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--If signs from the left were/are believed to be evil, why do we read from left to right?
--If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, can it be considered a hostage situation.
--If you cut all the tentacles off of an octopus, what would happen if you scared it?
--How long would it take for a claustrophobic sardine to die? Could he play hooky from school for medical reasons?
--Was Nero actually any good at fiddling? Perhaps he was finishing the greatest piece in history...
--If pirates pirate pirated pirate movies on piracy, whose fault is it really?
--How many woodchucks could Chuck Norris chuck, if he was inclined to do so?
--This sliced bread is the greatest thing since...
--If someone died laughing, what would the visitation be like?
--Why does no one ever look for Bigfoot with anything other than a grainy disposable Kodak?
--The early bird may get the worm, and the second mouse may get the cheese, but the cat will get them both no matter when he wakes up.
--More people die from being hit by coconuts, than from shark attacks. Yet somehow, there hasn't been a single horror movie ever made focused on palm trees...

Actually, if one of those horror movies were made, I'd rather it be about vending machines. They outnumber shark attack deaths too, I believe.

If someone who believes in reincarnation dies, would they put "BRB" on their tombstone instead of "RIP?"

What do vampires do when they get nosebleeds?

The owner of the Segway corporation (not the founder, but the owner) died after falling off a cliff at his estate. He was on his Segway when he lost control and took the plunge. (No joke, you can look it up. Most ironic death ever.)

--Before Donkey Kong, what was it "on like?"
--If we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway, what the hell are the freeway and the highway for?

That's all I got.

--What happens if you attack someone before their preemptive strike?
--I suppose it's a good thing that the phone company's sales pitch doesn't include "These are not the Droids you're looking for..."
--If people get reincarnated, why doesn't someone tell us what life as a salamander is like?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

A bot thinks my post is excellent! My life is complete. <3

Indeed it is.

I was the original poster. I'm pretty sure I'm the one who's blog is perfect.

It refers to a "post" and a "blog." You're the OP of the thread. Therefore the bot must be praising me and DarkShade.

Also, *whose.

Gah! I am disgraced...

If you identify a UFO as a UFO, what is it?

If time machines really do exist in the future, then how come we have no evidence of anyone visiting us from then?

If you shoot a gun in space, can you get out of the way?

-This sentence is false.
-NEW MISSION: Refuse this mission.
-Does a set of all sets contain itself?

If I lead a horse to water, and I pry open his mouth and pour the water down his throat, does that count?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?