--If signs from the left were/are believed to be evil, why do we read from left to right?
--If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, can it be considered a hostage situation.
--If you cut all the tentacles off of an octopus, what would happen if you scared it?
--How long would it take for a claustrophobic sardine to die? Could he play hooky from school for medical reasons?
--Was Nero actually any good at fiddling? Perhaps he was finishing the greatest piece in history...
--If pirates pirate pirated pirate movies on piracy, whose fault is it really?
--How many woodchucks could Chuck Norris chuck, if he was inclined to do so?
--This sliced bread is the greatest thing since...
--If someone died laughing, what would the visitation be like?
--Why does no one ever look for Bigfoot with anything other than a grainy disposable Kodak?
--The early bird may get the worm, and the second mouse may get the cheese, but the cat will get them both no matter when he wakes up.
--More people die from being hit by coconuts, than from shark attacks. Yet somehow, there hasn't been a single horror movie ever made focused on palm trees...
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