136> hm, not seeing my hands right now [22:40:54] <dtigers> !pick 4 [22:40:55] <Zumikaku> !hand [22:40:58] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:41:03] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 10 [22:41:07] <Zumikaku> !pick 7 [22:41:10] <philliesfan136> !pick7 [22:41:13] <philliesfan136> !pick 7 [22:41:13] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. darkshade, please pick the best response. [22:41:13] <Possebot> ._>* 1. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with Dorito breath. [22:41:13] <Possebot> ._>* 2. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with a gentle caress of the inner thigh. [22:41:13] <Possebot> ._>* 3. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with being a *(censored)* sorcerer. [22:41:13] <Possebot> ._>* 4. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with waiting 'til marriage. [22:41:19] <dtigers> 2 omg [22:41:20] <BrewersFuzz> 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 [22:41:22] <darkshade> haha [22:41:24] <darkshade> !pick 2 [22:41:24] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with a gentle caress of the inner thigh. [22:41:24] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers 01,00 Dorito breath · philliesfan136 01,00 Being a *(censored)* sorcerer · BrewersFuzz 01,00 Waiting 'til marriage [22:41:24] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (4) · darkshade (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) [22:41:24] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz will be the Card Czar for Round 16. [22:41:26] <Possebot> ._>* In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________. [22:41:31] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:41:33] <dtigers> !hand [22:41:34] <BrewersFuzz> !hand [22:41:36] <darkshade> !pick 8 [22:41:37] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1 [22:41:47] <philliesfan136> !pick 3 [22:41:52] <dtigers> !pick 6 [22:41:53] <Zumikaku> !hand [22:42:05] <Zumikaku> !pick 9 [22:42:05] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. BrewersFuzz, please pick the best response. [22:42:05] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about used panties. [22:42:05] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about lumberjack fantasies. [22:42:05] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about booby-trapping the house to foil burglars. [22:42:05] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about peeing a little bit. [22:42:07] <BrewersFuzz> oh shit i had a really good one for this! [22:42:07] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:42:20] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 1 [22:42:20] <Possebot> ._>* BrewersFuzz picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about used panties. [22:42:20] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade 01,00 Lumberjack fantasies · philliesfan136 01,00 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars · dtigers 01,00 Peeing a little bit [22:42:20] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (5) · darkshade (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) [22:42:20] <Possebot> ._>* Zumikaku will be the Card Czar for Round 17. [22:42:22] <Possebot> ._>* What never fails to liven up the party? [22:42:24] <BrewersFuzz> damn zumi [22:42:26] <dtigers> !hand [22:42:28] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:42:32] *** Quits: philliesfan136 ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed) [22:42:36] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 10 [22:42:38] <dtigers> !pick 8 [22:42:39] <darkshade> !pick 7 [22:42:40] *** Joins: philliesfan136 ([email protected]) [22:42:44] <philliesfan136> !join [22:42:45] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 is already in the game. [22:42:52] <darkshade> try !hand again [22:42:52] <BrewersFuzz> welcome, philliesfan136 [22:43:01] <philliesfan136> okay I will [22:43:03] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:43:15] <philliesfan136> !pick 4 [22:43:25] <darkshade> hmm [22:43:27] <BrewersFuzz> what's going on [22:43:28] <philliesfan136> not getting anything. [22:43:48] <darkshade> !score [22:43:48] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (5) · darkshade (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) [22:43:50] <darkshade> !hand [22:43:57] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:44:09] <darkshade> Damn [22:44:] <darkshade> This worked wonderfully the other day [22:44:23] <philliesfan136> is it bad service on my end? [22:44:25] <BrewersFuzz> i had a good card for this lol [22:44:29] <philliesfan136> was