Power Pros Forum

I thought this could be a fun game. I'm sure you all know how the game works, but for those who have been living under a rock, you answer the question of the previous poster, and then you ask one yourself. I'll start.

Would you rather change gender everytime you sneeze OR not be able to tell the difference between muffins and babies?

Definitely the second option, muffins aren't that tasty so I wouldn't go eat babies.

Would you rather be consumed by tigers or leprechauns?

Leprechauns have gold tigers slowly consume you

Would you rather be Alex Rodriguez right now or The Black Sox in 1919

Black Sox because it'd be pretty cool to be more than one person at a time IMO.

Would you rather manage a Burger King or have your house be capable of turning into a bean at any given moment?

Manage a Burger King

Would you rather have huge ears OR a huge nose?

huge ears
would you rather have a wound that takes years to heal or wake up with a kink in your neck

Wound that takes several years to heal. Chicks would dig it.

Would you rather kiss the Phillie Phanatic or be half human half sea gull?

Phillie Phanatic, easily. He'd have the lips of a blanket

Would you rather be a Pokemon trainer or the President of the United States?

Half human half sea-gull, permitted I could fly. Otherwise it'd just be weird.

*(censored)* OFF SKITTLES. I'M KEEPING MY ANSWER THERE.

And Pokemon trainer, duh! Too much responsibility as president.

Would you rather be deaf, or blind?

Deaf, so I could still watch porn watch sports

Would you rather eat nothing but pizza or bacon for the rest of your life?

Well, I'm guessing pizza is probably healthier, so you would probably live longer on pizza. So pizza. Especially because you can get fruit pizza and veggie pizza as well. So yeah, pizza.

Would you rather die suddenly without notice, or have notice(say, 48 hours?)and enough time to say goodbye and enjoy your last, precious few hours?

Die without notice, that'd be so scary being aware that your time is about to come.

Would you rather make a six figure salary doing something you love, or a seven figure salary doing something you hate?

6 figure salary doing something I love.

Would you rather win a baseball game in a blowout in 9 innings, or on a walk-off in the 19th inning?

Seven figure. If I'm making 10 times the amount, then I can retire sooner.

DAMN IT DISH!

Walk-Off. Way more tension

Would you rather have sex with any three women of your choice but not be able to tell anyone, or stay up all night talking with them and tell everyone you banged them?

I agree.

You stole this off ifunny. and both sound cool. but since I don't really have any female idols I'd want to chat with, sexsexaexsex.

Would you rather eat a bowl of shit or have sex with another man?

Yeah, I'm *(censored)* up.