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Have had a couple good ones floating around in my head lately, so I figured we needed a thread for them.

"We are men of action; lies do not become us." --Wesley from Princess Bride

"A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use." --Washington Irving's Rip Van Winkle.

"IT'S A TRAP!" --Admiral Ackbar in Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

I've got a few that I can think of right now

"I've gotta give it to the Japanese, and not just for inventing the Chinese." - Shawn, from "Psych"

"Never have stuff named after ya, it means you're dead." - Bill "Spaceman" Lee

"Funerals are like weddings--if you don't go to theirs, then they won't go to yours." --Yogi Berra

"There's a 70% chance the object you're standing on is a cake." -- Snifit, talking to Booster during Bundt battle, Super Mario RPG

"The cake is a lie!" -- Portal

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"Starting today, I'm a Tulip all the way!" - Robin

"Today, I pitched 0 innings, and gave up 7 runs. I guess that wasn't too bad." -Chief (made up)

I lol'ed for a long time after that one. My sides hurt.

"The best advice anyone has ever given me is don't be an idiot. Every time I do something I think "Would an idiot do this?" If the answer is yes, then I don't do it." -Dwight K. Schrute

*wonders if idiots blink*

"Today, I pitched 9 innings, and gave up 0 runs. I guess that wasn't too bad." - Chief

I have failed over and over again in my life, and that is why, I succeed.
MJ

"I am prairie...
prairie-dogging.
And I have to take a @#$%.
I don't know if I can hold it."

My cross country teammate singing a song about how he has to take a @#$% while we run through a neighborhood full of small children.

I made a poster with that MJ quote last year in English. It was voted the best in our class by the Freshman.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

"Clocks slay time... Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops, does time come to life." - William Faulkner