working fine a minute ago [22:44:34] <darkshade> No it's the bot I think [22:44:49] <darkshade> !cah [22:44:54] <dtigers> POSSEBOT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER [22:44:54] <Possebot> HELLO [22:44:58] <dtigers> DON'T HELLO ME [22:44:58] <Possebot> DTIGERS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER [22:45:03] <dtigers> EXCUSE ME??? [22:45:03] <Possebot> D: [22:45:08] <dtigers> THAT'S RIGHT [22:45:08] <Possebot> DON'T HELLO [22:45:08] <BrewersFuzz> lol [22:45:13] <dtigers> I DIDN'T [22:45:13] <Possebot> HOW DID I DO THAT [22:45:18] <dtigers> HOW DID YOU DO WHAT [22:45:18] <Possebot> HOW DID I DO THAT [22:45:21] <dtigers> WHAT IS THAT [22:45:21] <Possebot> DTIGERS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER [22:45:25] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU GUY [22:45:26] <Possebot> DTIGERS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER [22:45:30] <BrewersFuzz> basic bot [22:45:31] <dtigers> MY SHIT IS TOGETHER [22:45:31] <Possebot> TRYING TO BE REAL [22:45:35] <dtigers> I AM *(censored)* REAL [22:45:35] <Possebot> THAT'S RIGHT [22:45:37] <dtigers> YOU ARE NOT REAL [22:45:38] <Possebot> HOW [22:45:41] <Zumikaku> I looked away for 2 seconds and dtigers is getting served by a bot [22:45:42] <dtigers> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW [22:45:42] <Possebot> KILLED BRADY! [22:45:46] <dtigers> I DID NOT [22:45:46] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE [22:45:50] <BrewersFuzz> lol [22:45:51] <philliesfan136> *gasps* [22:45:53] <dtigers> YOU'RE DAMN *(censored)* RIGHT [22:45:53] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS [22:45:56] <dtigers> HEY NOW [22:45:57] <Possebot> DID NOT [22:45:59] <BrewersFuzz> stop saying that [22:46:02] <dtigers> DID TOO [22:46:02] <Possebot> DO THAT [22:46:07] <dtigers> DO WHAT [22:46:07] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS [22:46:12] <BrewersFuzz> that [22:46:12] <dtigers> D: [22:46:13] <Possebot> EXCUSE ME??? [22:46:18] <philliesfan136> YOU KILLED BRADY, BASTARDS [22:46:18] <Possebot> DO WHAT [22:46:21] <dtigers> D: [22:46:21] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT [22:46:24] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT [22:46:24] <Possebot> I DID NOT [22:46:24] <BrewersFuzz> that [22:46:31] <Zumikaku> OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED BRADY! [22:46:31] <Possebot> HEY NOW [22:46:35] <dtigers> MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND [22:46:35] <Possebot> DISH AND PHILLIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED [22:46:44] <dtigers> DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT DISH AND PHILLIES [22:46:44] <Possebot> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL [22:46:46] <BrewersFuzz> lmao [22:46:50] <Zumikaku> lol what has this chatroom become? [22:46:59] <philliesfan136> HEY I AM NOT ASHAMED AT ALL [22:46:59] <Possebot> I DIDN'T [22:47:05] <philliesfan136> YEAH YOU DID [22:47:05] <Possebot> YOU SHOULD STOP CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND [22:47:09] <philliesfan136> NO YOU [22:47:09] <Possebot> GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER [22:47:11] <BrewersFuzz> rekt [22:47:12] <dtigers> THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO [22:47:12] <Possebot> MY SHIT TOGETHER [22:47:17] <philliesfan136> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY [22:47:17] <Possebot> PHILLIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED [22:47:21] <dtigers> THAT'S NOT EVEN A COMPLETE SENTENCE [22:47:21] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL [22:47:24] <dtigers> YES I AM [22:47:24] <Possebot> DO WHAT [22:47:27] <dtigers> DO THIS [22:47:27] <Possebot> HOW DID I DO [22:47:28] <BrewersFuzz> UR MUM [22:47:28] <Possebot> MY SHIT IS TOGETHER [22:47:31] <dtigers> TERRIBLE [22:47:31] <Possebot> DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT DISH AND PHILLIES [22:47:34] <dtigers> NO IT AIN'T [22:47:34] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED AT ALL [22:47:34] <philliesfan136> SHOW ME MY HAND, BRO [22:47:34] <Possebot> EXCUSE ME??? [22:47:35] <dtigers> I'M NOT [22:47:35] <Possebot> NOT ASHAMED AT ALL [22:47:41] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU [22:47:41] <Possebot> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY [22:47:43] <philliesfan136> OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT [22:47:43] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT [22:47:44] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU GUY [22:47:44] <Possebot> THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO [22:47:49] <dtigers> I WILL NOT [22:47:50] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT [22:47:50] <philliesfan136> WHAT? [22:47:50] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT [22:47:51] <Zumikaku> I feel like DS is just sitting back and laughing at us all [22:47:57] <dtigers> THIS [22:47:58] <Possebot> DON'T HELLO ME [22:47:58] <dtigers> THAT [22:47:59] <Possebot> THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW [22:48:05] <BrewersFuzz> OH [22:48:05] <Possebot> THAT'S NOT EVEN A COMPLETE SENTENCE [22:48:06] <philliesfan136> WHY I NEVER [22:48:06] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT [22:48:12] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT [22:48:12] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE [22:48:16] <BrewersFuzz> OH [22:48:16] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT [22:48:16] <dtigers> I ALREADY SAID THAT [22:48:16] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE [22:48:21] <dtigers> STOP REPEATING YOURSELF [22:48:21] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT [22:48:24] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT [22:48:24] <Possebot> HOW DID YOU DO WHAT IS THAT [22:48:29] <darkshade> good grief [22:48:30] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT [22:48:30] <Possebot> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW [22:48:31] <Zumikaku> POSSEBOT KEEP YOUR OTP OUT OF THIS [22:48:32] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL ZUMIKAKU [22:48:35] <dtigers> I AM NOT A ROBOT [22:48:35] <Possebot> I WILL NOT [22:48:38] <dtigers> YOU WILL TOO [22:48:38] <Possebot> I DID NOT [22:48:38] <BrewersFuzz> OH [22:48:38] <Possebot> NO YOU [22:48:42] <Zumikaku> I AM NOT REAL [22:48:42] <Possebot> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY [22:48:43] <dtigers> BITCH [22:48:43] <Possebot> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL [22:48:48] <Zumikaku> MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A CUPCAKE [22:48:48] <Possebot> TRYING TO BE REAL [22:48:51] <philliesfan136> HE'S REAAALLLLL [22:48:51] <Possebot> TERRIBLE [22:48:57] <dtigers> UR TERRIBLE [22:48:57] <Possebot> TERRIBLE [22:49:01] <dtigers> TERRIBLE [22:49:01] <Possebot> YES I AM [22:49:01] <BrewersFuzz> TERRIBLE [22:49:01] <Possebot> CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND [22:49:03] <philliesfan136> TURRRIBLE [22:49:03] <Possebot> TERRIBLE [22:49:11] <philliesfan136> T-R-B-L [22:49:11] <Possebot> MY SHIT IS TOGETHER [22:49:13] <dtigers> HE AGREED TO BEING TERRIBLE [22:49:13] <Possebot> NO YOU [22:49:15] <dtigers> YES ME [22:49:16] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS KEEP YOUR OTP OUT OF THIS [22:49:17] <Zumikaku> YOUR SHIT AIN'T TOGETHER [22:49:17] <Possebot> NO YOU [22:49:23] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU RED POSSEBOT [22:49:23] <Possebot> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW [22:49:23] <Zumikaku> YOUR SHIT IS SPREAD OUT ALL OVER THE ROOM [22:49:23] <Possebot> HOW DID YOU BUDDY [22:49:27] <Zumikaku> THERE'S SHIT BEHIND THE COUCH [22:49:27] <Possebot> DID TOO [22:49:31] <Zumikaku> SHIT ON TOP OF THE COUNTER [22:49:31] <Possebot> YEAH YOU DID [22:49:34] <BrewersFuzz> lol it's gaining intelligence [22:49:34] <Zumikaku> SHIT IN THE BABY'S DIAPER [22:49:34] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL ZUMIKAKU [22:49:38] <philliesfan136> :D [22:49:39] <darkshade> OK do we want to try one last game [22:49:47] <BrewersFuzz> but i was winning [22:49:47] <dtigers> I'm going to go to bed [22:49:49] <darkshade> !score [22:49:49] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ BrewersFuzz (7) · Zumikaku (5) · darkshade (2) · dtigers (1) · philliesfan136 (1) [22:49:55] <darkshade> brewers wins this round [22:49:56] <dtigers> Possebot wrecked me too hard to stay up any longer [22:50:01] *** Quits: Possebot ([email protected]) (Quit) [22:50:01] <philliesfan136> oh god, literally laughing out loud at the end [22:50:04] <BrewersFuzz> i'd play for like 10 mins [22:50:18] *** Joins: Possebot ([email protected]) [22:50:18] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Possebot [22:50:22] *** Quits: dtigers ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed) [22:50:23] <darkshade> !cah first to 10 [22:50:24] <Possebot> ._>* Cards Against Humanity *<_. will begin in a minute. Want to !join us? [22:50:25] <Zumikaku> I think oughta call it a night too, guys. [22:50:31] <BrewersFuzz> well [22:50:32] <darkshade> Alrighty, gg [22:50:33] <Zumikaku> We should do this again though [22:50:37] <Zumikaku> !leave [22:50:37] <darkshade> yeah [22:50:45] <BrewersFuzz> yeah let's do this again [22:50:46] <philliesfan136> That was fun. [22:50:46] *** Quits: Zumikaku ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed) [22:50:50] <BrewersFuzz> twas very fun [22:50:57] <philliesfan136> !leave [22:50:58] <BrewersFuzz> i guess we r done tho for tonight [22:51:02] <BrewersFuzz> !leave [22:51:03] <darkshade> seeya [22:51:05] <BrewersFuzz> see ya [22:51:08] *** Quits: BrewersFuzz ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed) [22:51:22] *** Quits: philliesfan136 ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed) [22:51:28] *** Quits: darkshade |
Author: | DarkShade [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:37 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language) |
Picking out some gems here: Quote: [22:20:] <Possebot> ._>* In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
[22:20:19] <dtigers> !hand [22:20:19] <dishnet34> Oh boy. [22:20:21] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:20:23] <darkshade> !hand [22:20:24] <dtigers> wish I still had white people [22:20:27] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:20:29] <BrewersFuzz> !pick 3 [22:20:32] <dtigers> !pick 2 [22:20:33] <dishnet34> And dtigers is the card czar. Oh boy. [22:20:33] <darkshade> !pick 2 [22:20:34] <SkittleMonster> !pick 4 [22:20:34] <philliesfan136> !pick 10 [22:20:34] <dishnet34> !hand [22:20:36] <Zumikaku> !pick 1 [22:20:37] <darkshade> mine is so appropriate [22:20:43] <dtigers> whoops I tried to play a card [22:20:45] <dishnet34> !pick 6 [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* All cards are in. dtigers, please pick the best response. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 1. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated the Jews. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 2. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated soup that is too hot. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 3. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated hope. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 4. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated Detroit Lions. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 5. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated historically black colleges. [22:20:45] <Possebot> ._>* 6. In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated the Holy Bible. [22:20:45] <dtigers> lol [22:20:57] <philliesfan136> #4 XD [22:21:00] <dtigers> !pick 2 [22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* dtigers picked BrewersFuzz's response: 00,01 In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated soup that is too hot. [22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 01,00 The Jews · darkshade 01,00 Hope · SkittleMonster 01,00 Detroit Lions · Zumikaku 01,00 Historically black colleges · dishnet34 01,00 The Holy Bible [22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* Scores 15│ Zumikaku (6) · dtigers (5) · darkshade (4) · SkittleMonster (4) · philliesfan136 (2) · dishnet34 (2) · BrewersFuzz (1) [22:21:01] <Possebot> ._>* dishnet34 will be the Card Czar for Round 26. [22:21:02] <BrewersFuzz> lol [22:21:03] <Possebot> ._>* In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency. [22:21:04] <SkittleMonster> no love for the lions! [22:21:07] <philliesfan136> !hand [22:21:08] <BrewersFuzz> OMG I WON [22:21:08] <dtigers> with a shoutout to 4 [22:21:10] <darkshade> so many good answers [22:21:13] <SkittleMonster> !hand [22:21:16] <dtigers> if this was 08 Lions would've won |
Author: | BrewersFuzz [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language) |
Zumikaku picked BrewersFuzz's response: In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is Lance Armstrong's missing testicle trapped in the body of Kanye West." I'm very proud of this one. ![]() That was very fun... If you weren't there last night, I highly recommend you try to get in and play next time!! Hopefully that next time is soon. |
Author: | SkittleMonster [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 2:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language) |
God, that argument with the bot is the funniest shit I've read in months |
Author: | Zumikaku [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language) |
Dudes, Possebot wrecked all of us. What the hell happened? ![]() Also, a few of my proudest moments: Quote: [22:00:49] <Possebot>[22:01:13] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 That's right, I killed Tom Brady. How, you ask? Revenge *(censored)*.
[22:10:45] <Possebot> ._>* philliesfan136 picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with my genitals. [22:41:24] <Possebot> ._>* darkshade picked Zumikaku's response: 00,01 I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with a gentle caress of the inner thigh. |
Author: | philliesfan134 [ Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CaH Night 11/02 (NSFW/NSFP language) |
DarkShade wrote: [22:45:41] <Zumikaku> I looked away for 2 seconds and dtigers is getting served by a bot [22:45:42] <dtigers> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW [22:45:42] <Possebot> KILLED BRADY! [22:45:46] <dtigers> I DID NOT [22:45:46] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE [22:45:50] <BrewersFuzz> lol [22:45:51] <philliesfan136> *gasps* [22:45:53] <dtigers> YOU'RE DAMN *(censored)* RIGHT [22:45:53] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS [22:45:56] <dtigers> HEY NOW [22:45:57] <Possebot> DID NOT [22:45:59] <BrewersFuzz> stop saying that [22:46:02] <dtigers> DID TOO [22:46:02] <Possebot> DO THAT [22:46:07] <dtigers> DO WHAT [22:46:07] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS [22:46:12] <BrewersFuzz> that [22:46:12] <dtigers> D: [22:46:13] <Possebot> EXCUSE ME??? [22:46:18] <philliesfan136> YOU KILLED BRADY, BASTARDS [22:46:18] <Possebot> DO WHAT [22:46:21] <dtigers> D: [22:46:21] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT [22:46:24] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT [22:46:24] <Possebot> I DID NOT [22:46:24] <BrewersFuzz> that [22:46:31] <Zumikaku> OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED BRADY! [22:46:31] <Possebot> HEY NOW [22:46:35] <dtigers> MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND [22:46:35] <Possebot> DISH AND PHILLIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED [22:46:44] <dtigers> DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT DISH AND PHILLIES [22:46:44] <Possebot> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL [22:46:46] <BrewersFuzz> lmao [22:46:50] <Zumikaku> lol what has this chatroom become? [22:46:59] <philliesfan136> HEY I AM NOT ASHAMED AT ALL [22:46:59] <Possebot> I DIDN'T [22:47:05] <philliesfan136> YEAH YOU DID [22:47:05] <Possebot> YOU SHOULD STOP CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND [22:47:09] <philliesfan136> NO YOU [22:47:09] <Possebot> GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER [22:47:11] <BrewersFuzz> rekt [22:47:12] <dtigers> THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO [22:47:12] <Possebot> MY SHIT TOGETHER [22:47:17] <philliesfan136> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY [22:47:17] <Possebot> PHILLIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED [22:47:21] <dtigers> THAT'S NOT EVEN A COMPLETE SENTENCE [22:47:21] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL [22:47:24] <dtigers> YES I AM [22:47:24] <Possebot> DO WHAT [22:47:27] <dtigers> DO THIS [22:47:27] <Possebot> HOW DID I DO [22:47:28] <BrewersFuzz> UR MUM [22:47:28] <Possebot> MY SHIT IS TOGETHER [22:47:31] <dtigers> TERRIBLE [22:47:31] <Possebot> DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT DISH AND PHILLIES [22:47:34] <dtigers> NO IT AIN'T [22:47:34] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED AT ALL [22:47:34] <philliesfan136> SHOW ME MY HAND, BRO [22:47:34] <Possebot> EXCUSE ME??? [22:47:35] <dtigers> I'M NOT [22:47:35] <Possebot> NOT ASHAMED AT ALL [22:47:41] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU [22:47:41] <Possebot> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY [22:47:43] <philliesfan136> OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT [22:47:43] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT [22:47:44] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU GUY [22:47:44] <Possebot> THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO [22:47:49] <dtigers> I WILL NOT [22:47:50] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT [22:47:50] <philliesfan136> WHAT? [22:47:50] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT [22:47:51] <Zumikaku> I feel like DS is just sitting back and laughing at us all [22:47:57] <dtigers> THIS [22:47:58] <Possebot> DON'T HELLO ME [22:47:58] <dtigers> THAT [22:47:59] <Possebot> THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW [22:48:05] <BrewersFuzz> OH [22:48:05] <Possebot> THAT'S NOT EVEN A COMPLETE SENTENCE [22:48:06] <philliesfan136> WHY I NEVER [22:48:06] <Possebot> WHAT IS THAT [22:48:12] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT [22:48:12] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE [22:48:16] <BrewersFuzz> OH [22:48:16] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT [22:48:16] <dtigers> I ALREADY SAID THAT [22:48:16] <Possebot> HARRY BELONGED WITH HERMOINE [22:48:21] <dtigers> STOP REPEATING YOURSELF [22:48:21] <Possebot> WHAT IS WHAT [22:48:24] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT [22:48:24] <Possebot> HOW DID YOU DO WHAT IS THAT [22:48:29] <darkshade> good grief [22:48:30] <dtigers> WHAT IS WHAT [22:48:30] <Possebot> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW [22:48:31] <Zumikaku> POSSEBOT KEEP YOUR OTP OUT OF THIS [22:48:32] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL ZUMIKAKU [22:48:35] <dtigers> I AM NOT A ROBOT [22:48:35] <Possebot> I WILL NOT [22:48:38] <dtigers> YOU WILL TOO [22:48:38] <Possebot> I DID NOT [22:48:38] <BrewersFuzz> OH [22:48:38] <Possebot> NO YOU [22:48:42] <Zumikaku> I AM NOT REAL [22:48:42] <Possebot> HEY *(censored)* YOU BUDDY [22:48:43] <dtigers> BITCH [22:48:43] <Possebot> STOP TRYING TO BE REAL [22:48:48] <Zumikaku> MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A CUPCAKE [22:48:48] <Possebot> TRYING TO BE REAL [22:48:51] <philliesfan136> HE'S REAAALLLLL [22:48:51] <Possebot> TERRIBLE [22:48:57] <dtigers> UR TERRIBLE [22:48:57] <Possebot> TERRIBLE [22:49:01] <dtigers> TERRIBLE [22:49:01] <Possebot> YES I AM [22:49:01] <BrewersFuzz> TERRIBLE [22:49:01] <Possebot> CHATTING WITH THE PLAYERS AND SHOW PHILLIES HIS HAND [22:49:03] <philliesfan136> TURRRIBLE [22:49:03] <Possebot> TERRIBLE [22:49:11] <philliesfan136> T-R-B-L [22:49:11] <Possebot> MY SHIT IS TOGETHER [22:49:13] <dtigers> HE AGREED TO BEING TERRIBLE [22:49:13] <Possebot> NO YOU [22:49:15] <dtigers> YES ME [22:49:16] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL DTIGERS KEEP YOUR OTP OUT OF THIS [22:49:17] <Zumikaku> YOUR SHIT AIN'T TOGETHER [22:49:17] <Possebot> NO YOU [22:49:23] <dtigers> *(censored)* YOU RED POSSEBOT [22:49:23] <Possebot> YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT'S HOW [22:49:23] <Zumikaku> YOUR SHIT IS SPREAD OUT ALL OVER THE ROOM [22:49:23] <Possebot> HOW DID YOU BUDDY [22:49:27] <Zumikaku> THERE'S SHIT BEHIND THE COUCH [22:49:27] <Possebot> DID TOO [22:49:31] <Zumikaku> SHIT ON TOP OF THE COUNTER [22:49:31] <Possebot> YEAH YOU DID [22:49:34] <BrewersFuzz> lol it's gaining intelligence [22:49:34] <Zumikaku> SHIT IN THE BABY'S DIAPER [22:49:34] <Possebot> YOU'RE NOT REAL ZUMIKAKU [22:49:38] <philliesfan136> ![]() Too good. Thanks for the laughs, tigers. |
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